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a cure for farts
Posted by: ryman on September 12, 2004 @ 6:49 pm

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now you can relieve yourself of farts its a butt plug no matter how hard you try to fart it wont happen buy now for a cheap price of 50.

sid effects may contain constapation, blowing up, and getting a violent case of diahrea.


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From: ash on September 25, 2004 @ 12:01 am
Comment: i agree, kim lol

From: RShizzle on September 25, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
Comment: the retarded kids that take out the trash at school make better jokes. What are you? Like six?

From: NOT AMUSED on September 29, 2004 @ 8:40 pm
Comment: ?????????????COME ON MAN!!! THAT LAME ASS HOME-MADE JOKE. STOP IT ALREADY.KEEP YOUR DAY JOB OF SWEEPING THE SHOPPING MALL. GOD DAMN MAN, MY BROTHERS KIDS MAKE BETTER JOKES THAN THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A STUPID ASS. BUNK ASS TIRED NOT FUNNY HOPELESS JOKES . BY THE WAY WHEN YOU TELL THAT JOKE OR OTHER JOKES DOES YOUR AUDIENCE MAKE THAT CHIRPPING CRICKET NOISE????

From: Alaska on September 30, 2004 @ 10:49 pm
Comment: that is so fucking stupid.

From: chris on October 1, 2004 @ 11:34 am
Comment: your took a big ass fart and farted up into the milky way where she loves it now she does’nt need your daddys dick to get cummed on .. she has the milky way

From: PLEASE on October 1, 2004 @ 5:24 pm
Comment: Please don’t vote Bush into power again PLEASE

From: DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 1:56 am
Comment: I ATE A BOOGER AND FARTED AND MADE JAYJAY

From: MARIE CARTER on October 12, 2004 @ 6:25 am
Comment: HOW FUCKIN LAME CAN U GET

From: jess on October 12, 2004 @ 11:25 am
Comment: oh my fucking god my little sister can do better thn tht omh tht was poure shite like

From: deanna on October 16, 2004 @ 5:23 pm
Comment: omg that was sooooo stupid!! my grandmother has told me better jokes....and yes my GRANDMOTHER!! come on, quit trying to be funny when you just look stupid, you dumb fuck

From: anonymous on October 20, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: omg that the stupidest thing i heard and i have a 5 year old brother

From: ??????????? on October 22, 2004 @ 11:41 am
Comment: what kind of fuck the fuck joke is that fuck, fuck you fuck

From: rudy on October 23, 2004 @ 2:55 pm
Comment: that was the gaiest thing ive ever heard

From: rimjob on October 26, 2004 @ 10:39 am
Comment: i think you left ur butt plug in too long an your brain siezed you fudge packer

From: joe on October 29, 2004 @ 9:52 am
Comment: I’m not sure what’s worse... that bad joke or the spelling errors on this site.

From: McTool on November 2, 2004 @ 8:18 am
Comment: ha ha ha I do stinky plopplops

From: saeed on November 9, 2004 @ 7:27 am
Comment: What the hell are you doing with such fucking jokes

From: Lame on November 29, 2004 @ 7:31 pm
Comment: omfg

From: peter on November 29, 2004 @ 8:42 pm
Comment: my granmother tells better jokes then you, you mofo

From: lee on December 1, 2004 @ 10:03 am
Comment: shit

From: caoimhe on December 7, 2004 @ 11:31 am
Comment: cum on u fuck head get a life u ass hole

From: BANK HEAD on December 30, 2004 @ 2:04 pm
Comment: THIS IS A STUPID ASS JOKE WHY DON’T YOU GO FUCKYOURSELF
MY 3 YEAR OLD NEASE CAN’T EVEN TELL A JOKE AND SHE IS FUNNYER
THAN YOU. OH! BY THE WAY WHO IN THE FUCK IS JAY JAY HE GOT ALL THE
HONEY’S CHASING AFTER HIM SOME ADVICE JAY JAY I WOULD BE GETTING
FREE HEAD FROM THEM CLUCKS YO’ IM OUT FUCK THIS STUPID ASS JOKE.

From: babaj on December 31, 2004 @ 10:08 am
Comment: you need to go fight for your country or start using aloe vera gel.

From: YGUY on January 7, 2005 @ 9:30 pm
Comment: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMEING 2? ITS ASS HOLES LIKE YOU THAT PUT PEPOLE IN THE HOSPITAL. COME UP WITH A REAL JOKE. P.S. WHO THE LIVING FUCK IS JAY JAY AND WHY DOES HE KEEP KEEP COMEING UP 2 ME ASKIN 4 HEAD??? I GAVE IT 2 HIM 6 TIMES ISNT THAT GOOD ENOGH?

From: gdb on January 24, 2005 @ 11:09 pm
Comment: queaf

From: me on February 4, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Comment: get a muthafukkin life...daamnnnn..its crazy how low people actually go..fuck sakes

From: ho on February 21, 2005 @ 8:47 am
Comment: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

From: ho on February 21, 2005 @ 8:48 am
Comment: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

From: fucktard on February 26, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Comment: that was so funny that i jizzed my self. than i had to clean it up with my tongue.

From: peterson on March 10, 2005 @ 7:09 pm
Comment: you fucking ass hole suck my
dick and lick my balls u stank
u fool u fucker u ass ass ass
ass ass ass ass ass hole

From: dick sucker on March 10, 2005 @ 7:13 pm
Comment: suck my dick u old bitch

From: ryman on March 31, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: You know what? Those are your grandpa’s underwear!

From: JOHN on April 16, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: A man goes into a drs. office and says, doc i am so deaf i cannot hear myself fart...the dr. gave him some pills..the man said hey doc will this make me hear better...the doc said no, it would make you fart louder.....

From: Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Comment: ........John why would a frig want to fart in the first place....?!!?



hmmmmmmm...Cute girlz rULe!!!!!!

From: pootpoot on May 27, 2005 @ 10:02 pm
Comment: loved the joke--sukmukdic?

From: NOMAD on July 18, 2005 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD

From: NOMAD on July 18, 2005 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD

   
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