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Posted by: Peter Jordan on June 6, 2005 @ 11:47 pm

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Q) what do you call a person who can speak several languages?
A) multi-lingual

Q) what do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A) bilingual

Q) what do you call a person who speaks one language?
A) American


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From: Chris on June 14, 2005 @ 11:08 pm
Comment: You got something against americans, I’ll whoop yo ass!

From: sexy_nd_british on June 20, 2005 @ 1:00 pm
Comment: tht wasnt v nice im sure theres loads ov americans who can speak mor thn 1 language

From: sexy_nd_british on June 30, 2005 @ 1:59 pm
Comment: but if ya think about it we r all imigrants im sure ur related to ppl from ova countries, im lik quarter spanish eigth irish eigth anglo- american and the rest... hu knos ! if it wernt 4 immigrants we wudnt hav such a wide knowledge ov diff cultures. wots the point ov one culture its pointless i h8 the way we are so segregated cos ov where we come from. y cant we embrace all these cultures nd not b so single minded, so no not all americans r ego centric twats, a few ov thm mayb , but ur bound to find ppl lik tht no matter wer u go!

From: Death to bad jokes on July 2, 2005 @ 5:07 am
Comment: you realise that america is multi-lingual... right?

From: sexy_nd_british on July 3, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: woot!

   
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