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The woman who farted babies out.
Posted by: Janessa on March 7, 2004 @ 1:38 pm
| One day a teenage boy had wanted to have children with his girlfriend so they had sex after they had sex the girlfriend made a loud fart when the boy was touching her bum. What loud farts you made said the boy. when the girlfriend farted the babies came right out. |
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Geber on March 12, 2004 @ 6:38 pm |
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?¿?¿?¿? Makes no sense. You do know it takes 9 months for a baby to be formed?¿?¿?
¿? |
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Tom on March 15, 2004 @ 3:34 pm |
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WHAT?!!?! That is the dumbest "joke" i have ever encountered. |
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poopy on March 16, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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that was the worst joke! here’s a clue ............YOU HAVE TO HAVE HUMOR IN YOU STORIES in order to submitt something on a joke site! |
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George on March 22, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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Da-a-a-h! |
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Scorpio4110 on March 23, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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Let me say that my 9 year old could come up something better then that that was very stuped more like retarted ô¿ô
V |
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joe on March 29, 2004 @ 8:40 pm |
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dont know whos letting these in here |
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brian on April 1, 2004 @ 11:30 pm |
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Sheer poetry. It touched my soul. |
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ann on April 2, 2004 @ 7:47 pm |
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what the hell? that was the stupidest thing i have ever read. |
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Patrick on April 2, 2004 @ 9:30 pm |
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No intelegence there
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jay&jay on April 3, 2004 @ 2:33 am |
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fuckin stupid and made no scence |
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Kelli on April 7, 2004 @ 6:31 pm |
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lame ass, you can’t fart babies!!! duh???? |
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nick on April 12, 2004 @ 8:47 am |
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that was funny as fuck!! |
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go4orit on April 12, 2004 @ 4:42 pm |
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some sad person wrote that and actually thinks its funny??? dont slag him....feel sorry for the poor ’person’! |
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Anne on April 16, 2004 @ 4:32 pm |
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What the hell was that all about? I could come up with a funnier joke after drinking a bottle of vodka....What kind of person actually thought that was funny? |
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BSWEET on April 17, 2004 @ 5:22 pm |
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MAYBE WHO CAME UP WITH THAT SILLY JOKE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY |
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Scott on April 17, 2004 @ 8:51 pm |
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That is just way too retarded. You can’t even call that a joke. |
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?????? on April 18, 2004 @ 6:04 pm |
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you suck get a life jokes ain’t your thing. |
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michelle on April 19, 2004 @ 8:10 pm |
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i feel bad 4 u that u cant tell a fuckn better joke than that.......IT WAZZ HORRIBLE!!!! give it up...the joke profession i mean!! |
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Regan on April 27, 2004 @ 11:28 pm |
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I get it!!!! hahahahaha. Wait....no, that was something else. |
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kristina buckman on April 29, 2004 @ 1:59 pm |
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that was so funny..............that was sarcasum |
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paul jones on May 5, 2004 @ 5:39 am |
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make some better jokes these are all crap jokes |
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Cupcake08 on May 5, 2004 @ 6:50 pm |
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dust ure self off and try again cuz my babi sis cant eve laugh at dat. my rank 4 u is -0.000 which is bad |
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po on May 5, 2004 @ 7:38 pm |
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re-tart |
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ashton's gurl on May 5, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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That did not make any sense- get a life!!! |
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sara on May 6, 2004 @ 1:43 pm |
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sorry but that was pretty LLAAMMEE |
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capt. poopy pants on May 8, 2004 @ 3:38 am |
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your momas so tall when she did a cart wheel she kicked jesus in the eye!!!!!!!!!
now thats something to laugh about re-tart |
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JAYMONEY on May 8, 2004 @ 2:48 pm |
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U
SUCK DON’T EVA MAKE ANOTHA JOKE AGAIN |
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monkey on May 11, 2004 @ 1:52 pm |
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what the F;K was that? |
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SykeWeezey on May 14, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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That joke was weaker than wet toilet paper... We have an idiot that needs a table for one... If you dont get outta here with that garbage... |
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plankton on May 19, 2004 @ 11:36 am |
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i know im slow but damn that joke was dumb. |
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sarah m on May 22, 2004 @ 9:01 pm |
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HA HA HA LOL!!!!!!!!!!! (I’m actually laughing AT it, not with it ) |
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BeBop on May 26, 2004 @ 12:56 am |
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OH MY GOD THAT REALLY WAS FUNNY!!!! I’M NOT KIDDING, OR BEING SARCASTIC, THAT MADE
ME LAUGH!!!!!!! |
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Brian McGuinness on May 27, 2004 @ 9:53 pm |
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If jokes like this were a symbol of what is to become of modern comedy, I would kill myself |
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Me on June 3, 2004 @ 7:11 am |
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I don’t understand your sense of humor.. I’m sorry |
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Eric on June 7, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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I dont get it, who says shit like that????????????/ |
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Angela on June 7, 2004 @ 6:05 pm |
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sure sign of low intelligence, sorry, not even a grin out of that one
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chris on June 9, 2004 @ 6:05 pm |
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that was so funny i forgot 2 laugh. is this person slow or somthin? cause that jokes was so fuckin stupid and didn’t make sense. |
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monkey nuts on June 14, 2004 @ 8:18 am |
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here is a joke book read it and fuck of |
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Forgot to laugh on June 17, 2004 @ 3:39 am |
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MOTHER FUCKER dont waist my time but hey as soon as you
come up with the funny part of this laim ass joke, hit me up ok.
