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Another Dumb Blonde Joke
Posted by: Chris on March 9, 2005 @ 12:50 pm
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It’s square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop."
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jeff on March 10, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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figures. i truly hope blondes aren’t that dumb |
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lindz on March 10, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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i think that is perfect.. i am a blonde.. and yep we are that dumb |
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kelly on March 10, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
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omg im blonde and that describes how dumb i am |
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Jonathan on March 11, 2005 @ 5:05 am |
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This really good, im it lafin ma ass off, an now ppl r lookin! |
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david on March 11, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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that was about the worst joke i have ever heard
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ur mom on March 11, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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thats funny and dumb at the same time. lol!! ROFL!!!! |
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ya momma on March 11, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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that was so sucky |
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mdog on March 12, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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nice 1 NOT!!!! |
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sToNeR411 on March 16, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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Good Joke...I’ll give it a 10. |
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matt g on March 18, 2005 @ 11:33 am |
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wish u would give me five well 20 mins if ur ok 4 hours if ur sexy |
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m on March 18, 2005 @ 11:33 am |
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m |
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm on March 18, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Hot Chick on March 18, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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I’ll give you a five Matt |
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matt g on March 21, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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so nasty u sad boy get a life hot chick thanks il give u anything u ask fof so nasty will give u stds because he is a scummey twat with a little dick |
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clayton s on March 21, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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u were right, blondes are stupid enough to do that |
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Hot Chick on March 23, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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Matt g what kind of girl do you like.I’m just wondering |
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Pris on March 24, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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THIS SUKS LIKE SHIT AND BLONDES ARE NOT DUMB BRUNETTES ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hot Chick on March 24, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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Not all blondes are dumb i’m just saying that brunette’s are just smarter. |
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,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn on March 25, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn brunettes are smarter ,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn,mn |
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Stix on March 26, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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ps.. ALL blondes really are that stupid! hahaha |
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gs on March 26, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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ALL blondes r stupid and thats the truth |
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Hot Chick on March 26, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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Not all blondes are stupid there is a blonde girl at my school and she’s smarter than everybody |
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cute one on March 27, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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let me get your number hot chick so we can hook up........ just holla at me girl.... |
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Mike Wasouski on March 29, 2005 @ 3:47 am |
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Cool joke. I honestly don’t think all blondes are stupid. Well...... not that much anyway. |
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STEVIE SHAW, LAKE on March 31, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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I AM A LESBO
=-p[; |
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Lucy on March 31, 2005 @ 9:32 am |
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So am i |
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hosesnifer on March 31, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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great joke, were the blondes wearing pantyhose? |
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no one on March 31, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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that was dumb! haha |
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lacey on March 31, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaa |
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Chas on March 31, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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What a bunch of dumbasses |
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hottie2011 on April 2, 2005 @ 5:06 pm |
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ok that was the dumbest thing I have ever evr ever ever ever read or heard |
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turtle on April 3, 2005 @ 7:07 am |
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the moral of this joke is that blonde drivers are dumb but blonde cops are even dumber - |
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none on April 6, 2005 @ 10:13 am |
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ITS OLD |
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Caroline C on April 8, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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I m blonde and i find it hilarious... may i add that we re not thast stupid... |
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Ryan on April 10, 2005 @ 1:54 pm |
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Thats funny as hell. i laugh every time i hear it.. |
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derek on April 13, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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ahhahahhaahha well tat joke was pretty funnnnny |
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Alaina on May 1, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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ha ha that was a good 1!!! WEll this is messed^ so ya. |
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heffer on May 24, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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that was a coooooooooool dumb blonde joke
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jessica on June 2, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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that was a good blonde joke i got a good laugh outta it |
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kelly on July 8, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
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OK ya so whats the joke about i dont get it |
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Maria on August 4, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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ok. just so u all know yes blonde jokes r funni (me being a blonde) but for all u ppl who r sayin taht brunettes r smarter well think about it not all brunnettes go to harvard and niether do blondes or redheads as u c its ur head not ur hair color (for those who accept it as hair)everyone is the same it doesnt matter bout hair all of u seem lyk ur racist to eachother cause of the color! Damn ppl get a life its not hair! umm ... and i think that all of u who think its hair and say ur a A student cause ur brunette or blonde its not the color that helps! |
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alla on August 4, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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omg have u realized that sum ppl are posting comments that are about OTHER PPLS COMMENTS? whats the effin point of doin that
if u need anger management, get a shrink.
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JULIA on September 26, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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THAT JOKE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. |
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