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tricky trick
Posted by: rammac on May 24, 2005 @ 4:20 pm

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A Circus ended its programme with a competition - anyone who could get an elephant laugh would get US 10 000. The Director said they had done this competition for more than twenty years and no-one had ever won.
Joe went and wispered something into the elephants ear and it started shaking and making a giggling noise.
The director "That´s not enough - it might have got a hickup or something".
Joe wispered something else and the elephant started roaring of laughter and rolling on the floor." The director had to give the 10 000 but demanded to know what Joe had wispered.
Joe "First I wispered I worked for McD (or your company) then I wispererd what my salary was.


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From: gary on May 26, 2005 @ 2:36 pm
Comment: i am the old geezer who stands at the Wal-Mart entrace and pats all the old ladies on the ass as they whiz by on their walkers.
that elephant would laff for the next 100 years if i mentioned my salary.

   
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