Fuck man you honestly need to get ur head choped off for typing some
dumb ass shit like that. |
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JoJo on June 17, 2004 @ 11:34 am |
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I’ve seen better jokes than that!!!!!!! |
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SexyMermaidLady on June 20, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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I understand if an eight year old wrote this joke... |
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lili on June 24, 2004 @ 7:47 am |
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scorpio it was good |
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*Becca* on June 25, 2004 @ 2:47 pm |
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dat shit was corny ass hell! I thought the comments were funnier! (LOL) |
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Dick Brain on June 25, 2004 @ 4:16 pm |
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Similar to the jokes I heard at boy scout camp when I was 10. |
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bubba ho-tep on June 25, 2004 @ 11:40 pm |
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Look, folks, seriously I laughed almost as hard as I’ve laughed in a long time at this joke.
It could be that I just did a huge bong rip, but the fact that the joke is sooo stupid, so hated, and only
1 comment before now liked it, makes that BRILLIANT. Its just so fucking dumb its funny. Think about it. |
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felix aldrichf on June 26, 2004 @ 10:34 am |
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YOU ARE A MONG YES A MONG |
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Ivelz on June 29, 2004 @ 11:41 am |
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WOT DA HELL!?!?!?! look dude, dat made NO sense @ all!
wen u no how 2 make jokes… we’ll b ere w8in
xXx |
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Ivelz on June 29, 2004 @ 11:43 am |
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dats a gd point tho bubba ho-tep * finkz * hmm…
xXx |
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Sugah_hunny on July 2, 2004 @ 4:15 pm |
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That was soo fuckin messed up it wasnt even funny having a baby takes nine months so u need to get some help and dont ever put a joke here again cauze u suck like hell my brother whos 8 culd tell better shit than this |
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crusty panties on July 5, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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Scorpio.. yeah and i bet your nine year old can spell "stupid" stuped????? |
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cube on July 10, 2004 @ 1:43 am |
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when things get rough im in the club shootin with Puff,
Bitch please, you must have some kind of mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees |
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deez nutz on July 18, 2004 @ 9:52 pm |
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that is so fuckin funny and so over all the hatas heads
here’s a really funny joke me made up
read this out loud:
my dixie wrecked |
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RacH3Lsc on July 29, 2004 @ 9:05 am |
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u really shld die 4 that joke |
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Talia on August 2, 2004 @ 1:31 am |
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Hey cube there you go again, steeling rhymes |
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YA BOY on August 4, 2004 @ 8:00 am |
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that waz stupied and nasty babys don’t pop out of butt holes
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tee on August 6, 2004 @ 12:58 am |
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what the!!!?????? |
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Molly on August 6, 2004 @ 2:31 am |
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*sniff sniff* ITS BRILLIANT |
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me on August 10, 2004 @ 3:50 am |
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this joke sucks get a since of humor |
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poop on August 13, 2004 @ 10:51 pm |
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hey me learn how to smell i mean spell not since since i mean sence |
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luke on August 15, 2004 @ 7:48 pm |
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are you 12 yrs. old skank?
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MISTER BAD ASS on August 16, 2004 @ 7:44 pm |
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SON OF A BITCH!
