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how to shoot a purple elephant
Posted by: chicko on July 16, 2004 @ 11:38 pm
how do you shoot a purple elephant.
hold his nose till he turns purple then shoot him with a purple elephant gun. |
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Jason on August 21, 2004 @ 10:54 pm |
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What do you call something that bleeds for 5 days and never dies?
a Vagina get it hehhehhehhehhehehehehehehhe |
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SAL on September 8, 2004 @ 11:12 pm |
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SEXIST AND LOW CLASS |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 6, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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"SAL" u need to calm down "JASON" may not know how bad to get ur peroid but the way ur acting u probably dont either (ur a man) |
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Cobain_lover on December 20, 2004 @ 11:44 am |
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Jason ur a dumbass, first of all posting a joke like that was stupid enuff but when u hav no idea what ur talking bout u look even more stupid, its 7 days not 5 so that just proves u kno nuttin about that shit...not that u need to kno or n e thing. but dont talk bout shit that u kno nuttin bout, but whatever u got to relax, i understand why ur telling him to shut up and shit like that but relax.
and the elephant joke was shit |
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MyMomSaidImSpecial on February 6, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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Thats because it’s "How do you shoot a purple elephant? Tell it a dirty joke so it blushes and turns red then stangle it till it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun" which is supposed to be told AFTER "How do you shoot a ref elephant? Stangle it till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun." Which immediately follows "How do you shoot a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun" |
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some guy on March 18, 2005 @ 6:14 am |
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how about you shut up |
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fiftyeggsman on April 4, 2005 @ 12:26 pm |
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It’s actually
Why can’t you trust Women?
How can you trust someone that bleeds for 7 days and deosn’t Die.......... |
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