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Chicken jibblets!
Posted by: Kai on November 15, 2004 @ 3:59 pm
A farmer and his wife are lying in bed together one mornig, when the farmer roles over and lets out a great big fart.
" oh you dirty sod! " says the farmers wife
This goes on for weeks and one day the farmers wife says
" one day your goin’ ta fart your guts out! "
" ha like hell " Chukles the farmer and farts again
One morning the farmers wife gets up extra early and pops to the nearest shop and buys a big cheap bag of chicken jibblets, she rushes home and places the jibblets under the covers and goes down stair for breakfast.
Later the farmer comes down panting, his face bright red
" whats the matter dear? " Asks his wife
" ya’ now you said ill end up Fartin’ me guts out..."
" yes? "
" Well it happend! "
" oh " says his wife " is you alright? "
" I am now I shoved em’ back up again... " |
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Kami on November 16, 2004 @ 3:44 pm |
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this is a brilliant joke! |
| From: |
truckintim87 on November 20, 2004 @ 8:36 pm |
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THAT JOKE IS RATED ’’R’’ FOR RETARED |
| From: |
KaMiSuCkS on November 22, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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once was enough |
| From: |
ass on November 25, 2004 @ 5:14 am |
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ah ah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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ummm......hi on November 26, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
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how do you make a blonde go crazy?
put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner |
| From: |
peas on December 8, 2004 @ 6:35 pm |
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this sucks u dumb ass
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| From: |
peas on December 8, 2004 @ 6:36 pm |
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this sucks u dumb ass
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| From: |
peas on December 8, 2004 @ 6:36 pm |
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this sucks
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| From: |
pimp on 12/10/04 on December 10, 2004 @ 12:29 pm |
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This joke is stupid
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| From: |
jhef on December 12, 2004 @ 5:04 am |
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what the fuck was that i dont get u anus |
| From: |
lil kim on December 13, 2004 @ 6:37 pm |
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I saw momma kissing santa cluase |
| From: |
snotty on December 13, 2004 @ 9:17 pm |
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he put chicken guts up his ass. |
| From: |
lairdy on December 27, 2004 @ 6:24 am |
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as funny as a fart in an elevator |
| From: |
a person on December 29, 2004 @ 4:48 pm |
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hey this joke waz funny and who ever says it sucks well they suck and i’d like to c them do better |
| From: |
babaj on December 31, 2004 @ 10:04 am |
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mommy can we go home now |
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jokes on others joke on January 1, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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a man wlks up to the same woman in the office each day
stands very close to her
draws in a large breath of air
and tells her that her hair smells nice
after a week of this
she cant stand it any longer
and goes to personnel
without identifying the guy
she tells them what the co-worker does and that she want to file a sexual harassment suit gainst him
the personnel manager is puzzled by this approach
and asks
Whats so sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you ur hair smells nice
the woman replies" ITS KEITH THE MIDGET" |
| From: |
meh on January 2, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke was meh and by meh i mean not very good |
| From: |
bobby hill on January 5, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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what is a jibblets |
| From: |
I think.......... on January 13, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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That a jibblet is a chickens gut. |
| From: |
Steve on January 13, 2005 @ 11:51 pm |
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Massiv, yos jokes is ridin a mammy’s punanni. |
| From: |
cabbagehead on January 14, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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Kai, or the one who posted the joke. Do you watch lexx becuz that name is on there??? |
| From: |
Dude on January 16, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke is lame! |
| From: |
Xecuter of Dumn Joke on January 18, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
| Comment: |
All You C*ck Suckers Please Calm Down I Am Here To Cleanse The Bad Jokes
Your Are So Stupid That When I told You redruM You Got F***ed and Bought A $20 rum With Blood In It Cause Youre A High Blunt Smokin Bitch |
| From: |
Xecuter of Dumn Joke on January 18, 2005 @ 1:49 pm |
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The F*cking Joke Sucks Get A Life The Sell A Piece In the 99 cents store |
| From: |
zesty on January 19, 2005 @ 9:37 am |
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ya tht jok ws ok bt the commnt abotu the miget rox ass |
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i pooped in my pants on January 25, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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i pooped in my pants and then i accidentily put my hands in my pants and then i felt poop and now i have poop on the key board |
| From: |
jemma on February 3, 2005 @ 7:08 am |
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that joke was awsome! loved it! |
| From: |
davied on February 8, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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the joke was horrible because it was fuck up |
| From: |
bob_luvs_bread on February 10, 2005 @ 3:03 am |
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Shit joke. i could do better wif mi eyes closed. |
| From: |
weebl on February 12, 2005 @ 9:53 am |
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why has ur eyes got 2 do with anything about a joke? |
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You FUCKERS on February 12, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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What the hell this is fucked up allmost as much as your mom
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| From: |
dangerdevil on February 13, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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not bad
6/10
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| From: |
hello on February 15, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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Dick.... |
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LOOL on February 15, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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lool that joke wasn’t bad LOOL...it was better then sum ov the jokes here actually..hehe |
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DICKHEADS on February 17, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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ALL YA’LL SHOULD STOP TALKIN’ UR SHIT AND SUCK MY DICK...BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Max Rockatanski on February 17, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke blows goat ! |
| From: |
Sex Croatian Bitch on February 22, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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THAT THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD, THAT ONCE HAPPENED TO ME! WHOEVER SENT THAT JOKE SEND MORE U ARE FUCKIN HILARIOUS! |
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naughtyonthepotty on February 24, 2005 @ 5:31 am |
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TO: I POOPED IN MY PANTS, I LAUGHED MORE AT WHAT YOU SAID THAN ANY OF THESE JOKES IVE READ BECAUSE IT WAS SO RETARDLY DUMB!!! |
| From: |
greenday rule on February 24, 2005 @ 8:26 am |
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i heard dat joke FUCKIN AGES AGO SAD BASTARD |
| From: |
uhhhhhhhhh? on February 28, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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that was the worst f***king joke ive ever heard
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| From: |
christina on March 1, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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that was so cool |
| From: |
MAD-ORANGE-FISH on March 9, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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GEEZ MAN I THOUGHT MY MUM WAS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
sux on March 12, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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i see dead people |
| From: |
tom on March 14, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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you suck |
| From: |
tim on April 3, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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That was the BEST joke ever |
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Dazd on April 22, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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Old but funny! |
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Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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ah.....................................................................................wow....curiosity killed the chikkity!
^_^ |
| From: |
hahaha on September 23, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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funny shit
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:×+(8)Må*Lv£*Ð on September 23, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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wat the fuk is chiken jiblets?!?! does anyone else except Kami think this is a ’brilliant’ joke?! coz its a really gay one? |
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