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stupid fuckin blonde
Posted by: lauren on February 8, 2005 @ 5:13 pm
A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats. When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, "You’re ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I’m going to have to ask you to move." To which the blonde replies, "You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to L.A. and I’m getting there in first class." Confused, the stewardess gets her supervisor. Again, she tells the woman that she must move. Again, the blonde replies, "You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to L.A. and I’m getting there in first class." Also confused, they go get the captain. He tells the woman that she must move. The blonde starts to say, "You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful..." when he interrupts and asks, "Can I whisper something in your ear?" "Sure" she replies and he proceeds to whisper something in her ear. Suddenly she gets up and goes back to coach seating with a look of surprise on her face. The flight attendants are startled. "How did you get her to move?" "I told her that first class wasn’t going to L.A."
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jon on February 10, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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lol datz funny |
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harrison on February 10, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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that sucked |
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.... on February 11, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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if you now what the joke is (if there is one) explain |
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tiffany on February 12, 2005 @ 10:39 am |
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i don no wat y’all talkin bout... dat joke is fucken funny good job laurie... add more jks
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sam on February 12, 2005 @ 10:40 am |
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dis jk roxs
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kid on February 12, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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nice |
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huhhuuh on February 13, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Ha Ha Ha! That’s funny! |
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OH IT'S ON on February 13, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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HEY MY MOM’S A BLONDE!!!!! |
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ie on February 14, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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This joke was real corney.It didnt even make me laugh. |
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jp on February 17, 2005 @ 5:51 am |
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G1! |
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Nat on February 20, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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wut? |
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hotty 13 on February 20, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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shut up! |
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Justin on February 21, 2005 @ 3:11 am |
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You guys are nothing dumbass who set on their computers looking for jokes to dis and dis the people that post them. The joke to that one is very easily to see thats if your not a blonde your selves dumb ass’s. |
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hotty 13 on February 21, 2005 @ 8:39 am |
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shut up justin i wudnt b talkin plus tht jke su |
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shag me on February 23, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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i get it but it isnt funny
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Dixie on February 23, 2005 @ 5:37 pm |
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LEARN TO SPELL! YOU ALL LOOK LIKE DUMBASSES THAT NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. |
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JO Canadian on February 24, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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Dixie’s Right learn to spell you illiterate PUSSNUTS! Go back and finish grade one why don’t you? |
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stupid on February 27, 2005 @ 2:19 am |
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that joke sucked it was one of the dumbest jokes i have ever heard in my whole life. i mean eveen blondes aren’t that dumb. what was the funny part in that joke. cause if therer was one i sure a s hell missed it. it sucked assssssss. |
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stupid on February 27, 2005 @ 2:19 am |
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that joke sucked it was one of the dumbest jokes i have ever heard in my whole life. i mean eveen blondes aren’t that dumb. what was the funny part in that joke. cause if therer was one i sure a s hell missed it. it sucked assssssss. |
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jj wyte on February 28, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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this joke sucked ass it shouldnt even be on here. that is a joke that i would be embarrassed to even tell. fuck u and have a nice day |
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*brittany * on March 3, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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that joke was wierd i dont get it! |
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crzy wht biznotch on March 5, 2005 @ 1:03 am |
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dat shit was off the hook, word 2 yo momma! |
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ash on March 6, 2005 @ 5:59 am |
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its shit
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crzy gurl on March 7, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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that was great!!!! |
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wtf on March 7, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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wthat the fuck... that joke didnt make any motha fuckin’ sense.... |
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me on March 8, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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the only people who didnt get or like that joke has got to be some DUM-BLONDS, get-er-done!!! |
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me on March 8, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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and by the way, dixie is a sore blonde. |
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p on March 12, 2005 @ 4:20 am |
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+ |
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c.kiss on March 13, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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that shyt was funny |
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Midget on March 20, 2005 @ 7:24 am |
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yeah brittany the all thing you get is std’s seven times a week.
And justin, that was your mum on the plain. |
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Hottie All Around on May 19, 2005 @ 7:44 am |
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That Joke Was OK.... But It Could Use A Bit More Funnier Ending! |
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nikki on July 24, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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1st ov al de blondes are beautiful u need 2 go to skool lauren and yes i know how to school its called comp talk |
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okeydokey on August 5, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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it was good but ive heard it 9999 times |
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julia~ on September 26, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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i dont really get it, yet im a blonde so i guess i shouldnt get it.. |
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elizabeth on October 31, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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it was really lame |
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hott girl on January 9, 2006 @ 6:26 pm |
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i though it was really funny |
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