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how to catch an elephant
Posted by: jeff on August 16, 2004 @ 4:23 am

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how do you catch an elephant? dig a hole, put in some ashes,and put peas around the outside of the hole. wait for the elephant come up and take a pea, then kick him in the ashhole.


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From: Whatever on November 3, 2004 @ 12:42 am
Comment: Thats stupid!!!

From: Whatever on November 3, 2004 @ 12:42 am
Comment: Thats stupid!!!

From: capt'n pickle on January 3, 2005 @ 5:21 am
Comment: Arh.. eat shark shit

From: captian karisma on January 3, 2005 @ 10:50 am
Comment: did any body really tried that

From: fuck_face on February 26, 2005 @ 2:56 am
Comment: you know, that really makes since! because i try to catch elephants all the time and the first thing i think of is " hey! why dont i take a pee, and use my 15’ long legs to kick him in the ass!" trust me it works every time....it just sucks when you cant pee right away!

   
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