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Posted by: mr c on September 18, 2004 @ 2:41 pm
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?
A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.
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hell boy on September 21, 2004 @ 9:53 pm |
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there are three girls.One says lets go have sex.The Second says go screw a lamp.The third says im already doin it. |
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curtis on October 21, 2004 @ 12:47 pm |
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that is good what’s your cell number and how old r u |
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hell boy on November 4, 2004 @ 3:21 pm |
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No way let’s, just have oral sex |
| From: |
ceecee on November 11, 2004 @ 2:45 pm |
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what about me |
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marissa on November 28, 2004 @ 9:58 pm |
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some r funny as hell and some r kinda old
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| From: |
Ciara on December 29, 2004 @ 10:00 pm |
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those were gr8!! |
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Cherish on February 16, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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I could use a beer.
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| From: |
chey da blonde babe on March 6, 2005 @ 8:52 am |
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IM BLONDE NOT FUNNY AND IM HOTTT RING
0800-KISS-MY-ASS |
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Bekah on May 22, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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That was hilarious but cold and mean...and i am not even a blonde...lol |
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Tinkerbell on January 9, 2006 @ 6:40 pm |
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lol thats great.... |
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Tinkerbell on January 9, 2006 @ 6:40 pm |
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lmao that was great...but some were kinda mean |
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