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Old woman Fights back
Posted by: Trudy on October 1, 2004 @ 9:22 pm
An old woman is riding an elevator in a very lavish New York City office building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elvator smelling of expensive perfume and turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
One floor later the next young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and also very arrogantly turns and says to the old woman, "Chanel No. 5 $150 and ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. But before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound." |
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sheesh!! on October 7, 2004 @ 12:39 pm |
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sick but funny. |
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JAMAL on October 9, 2004 @ 10:40 pm |
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FRANCE, CANADA, ENGLAND, AND INDIA ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS SUCH AS: AIDS EPIDEMIC, WORLD WAR II, TERRORISM, NUCLEAR WARS, TOXIC WASTE, HATE CRIMES, GLOBAL WARMING, JEWS, WORLD POVERTY AND HUNGER, AND COMMUNISM. MY FARTS HAVE BETTER HELPED THE WORLD AT LARGE.
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CCC on October 10, 2004 @ 9:13 pm |
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I thought it was kinda cute, Trudy!! |
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kutty on October 12, 2004 @ 2:47 am |
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its funny!!!! wanna more |
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ellmbfkb;f on October 19, 2004 @ 2:20 pm |
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me # 3 on October 23, 2004 @ 2:53 pm |
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FUNNY |
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Shnoogin12 on October 23, 2004 @ 5:16 pm |
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Are u sure that u weren’t that fat woman |
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sssssssss on October 24, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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i agree with dennis |
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mouthy on October 25, 2004 @ 2:14 am |
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hey I see all your comments all over the place but I dont see any jokes posted by any of you...and not only that....if these jokes are so lame?...what the fuck are you doing in this site...go look for some funny jokes then if u have nothing better to say |
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wasouski on October 25, 2004 @ 6:42 am |
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I agree with dennis too! |
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robbiebox on October 30, 2004 @ 3:37 pm |
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f-ck em trudy-i enjoyed it,as mouthy sez-post yer own +lets see how funny you f-ckers are---JAMAL--YOUR CRAP IS UNDER ANOTHER JOKE ,+ YOUR NAME WAS (HAROLD)JAMAL SUITS YOUR CRAP BETTER !!!!!!!!!!--THIS A JOKE SECTION-SO F-CK OFF |
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moi on October 31, 2004 @ 12:39 pm |
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FUUUUUUNNY!! |
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Teacher on November 2, 2004 @ 8:33 pm |
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Most of you are so SICK!! The others- learn how to spell and get a life!!
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Teacher on November 2, 2004 @ 8:36 pm |
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And Jamal - you are the sickest of the bunch!! I think your farts probably equal your IQ - i.e. they both stink! |
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cutie on November 4, 2004 @ 9:41 am |
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that was pretty FFFFFFUUUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYY
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| From: |
polly on November 4, 2004 @ 8:06 pm |
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yer farts smell like baby |
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Ozzy on November 7, 2004 @ 1:35 pm |
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that was an ok joke atleast its not old like saying "beans 49 cents a pound" i eat beans all the time i never fart its just a kidnergarten thing |
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WHATEVER on November 11, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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SPEAKING OF TERRORISM, WHO’S THE ONE THAT GOT HIT, FUCK FACE AND IT WAS YOUR STUPID PRESIDANT’S FAULT FUCK FACE, |
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*mysterious girl* on November 11, 2004 @ 5:36 pm |
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don’t listen to anybody your joke was funny! |
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joker on November 12, 2004 @ 11:14 pm |
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that was kinda funny |
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J.K.M.M.M.S on November 12, 2004 @ 11:21 pm |
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Dude, we thought it was funny and don’t listen to stupid crazy people that are talking about terror!!!! |
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kortney on November 22, 2004 @ 12:49 am |
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i agree with mouthy and that joke was rewal funny |
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Ann on November 23, 2004 @ 4:55 pm |
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The joke was alright if no one did not think it was funny then have a comment and all if you can’t say something nice at all then don’t say nothing at all if you don’t like the joke then don’t go to the joke just grow up and get a life didn’t yall parents teach you anything the ones that have comments I think not no respect at all well it will all come back to you all one day the ones that talk so bad you bad comment people might think you are hot crap on a telephone but all you bad comment people yall in reality are a cold terd on a toothpick good joke there |
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sexyd on November 25, 2004 @ 7:16 am |
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fucking brilliant |
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scrappygoat on November 29, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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not a bad joke..... Ann! WTF
and terrorism?? what?? |
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matthew on December 7, 2004 @ 2:17 pm |
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good i liked it |
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misss sexy on December 19, 2004 @ 6:09 pm |
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Ann shut the hell up, u are so mentally retarded, didnt ur parents teach you to not suck ur thumb! i bet ur not even potty trained! oops i shouldnt have said that aloud! |
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babaj on December 31, 2004 @ 10:06 am |
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wow |
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Talia on January 6, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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lol |
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J D on January 12, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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I Agree with JAMAL |
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fuckhead on January 17, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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your joke SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DUMB BITCH |
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MUSICMAN on January 18, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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GORE SUCKS DICK |
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jem on February 3, 2005 @ 7:11 am |
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loved it! |
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Listen up Jamal on February 17, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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Go and have another couple of pipes ya fu#ken arse clown.
You are a real knob !! |
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BUTTSNIFF on February 24, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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I THINK THE COMMENTS ARE WHAT ADDS CHARACTER TO THIS SITE....MOST OF THEM ARE FUNNY! THE ONES THAT HAVE NO INTELLIGENCE OR THOUGHT PUT INTO THEM ARE PRETTY LAME.....IF YOU’RE GOING TO COMMENT AT LEAST MAKE IT WORTH OUR WHILE TO READ. OH! BY THE WAY I THINK I JUST SHIT ON MY NUTT SACK! |
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fucktard on February 26, 2005 @ 11:07 pm |
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if i was in that elevator i would have fucked that old woman up the as until she broke a hip. |
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donkey dik on March 25, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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i luv cok
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tony on March 26, 2005 @ 12:46 am |
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that is hilarious lamo |
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tony on March 26, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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damn i meant lmao i love all things he he he
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amanda on April 1, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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that was soooooo funny i would love to realy see that before the lady leaves the elivator i think she needed to add "bitch" |
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Dazd on April 22, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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Cute joke and amusing. Good job |
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Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...........................................................................................................................................................................................did you see that lady drop her grocery bags...... XD |
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moose2a on May 13, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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LOL love it , rea funny |
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brendan on May 19, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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where the rice and cheese to go with the broccoli..........hmmmmm |
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