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Architect Engineer and Owner
Posted by: ed on April 11, 2004 @ 9:50 pm
An architect, engineer and owner decide to design a building. The architect asks the owner what style of building he wants. The owner describes the building down to each detail for the architect. The architect spends a day drawing a cartoon of the building and submits it to the owner for review. The owner looks at the drawings and hates everything he sees. A week has passed and the owner has made the architect go back and redraw his picture several times before the owner reluctantly agrees on how the building should look.
Next, the architect submits his picture to the engineer for design. The engineer takes the picture and begins calculating and creating computer models to determine if the building will stand. The engineer finds that the architects proposed picture would require structural members having a strength greater than could be provided by any material known on earth. The engineer calls the owner and explains the problems with the architect’s picture and makes suggestions on how to remedy it. A couple of months go by and the engineer has finished his design. He submits his drawings to the owner for final review and it looks nothing like the original proposal by the architect. The owner then asks what the final price of the building is and the engineer states it will cost 3 times as much as originally quoted. The owner turns red with rage and begins shouting colorful adjectives. The owner then takes out a pencil and paper and scratches on a piece of paper a building that is aesthetically pleasing, practical, and half of the original cost. The engineer takes the drawings and returns a week later with the finished design. The building was built at half the original cost and looks exactly like what the owner had drawn.
The owner says he loves his new building but asks, what has the architect been doing these past couple of months. The engineer states he is not exactly sure. Therefore, they both go to the architect’s desk and ask him what he has been doing these past couple of months. The architect looks at them both puzzled and states without taking a breath, "I have been contemplating a dilemma of substantial proportions that adversely effects the space flow continuity of the contours and the absolute existence of the surrounding aesthetical hyperbolic curves within the universal constraints of the feasibilities studies". The owner and engineer look at each other nervously and wonder about the future existence of the new building. They ask the architect what is exactly is the problem. The architect then states he is not sure if the trim should be painted pale fancy teal or bold beige. The owner becomes aggravated with the architect and says, "just paint the damm thing blue".
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bill on June 21, 2004 @ 1:05 am |
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that was too long for far too little |
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kittylady on July 3, 2004 @ 11:41 pm |
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An owner of a painting company needs to hirer a painter for a job he is doing. So he goes down to unemplyoment to hire a painter. They tell him they don’t have any - the only person they have is at the moment is a gynecologist. He says that won’t do, he needs a painter. They tell him they are sorry. He really needs an extra set of hands so he decides to take the gynecologist.
Two weeks later he returns asking for the gynecologist. They tell him that he has found employment and is no longer with them and that they now have painters looking for work. The owner of the painting company tells them that he really needs the gynecologist. They ask him why?
He tells them that two weeks earlier he took the gynecologist down to the job site and the front door was locked - he had no key. That guy painted the entire house through the keyhole! |
| From: |
Ed on August 13, 2004 @ 5:11 pm |
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That was a lot of work for nothing. |
| From: |
guru on September 10, 2004 @ 7:33 pm |
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2nd joke is nice |
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Liana on October 25, 2004 @ 6:19 pm |
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One can easily forget the beginning by the time one gets to the end! CUT IT DOWN! |
| From: |
MATTY on December 2, 2004 @ 9:42 pm |
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a summer vocation.2 couples were having a picnic, and then the boy friend
said,’’
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| From: |
highclasspimp50 on December 12, 2004 @ 10:02 am |
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peace os shit
1 2 |
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to anyone that cares on February 6, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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to long to complicated didn’t understand |
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qwerty_42 on March 6, 2005 @ 7:46 am |
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I am truly sorry for you people not able to read such a very long text.
Have any of you ever tried reading a book?
Oh, I feel sorry for you, it is such a good joke - too bad you miss the best jokes there are just because you are completey lost at the art of reading.
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Napoleon on April 14, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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Excuse me querty_42, who the fuck do you think you are? I read this muthafuckin joke and I think it’s about as interesting as your comments. |
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Head Boy on April 19, 2005 @ 10:09 am |
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I must agree with Napoleon above,
The fact that querty,, has obviosly read a book at some point is nither here` nor there the pun stinks...
Having looked at all the qualitative descriptions and the key aspects, including Heisenburg’s Uncertainty Principle, wave-particle duality and related theories.
My deduction is the Joke is still complete tosh,,,as for querty always remember the only one you impress with your comments is you,,,,
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kool man on May 2, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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you people fight like kids..now that proves what your ages must be 2? 3?
the joke is good but i guess u were lost because of the tangential curve which was far above your centrifugal intellegence level.
ha..ha.
good buy kidos
have a stinking ditch to put your face in..
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RavRob99 on June 27, 2005 @ 4:16 am |
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Damn, must be an engineer that wrote this joke. I didn’t even take the read the shit. I was like, FUCK THAT! |
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