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The Golden Rule
Posted by: Bad Ass Billy Gunn on April 6, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
I used to know a kid that would get whipped by his pa everytime he farted in his house. One day he farted on the couch and his dad said, "You little shit! Don’t you fart in front of us!" He started taking off his belt to turn the kids backside raw, but before he could the kid, having seen Austin Powers 2, stupidly said, "I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were next!" The dad was pissed now, he continued to take off his belt with a glare in his eye, but then he took off his pants too. He then proceeded to throw the boy on the ground and took the wettest, juiciest fart you’ve ever seen on this kids head.
The kid replied to this grotesque act by exclaiming, "Gee, dad, what the fuck did you eat!?!?" |
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Alicia on April 8, 2005 @ 8:29 am |
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That has to be the funniest joke i have seen yet, very intimidating of course lol, except for the swearing it would give it a ratio out of 10/10 |
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GOMEZ on April 10, 2005 @ 6:42 am |
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GIVE IT A REST |
| From: |
boingo on April 14, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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Keep your day job. |
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alvin on April 18, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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theres 10 seconds i’ll never get back |
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Yolanda_ylb on April 18, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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I guess that was an alright joke. 10 soconds... more like 5 seconds of my life I will never want to go back to!!!! |
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peanus on April 21, 2005 @ 1:49 pm |
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peanus |
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asshoe on April 21, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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asshoe |
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crystal on May 2, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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and another whole minute to think of something to say
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Spiffy_LightBulb on May 11, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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XD
Naked Pancakes!!!!! |
| From: |
paddy on May 17, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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that joke is crap |
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bkessary on May 18, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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it was ok.....mines better ...you now why farts smell....so deaf poeple can enjoy them to |
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fartstarter on May 19, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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get a punchline....... |
| From: |
Kieth Wheeler on June 3, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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DUDE!!! HILARIOUS
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| From: |
someone on June 3, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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okay? |
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Maurice on June 4, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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This is why cousins should not marry. |
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me myself and i on June 10, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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it was ok a little funny not the best and not the worst |
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Dude on June 15, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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If I was there I would be nice to the boy for I can’t fart that much. I would also be nice to the father so that he wouldn’t fart that hard on me |
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Fart in your mouth on June 15, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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If I was there I would help the boy up and we would knock his father down an set on his face and fart in his mouth |
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Fart in Weis market on September 23, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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I like to fart in Weis Market and sing this song as I do so.
Giddy-what
Giddy-Weis
Giddy-wha-wha-Weis’s fart!
In particular I like to fart in 3 corners, one is the bakery, one is just past the produce, and one is near the dairy section. People run out of the store in panic because before I go to Weis Market, I eat a pound of beans, a pound of sauerkraut, and a pound of chili.
Why did I share this weird story? It’s a jokes site, and you’re supposed to tell dirty jokes to make people laugh. Although not sexual, it WAS a dirty joke (toilet humor). |
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Lisa on September 23, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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Stinks, like your fart. |
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Beautifull on September 23, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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That boy off the chain.Ha Ha
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| From: |
marisol castillo on October 7, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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So why do farts really stink? Uh, I dunno... |
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