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Alphabet
Posted by: Averagedale on April 14, 2006 @ 5:58 pm
A kid wants to go on a school trip but he has to learn the 1st 3 letters of the alphabet 1st. He goes home and his mum is on the phone, he asks her "Whats the 1st letter of the alphabet?" and she just says "Shut up!"
He goes up stairs where his sister is listening to music, he asks "Whats the 2nd letter of the alphabet?" And she sings "yh yh yh"
He goes downstairs where his little brother is watching cartoons and he asks "Whats the 3rd letter of the alphabet?" and he replies "SUPERMAN!"
The next day he goes to school and asks if he can now go on the school trip.
Teacher - "what r the 1st 3 letters of the alphabet"
Kid - "Shut up"
Teacher - "Thats it go to the principal"
Kid - "yh yh yh"
Teacher - "who do u think u r?"
Kid - "SUPERMAN" |
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