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car ride
Posted by: nine on March 26, 2005 @ 2:39 pm

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Their was this blonde driving her car. All of a sudden she kepted zig zagging on the road until she crashed. When the police came, the officer asked, "why were u zig zagging across the road?" The blonde answers back, "well, their was this tree in the way, and no matter where i turned, the tree was still their." the officer looks into the car and replies,"Ma’am, thats ur air freshiner."


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From: Dude on March 29, 2005 @ 10:02 am
Comment: That was pretty damn funny, actually... Hah

From: Mr. Beans (Isaac) on March 29, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
Comment: Nice

From: me on March 29, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
Comment: it was ok i really want something that will actullay make me lol and this 1 didnt

From: keisha on March 30, 2005 @ 3:44 am
Comment: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

From: hottie on March 30, 2005 @ 3:50 am
Comment: damn funny

From: hotty babe on March 30, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: good joke funny but i wasnt wettin myself at it lol

From: tweety on April 2, 2005 @ 4:55 pm
Comment: that was funny I know I am not that stupid

From: Blondie on April 2, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
Comment: This joke is so awsome and made me and my bf laugh- Luv ya
LOL

From: Litehaired lady on April 4, 2005 @ 1:14 am
Comment: i hate thse abbeviations what does bf mean?

From: HOTTY798 on April 5, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Comment: Heard it b4... b more original dude! u can c da end comming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: jackie wackie on April 5, 2005 @ 5:15 pm
Comment: hahahahahahahahhahahha

From: nawfside on April 6, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
Comment: dat 1 was cool

From: megz on April 7, 2005 @ 2:39 am
Comment: i am blonde my self,.... but still i laughed it was pretty kool.

From: Yourmom on April 7, 2005 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: you got this from exprence!!

From: brownsugar7 on April 8, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Comment: That was funny? and i’m blonde

From: star on April 10, 2005 @ 12:08 pm
Comment: lol

made me giggle

From: fat ugly brunette on April 14, 2005 @ 12:54 pm
Comment: Im a blondie that actually made me laugh unlike sum of da other shit jokes on dis web site! lol GO BLONDES

From: shekshi won on April 17, 2005 @ 9:55 am
Comment: hahaah....no..wel ya it was good but wasnt funnie

From: crystal on April 18, 2005 @ 8:01 pm
Comment: woot woot for da blondies in da house.......... fuck ur dumb.. good joke.. loved it.. rotfl

From: bri on April 18, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: blondes kick ass... that joke never gets old!

From: beef on April 20, 2005 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: i didnt get it


From: kristie on April 21, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: this joke was soooo lame

From: Peaches on April 27, 2005 @ 4:01 pm
Comment: that actually made me laugh. Good job!

From: none of ya biznass on April 29, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
Comment: I read that one at jokes.com what can’t think of your own.

From: brock samson on May 8, 2005 @ 3:07 am
Comment: ahh i like that sir funny

From: blondy on May 11, 2005 @ 1:28 am
Comment: this joke sounds like something i would accually do so it was pretty funny

From: haley on July 4, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
Comment: that is so old i think i’ve heard that a illion times before!

From: a person of christ on July 16, 2005 @ 3:50 pm
Comment: not funny

From: brunettes on July 17, 2005 @ 10:45 pm
Comment: funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

From: hey im a blond on October 24, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
Comment: i cut in front of a truck before in my new mustange and impluse thats so dumb stupid wat the point duh

From: dawn on October 27, 2005 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: i got to say it was good but that puts down a blond bad because most blonds i know are smart but i got to say i know some dummmmmmm people that are not blond so thats what i got to say because i am blond and that dont have to be about a blond .

   
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