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dirty ass fart
Posted by: joey h on July 24, 2005 @ 6:39 pm

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your father is so dirty that when he laid a fart the cockaroaches ran out of the wall and said "raise your hands, stomp your feet, and praise the lord we got heat."


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From: lola on July 29, 2005 @ 4:35 pm
Comment: funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

From: Asia on July 29, 2005 @ 4:40 pm
Comment: I think that tha joke is Very Funny.

From: LINDA on July 29, 2005 @ 4:40 pm
Comment: THAT WAS CUTE

From: katt on September 23, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: that was hilarious

From: demi on September 23, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: that waz so funny i 4got 2 laf

From: june on September 23, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I’VE HEARD!!!!!

From: poop on September 23, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: i didnt think it was funny but i like the cockaroach dance

From: ivette on aug 3,2005 on September 23, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: it was funny HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

From: brittany on September 23, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: it was a funny joke

From: nate on September 23, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: fucking funnyy

From: gary uk on September 23, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: good joke but ive heard better

From: Fart in Weis Market on September 23, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: I like to fart in Weis Market and sing this song as I do so.

Giddy-what
Giddy-Weis
Giddy-wha-wha-Weis’s fart!

In particular I like to fart in 3 corners, one is the bakery, one is just past the produce, and one is near the dairy section. People run out of the store in panic because before I go to Weis Market, I eat a pound of beans, a pound of sauerkraut, and a pound of chili.

Why did I share this weird story? It’s a jokes site, and you’re supposed to tell dirty jokes to make people laugh. Although not sexual, it WAS a dirty joke (toilet humor).

From: to: Asia on September 23, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: Lovely name.

From: aaron on September 23, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: that was funny

From: Lisa on September 23, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: FUNNY!

From: Karissa on September 23, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: It’s too religious

From: ???? on September 23, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: we both think its gd lol

From: charlotte on September 23, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
Comment: i think that was the most boring joke in my life get a life who ever wrote it pricks theses days

From: jessi on September 23, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
Comment: awwwwwwwww i heard betta tho

From: cat in the hat on September 23, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: All you did was change the words with other jokes the real way for this one is your mama so poor that when i was at your house i lit a match and i heard three rats singin in the corner " clap your hands stomp ur feet praise the lord cuz we got heat" thats the original one

From: bloody me on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: awww i feel sorry for the little cocroach!

From: kool on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: that was hilariuos lol

From: mary on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: that was a pretty funny joke

From: mary on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: that was a pretty funny joke

From: Jill Lary on September 23, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: that was the stupidest thing i have ever read

From: fart girl on October 1, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: funny but listen a fart is 2 terds racing for the hole first 1 screams

   
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