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Posted by: academia nut on August 16, 2005 @ 4:27 pm

A man was on a first date with a woman at a restaurant. As they were sitting and talking, an elephant’s trunk comes up from under the table near the man and grabs a roll.
"What the hell was that?" said the woman.
"Well, " said the man, "I lost my penis in an accident and the doctor transplanted an elephant’s trunk in it’s place."
"That’s incredible" said the woman, "Can I see it?"
"A little later," said the man, "I don’t think my asshole can take another roll right now."

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