Whoever came up with that lame ass shit deserves to be shot at the firing squad. and for those dumbtards out there... it is STUPID for stupid, not stupied or stuped, and it is SENSE for sense, not since, sence, scense... The hell you all are, BUMPKINS, country folk, foreigners, or a bunch of stupid inate people that I ever come across. There is a concept out there: it is called a SPELL CHECK.. Learn to use it and love it. |
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Tiw14 on August 19, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
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I agree. Janessa, you deserve to be shot, resurrected and shot again! |
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chiki_babe on August 24, 2004 @ 9:21 am |
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maybe someone should fart in your face... |
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Natalie on August 28, 2004 @ 5:38 pm |
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u said ’made’ wasnt it surposed to say ’make’, if u want ppl to comment get ur fuckin typin sorted out dumb arse, o and chiki babe u go girl lol |
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hahah on September 5, 2004 @ 9:50 pm |
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Once i farted and poop came out |
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washburn on September 9, 2004 @ 4:07 pm |
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that fucking lame ass joke made retarted look like a fucking einstine |
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washburn again on September 9, 2004 @ 4:08 pm |
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and very fucking funny haha the post above mine.im still laughing about that
lmao |
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all of us on September 10, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
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u wanker what sort of mentality do u have? your a cheeseburger and fries short of a happy meal.
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looney lola on September 16, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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that girlfriend is a fertile woman ! WAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAHAH!!
HEY HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHING EXPERIENCE ?
OOH I HAD A GAS OF A GOOD TIME ! NO EPERDIRAL NEEDED ! |
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so laim on September 25, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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how much worse could that joke get even though its not even a joke |
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ccccccccc on September 29, 2004 @ 11:08 pm |
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That was just uterrly Fucking Stupid |
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lmao on October 4, 2004 @ 1:51 am |
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its been a while i didnt laugh this much reading comments. see what uve done? good job janessa! ur a powerful little girl. |
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JubJub on October 23, 2004 @ 12:35 pm |
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that is one of the funniest jokes i have ever heard
you rock |
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u on October 23, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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no 1 farts out babies espessaily right after they have sex |
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jack mehoff on October 25, 2004 @ 5:29 pm |
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u call that a fuckin’ joke? janessa you......i’m not laughin’ at your joke,i’m laughin’ at the stupidity that u put into that retarded "joke" |
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sandstormer on October 29, 2004 @ 11:05 am |
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THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT.......U GUYS DONT FIND IT FUNNY COZ YOUR MISSING THE MAIN POINT!!!!!! THE POINT ISTHE GIRLFRIEND .............. |
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jack mehoff on October 31, 2004 @ 7:05 pm |
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I really like it |
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margot on November 5, 2004 @ 1:26 am |
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maybe he has downsyndrome. actually i hope he has downsyndrome cos that jope was fuckin hopeless |
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gjigddf;lkgjgjkgj on November 5, 2004 @ 3:27 pm |
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hay haha i think u mean once u did a "shart" no i dont mean shit i mean "shart"
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des on November 20, 2004 @ 2:05 am |
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fu that was so fukin retarted
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truckintim87 on November 20, 2004 @ 8:29 pm |
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THAT JOKE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.......DAMN, I FORGOT TO LAUGH!!!!! |
| From: |
fizz on November 25, 2004 @ 5:18 am |
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you fucking dumb ass |
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danny2004 on November 27, 2004 @ 9:17 pm |
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i have one question waz ure kid born that way or waz u cause thats the only way u could of ever thought that dumb ass shit waz funny im sorry but it took forever for my damn page to load and all i got waz some crapy ass shit that didnt make sence. |
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crystal on January 2, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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this joke was so funny i forgot to laugh
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joker on January 5, 2005 @ 7:09 am |
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i remember when my grandpa told me the old "why did the chicken cross the road joke".. even that was funnier than the joke you posted hardy har har! |
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joker on January 5, 2005 @ 7:11 am |
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by the way, its not 7:09am where i am.. id never be up that early, its 11:11pm.. just to let ya’s know =) |
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Talia on January 6, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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From: hahah on September 5, 2004 @ 9:50 pm
Comment: Once i farted and poop came out
that happened at a party lmfao......this guy tried to act al big adn shit adn went to fart
on someone and pulled down his dacks lmfao...........sloppy shit came out hahahaha. It
was sick as fuck. |
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Ronnie on January 26, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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that was the funniest joke i’ve ever heard. i can’t wait to tell all my palz at the weekly geek meeting. |
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W0W on May 26, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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99 COMMENTS HOLY SHIT! LOOKS LIKE ITS A HUNDRED NOW! =O |
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VD on May 26, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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XVFD |
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HMHJ on May 26, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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HGJHGF |
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This joke sucked on June 23, 2005 @ 1:38 am |
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get out, |
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Jenessa sucks on June 23, 2005 @ 1:38 am |
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get out |
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dexter on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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tell me what was the joke...u no this is a joke site ,not a site where u can write anything.....it doesnt make any sense.....PLZ DO A FAVOUR DNT SEND IN MORE JOKES |
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kirrily on 17of sept on October 1, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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reale reela bade |
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Hell Ninjette on October 7, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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Damn my dumpster at school has beter jokes than that. And I go to a private christian school. Geeezzzzzzzzz |
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