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NEVER ride a camel
Posted by: Rach on February 14, 2005 @ 7:46 pm

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Once upon a time there was a tourist in the Arizona desert and desides to ride a camel!
So he gets to the training and the trainer guy said:
To make the camel go say "wow"
To make the camel go faster you say "wow wow"
To make the camel stop you say "Amen"
So he gets on the camel and says "wow"
So the man gets alittle more comftorbale and says "wow wow"
So he is going for a pretty long time and all of the sudden he and the camel come to a huge cliff! so the man forgets how to make him stop so he says "Darn how to you make this stupid camel stop?"
So he starts to say a prayer so god would help him and once he sayd "Amen" the camel stops right at the edge of the cliff!
The man looks down from a pretty far distance and says "WOW!"


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From: unknown on February 15, 2005 @ 7:52 pm
Comment: This thing is the bomb and it is so worth reading!

From: hotty 13 on February 17, 2005 @ 10:20 am
Comment: i so agree with unknown

From: camel toe on March 1, 2005 @ 1:02 pm
Comment: thanks, this was so educational for me. the next time i ride a camel i will remember this!

From: white man on March 2, 2005 @ 1:17 am
Comment: this is shit and story

From: funny on March 3, 2005 @ 9:37 am
Comment: pretty fun joke to read in class, i started lauvghing pretty loud while the class was quiet
and got a detention , thanks alot!

From: loool on March 10, 2005 @ 1:53 am
Comment: that was funny as

From: pixie on March 12, 2005 @ 4:39 am
Comment: FUCK , THERE ARE TOO MANY ADULT MORMONS MAKING CHILDRENS DIRTY JOKES!!!
DAMN IT GETS OLD...... EVEN ESCAPE OF UTAH WONT HELP ALL YOU PUSSY FARTS!!!!

From: Fred on March 30, 2005 @ 2:56 pm
Comment: Whoever this dumbass honkie is who keeps callin black people niggas and stuff, you oughta go back to school and re-educate yourself because you is dumb as a brick sh*thouse.And I think that the ppl who run this website should erase all your racist. statements. I hope you die and go to hell,Bitch !!!

   
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