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FART DOCTOR
Posted by: Andrea on August 27, 2005 @ 9:44 pm
A women goes to the doctor complaining of her constant flatulance. She says, "Doctor, I must fart 500 times a day, BUT you would never know it, because they’re SILENT and the don’t STINK!. For instance, I’ve just passed gas at least 20 times just sitting here with you right now!".
The Doctor just nods and gives her a prescription. He tells her to come back in 2 weeks.
2 weeks later she enters his office and says "Those pills made my farting worse! I’m still breaking wind 500 times day, but now they SMELL REALLY BAD!.
Doc replies: Well, now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we can work on your hearing! |
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woop on September 23, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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gd joke!lol |
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beep on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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thats class! |
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hott girl on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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lame jokes |
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dude on September 24, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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ha ha
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notchis on October 1, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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want the hell |
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Bella Ragazza on October 1, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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Hey I’m an 18 year old Italian girl from Jersey. I really like the posts by a passerby except he says Italians aren’t white. WE ARE WHITE, WHITE AS A SNOWSTORM IN ALASKA! Other than that I LOVE his posts. I wish my boyfriend would pull my ears all the time. I ask him "come on honey pull my ears, please pull my ears" but he doesn’t take me seriously. :-( So for now I’m stuck pulling my own ears. |
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joshua on October 4, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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its funny |
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