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Mrs. Horney
Posted by: Jay&Jay on December 30, 2004 @ 0:41 am

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one day Mrs Horney went to town and she found a condom on the side of the street
then she saw it had been used and it had cum in it and for some sick reason she kept it
the next day she found out her husband had found out that her husband had a girlfriend and he was going to leave his wife to be with her
then she snuck into his girlfriends house and left the condom there with a note the note said hi baby can u out this into your pussy i really want you to have a pice of me when im not there so she out it in her pussy and thought to herself why not lick whats left
she licked the condom clean
then weeks went by and she went to the doctor and she found out that she had aids
she got mad because it was that condom that gave her aids
she blamed the married man and then when he went to confess to his wife she said
im the one who gave her the condom im the one who gave her the note im the one who gave her the aids
her husband with a shocked face said OH MY GOD..................your a man??


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From: SUPERSTAR on December 31, 2004 @ 7:57 pm
Comment: THAT JOKE SUCKS ASS

From: Stoner133 on January 2, 2005 @ 6:10 am
Comment: This ain’t my joke,an yes people thats my old site name.

From: foxxyangel69 on January 8, 2005 @ 10:11 am
Comment: jeez dude that wud hoaveto b the worst told joke in history. u shud really get a life n stop postin jokes. u suck!

From: lol on January 11, 2005 @ 11:34 am
Comment: so funny

From: Smantha on January 11, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: I don’t get it but it was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly nasty that’s all I know!!! It has been in my head. Everytime I think of it I get sickened chills!!!! Thanks for scaring me 4 life

From: allie on January 13, 2005 @ 11:03 pm
Comment: haha noice

From: sum guy on January 14, 2005 @ 5:22 am
Comment: Jay Jay i think u should stick with commenting coz ur jokes sux

From: silent bob on January 14, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: that was a joke????

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From: Richard on January 27, 2005 @ 8:27 am
Comment: Not worth reading

From: blonde lover on February 1, 2005 @ 11:24 am
Comment: does it just keep getting worse?

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From: freezer burn on February 2, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: wow i know a blonde who makes fun of HERSELF better thant that

From: hmoran on February 10, 2005 @ 11:18 am
Comment: try spell check next time

From: kid on February 12, 2005 @ 7:16 pm
Comment: WTF

From: wtf on February 12, 2005 @ 10:38 pm
Comment: that joke was funny wtf is wrong with the peeps on this site!?!?

From: bear on February 13, 2005 @ 12:17 am
Comment: completely, utterly and totally stupid. This isn’t a joke it’s just your daydreaming .
Get a brain before you attempt writing anymore "jokes".

From: sexy lous on February 16, 2005 @ 6:31 am
Comment: ur jokes alrite like but it abvously shows ya AINT gettin NONE LOL STRKED UR ASS

From: stinky on August 15, 2005 @ 2:08 am
Comment: dear bitch123,

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Please enlighten me.

   
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