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Alligator Shoes
Posted by: glenn watts on March 19, 2005 @ 1:51 pm
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I’ll
just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes
for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the road where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures,
all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching
in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her
eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out
"SHIT...........THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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kid on March 26, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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HA, i get it, thats funny |
| From: |
im dannielle! on March 27, 2005 @ 5:27 am |
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SIK that was kool! |
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missymiss on March 28, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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kinda gross but kinda funny. more gross than funny but i guess if people like poopi they will call you. |
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hottie on March 30, 2005 @ 3:52 am |
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thats rad!!
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cato5 on March 30, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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i think it is dumb |
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hottie2011 on April 1, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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I acctually agree with sammyboy |
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pimp on April 1, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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that is stupid
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freckles on April 2, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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thats an awesome joke |
| From: |
kat on April 9, 2005 @ 3:05 am |
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that was good |
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shekshi won on April 17, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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hahahahahha....omg why does the aligator hav ta die...juss kill the bitch |
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assh on April 21, 2005 @ 3:42 am |
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lol....NICE |
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i dont know my name on April 30, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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every joke on this site is really horrible. maybe eveyone that has jokes on this site should just read through some good joke books and copy them on the site.
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LOL on May 18, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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i LIKE that joke LOL~ U ROCK! |
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da kitty temptress on May 25, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
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I LIKE IT. |
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Hottie #1 on June 3, 2005 @ 1:12 am |
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That wuz a good 1.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! |
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