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A gaggle of blonde jokes....
Posted by: o swine of mine.. on January 26, 2005 @ 11:09 am
What does a blonde do right after sex? She gets out of the car, straightens her clothes and DEMANDS the 3 dollars as promised, then goes back in the mall.............How does a blonde try and kill a brunnett?Invites her over to lunch then serves food due to expire the next day..[pure evil]...............What are the most comon physical problems of blondes?
sore knees-broken front teeth-bad breath-lock jaw-hips sometimes lock in place--baldness due to hair being rubbed off--weak neck--head-bobbing--bed sores...........How do you know when a blonde just had sex?She’ll tell you, over and Over and OVER..........A blonde is telling her only friend about a recent experience; "A stranger on the subway shoved both hands down my pants, front and back! But the joke was on him. I keep my money in my purse! ...............How can you spot a blonde virgin? She’s the pre-schooler about to explode...........What do you call a woman who colors her hair blonde? A chemically dependant blonde................A college class [yes a blonde finally made it in] was discussing planets when the teacher turned to the blond and said, " Could you please tell us about Uranus?" The Blond said, "What an odd question in class but,OK! Well let’s see, hhmmm?[thinking], ok, ok....ummmm, It very shapely and ummmmm, very tight, ummmm, Wanna See?............
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somebody on January 27, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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ok if ur blonde thats ok but it aint funni at all....thats just a start y r u obsessed with SEX?????ur so immature!!!plus didnt u hear they pronounce it..... Your.....a(in reception language if u no wat I mean....)nus...not your-anus so act ur age and dont accuse blondes as plastics...cos we ain that dumb.....Princess diana was blonde but she aint dumb!!!!I’m sure lots ov people will back me up here!! |
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Big Blonde on January 27, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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to "somebody".....I’m blonde and comfortable with myself enough to have a sense of humor and to not take things so seriously, especially on the web!.....There are jokes "good and bad" to fit everyone.....relax!!...I’m sure it wasn’t personal!!!
I’m sure people will back you as they have that freedom, just as the person had the freedom to post the above.....But keep in mind "this AIN’T no "church joke site"!
The joke’s’ , weather good or bad, were obviously put on this page due to the topic....
As for "o swine of mine"...I like the "Comon physical Problems of Blondes and the blonde virgin"...jotted those down... :-)
NOW....If topics about sex bother you, then why are you visiting "dirtyjokesinc"??????"
Obsession with sex may be someone visiting sex joke sites and bitching to them....think about it......
flippin hair back.....smooches.....Im out of here!!!! |
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Stoner133 on January 30, 2005 @ 5:30 am |
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There might be a good joke on this page.....Maybe just not visible. |
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mandi austin on January 31, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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the jokes are asome heres 1 of my own...wut does a blonde say when she walks into a bar (ouch) not that funny but o well i like the last joke the best but they need to add more jokes then that theres only like 15 there or more. well there all good jokes. well thats good for now....... smallfry1_12@hotmail.com asl(16font) |
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shut up idiots on January 31, 2005 @ 1:57 pm |
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To blondes suck--> GO GET SOME HELP YOU REALLY NEED IT!!! Idiot god! |
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blondes still suck on February 3, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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yeah that message was 4 u [shut up idiots]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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sonny on February 6, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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i am 14 amle and live in coventry my msn adress is sonn4@hotmail.co.uk add me i ave a cam |
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kid on February 11, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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tooooooooooo many jokes at once |
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bear on February 13, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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They were all bad..... sorry |
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ha~ha on February 17, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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That made no sense! |
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JeSsiCa on February 23, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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ha lmao |
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susan on March 6, 2005 @ 9:22 am |
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im blonde must blondes r dumb like uuh and duh |
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gs on March 26, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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it was confusing |
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hotty798 on April 5, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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Hi. I’m a blond, I’m offended, and i’m absolutely appaled at every single one of you. |
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TT on September 15, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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U NO WAT I COULDNT B ARSED 2 READ ALL DAT SO I DIDIENT LOL |
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2PAC on September 15, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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OH GOD MAN THINK OF SUM OTHA HAIR COLOUR 2 CUS NW CUZ ITS LAM AND
BORIN POWER 2 ALL HAIRS COLOURS!! |
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zach on October 12, 2005 @ 1:59 am |
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i hate you all
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