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Swimming compitition
Posted by: shaun on November 15, 2004 @ 5:06 pm

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there was a blonde edhead and a burnnet in a swimming compitition.

they have to swim 1 mile to an island and the winner gets anything she wants in the world.

so the red head claps her hands and says it’s in the bag. dives into the water and swims one quarter of the way and stops. when she stopped the water was so deep she drowned.

Now the burnnet clapped her hands and says "hello buckingham palace"
dives in swims half the way and stops.when she stopped the water was so deep she drowned.

Then the blonde she wasn’t to bothered about it, she dives in swims 3 quarters of the way and says stuff this and swims all the way back



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From: Jay&Jay on November 18, 2004 @ 2:58 am
Comment: Punctuation maybe?

From: ----------- on November 19, 2004 @ 1:09 am
Comment: wot da hell was funny about dat??!!! i mean big whoop she koodnt b bothered dat aint funny, datz just a pretty sad joke.....

From: emily on November 19, 2004 @ 8:45 pm
Comment: no need 2 freek out {smbody on nov 19 2004 @1:09}

From: emily on November 19, 2004 @ 8:45 pm
Comment: no need 2 freek out {smbody on nov 19 2004 @1:09}

From: Shaun on November 22, 2004 @ 4:50 pm
Comment: shame on this joke.Ive never met an edhead before, what are they like?

From: anthony on November 24, 2004 @ 1:03 pm
Comment: a blonde went to pick up her grandma at the airport, and when she seen a sign that said"airport left",she went home

From: bitch on November 26, 2004 @ 11:09 am
Comment: i dont get it

From: Stoner133 on January 2, 2005 @ 6:46 am
Comment: katie you gatta be da stupidest person if you gatta prove your self to be smart with a comment like that.

From: sean on January 27, 2005 @ 1:03 pm
Comment: i didnt get that wack ass joke o yea i got the magic stick make a wais and blow on it c what comes out.......... if u looking for a real man hit me back at lilsean_2005@yahoo.com holla

From: gd on March 27, 2005 @ 9:29 am
Comment: FUNNY LOL

   
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