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Elephant and Monkey
Posted by: Scott on February 5, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
An Elephant and Monkey are walking through the jungle when the Elephant falls in a big hole.
the Elephant yells up to the Monkey GET ME OUT OF HERE
the monkey thinks about it and say’s hold on I will run home and get my Corvett and pull you out.
So the next day they are walking through the jungle and the Monkey falls in the hole.
the monkey yells up to the Elephant GET ME OUT OF HERE
the Elephant repllies well here I will put my shlong in the hole and you shimmy up and we will be on our way .
so the Monkey and Elephant were walking through the jungle and the monkey say’s what the hell is the moral of this story ?
The Elephant say’s if ya got a big shlong you dont need a fancy car |
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| From: |
tooty fruity on February 18, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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P.S. yu spelled ’’replies’’ rong |
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i love L.A. on February 26, 2005 @ 2:35 am |
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very true.......i have a rolls royce! uh hmmm! |
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lacey on April 2, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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read my joke it is on the elaphant it is the first one i bet it is funnier then this one |
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someone on May 5, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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that is pathetic! |
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