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Posted by: bulbine bulbosa on August 19, 2004 @ 8:03 am
Q) What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A) A sheep!
Q) Why did the elephant paint his toe nails pink?
A) So you could’nt see him in the strawberry patch!
Q) How can you tell if the elepant was in the strawberry patch?
A) No strawberrys!
Q) How do you know if the elephant trampled on the natives in the strawberry patch?
A) Brown stuff between his toes!
Q) What do elephants use for vibrators?
A) Epileptic Pygmies!
Q) Why do elephants lie upside down in the jungle?
A) To trip low flying birds! |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 6, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
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the only joke that comes close to even making me smile is the first 1, these "jokes" r more fucked than ur mom |
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scrappygoat on November 29, 2004 @ 6:00 pm |
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the 1st one was funny.... the rest.... not so much |
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fuck_face on February 26, 2005 @ 2:53 am |
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i think i just lost 20 brain cells reading that! |
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