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fart quwake
Posted by: billybob on December 17, 2004 @ 3:03 pm

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when the fatest person in the world farts everyone yells fart quwake fart quwake


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From: sexy on December 23, 2004 @ 1:33 pm
Comment: suck on monkey balls twat

From: robert on December 26, 2004 @ 7:51 am
Comment: That was just so not funny ok GET A LIFE PLEASE HAHAHA

From: Coopmeister on December 28, 2004 @ 3:13 pm
Comment: that fucking sucked. pleez never submit a joke again.

From: B RAD on December 28, 2004 @ 5:19 pm
Comment: BITCH YOU SUCK

From: jennifer on 12/29/04 on December 29, 2004 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: wonder why you talk about people fartin cause u stink

From: babaj on December 31, 2004 @ 10:02 am
Comment: that is not a joke

From: BANDGEEK on January 1, 2005 @ 2:20 am
Comment: U SUCK

From: no 1 has to know my on January 2, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: that was weird and funny

From: I was on January 5, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!

From: me on January 8, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
Comment: to rate your joke:stick your finger up your ass and taste it,however it tastes is how your joke is.

From: adam on January 9, 2005 @ 3:50 pm
Comment: just die for making a joke like that u unfunny piece of shit

From: THE PRETTY FAT GURL on January 10, 2005 @ 4:09 pm
Comment: HEY OH MY FREAKIN GOD IM SITTING CLASS AND IM READING YOURE JOKE L.O.L IT IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY I TOLD MY FRIEND AND HE STARTED BUSTING UP LAUGHING ITS FREAKIN HALIRIOUS STAY PIMPIN WITH THEM FUNNY ASS JOKES BOC BOC CHICKEN CH ICKEN





From: micheal on January 11, 2005 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic stops

From: J D on January 12, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
Comment: THAT JOKE FUCKING SUCKED BITCH

From: chetia on January 14, 2005 @ 4:02 pm
Comment: that was the dumbest joke evre wrote waste of space

From: sTonEr on January 16, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
Comment: dude that shit sucked like damn dude you stoner

From: musicman on January 17, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: YOU FUCKING SUCK . WHY DON’T YOU DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND CUT YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF SO NO ONE HAS TO READ ANYMORE OF YOUR DUMBASS MINDLESS JOKES YOU FUCKING DWEEB.

From: dimples on January 20, 2005 @ 3:35 am
Comment: f u bitch these cusses are not even cusses there jus swear words

From: edsfujnrt on January 25, 2005 @ 12:58 pm
Comment: ill throw a midget at your face you stupid australian piss farts

From: aaron on January 25, 2005 @ 6:37 pm
Comment: loved it please post more

From: tessa on January 25, 2005 @ 11:46 pm
Comment: i thought it was the most incredable joke ever and i dont know why all u assholes are dissing that joke it was i who wrote it

From: william on January 26, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: That joke is shit

From: argie on January 28, 2005 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: Oh darn it, seem’s to me that your attempt at making a joke didn’t go down well.
Apart from that i’m just laughing at the reply’s.
You people are very much 2-cans short of a 6-pack and i doubt very much that
you would be able to comment without swearing.
You are sad.

From: monkeybones on January 29, 2005 @ 11:53 am
Comment: that was pretty funny not stupid ass

From: jeffshorse333@aol.co on January 30, 2005 @ 11:10 pm
Comment: that joke was the funniest joke i ever heard keep up the good work

From: slowbabyturtle on January 31, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
Comment: that was shit. OK bye!

From: jemma on February 3, 2005 @ 7:05 am
Comment: argie i sooo agree with you!!

From: 5ur4* on February 4, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: jemma i agree wiv u

From: to micheal on February 4, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
Comment: i have a better joke: you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: tien on February 6, 2005 @ 1:24 pm
Comment: I love just kidding go to hell

From: dan on February 7, 2005 @ 12:31 pm
Comment: you so didnt try! thats fukn hilarious

From: candice & chris on February 8, 2005 @ 3:03 am
Comment: Wat type of low life idiots are u to use such immoral language. But fuck it coz we thort it was funny

From: saket on February 8, 2005 @ 7:23 am
Comment: billybob farts

From: ash mc on February 8, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: da mudafuka dat rote dat was da bigst bastrd him n his mum suk each odas toes n dats da truf i swer

From: fucker on February 8, 2005 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: HEY, YOUR JOKE REALLY SUCKS ASS BRO

From: -popop on February 8, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: YOur a Fuck cake, you know that!?

From: bumsquize on February 11, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
Comment: fuck of u bich

From: rebel chic on February 12, 2005 @ 8:21 am
Comment: that was the most stupid joke I have ever read

From: dangerdevil on February 13, 2005 @ 1:09 pm
Comment: crud joke, my 16 month old cousin could tell a better joke than that

From: hotty 13 on February 17, 2005 @ 10:16 am
Comment: don’t quit yur day job yet!

From: black on February 17, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: I all you bitch need to suck on my dick

From: hotty 13 on February 19, 2005 @ 6:46 pm
Comment: yo,yo black’s a bitch!Go suck on yor dick!MODEFUKER!

From: fart smeller on February 23, 2005 @ 3:55 pm
Comment: you sound like you a real fucked up idiot.

From: J-Cuz on February 24, 2005 @ 9:51 pm
Comment: dat shit wuz fucking stupid ass hell

From: hotty 13 on February 27, 2005 @ 8:20 pm
Comment: horney i hope yu know thts sexual assault!

From: hotty 13 on February 27, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Comment: get a life yu yu asshole

From: PRITTY on February 28, 2005 @ 2:51 am
Comment:

THAT WAS THE SUCK A LOT

GET THE HELL OUT OF HEAR

From: ppls on February 28, 2005 @ 3:47 am
Comment:
TO SMELLI U SUCK

did u fart BET YA DID (SMELLI) #CAN SOMEONE PLS GET DIS JIGABOO AWAY FROM ME CUZ HE SUX A LOT PLS
HIT HIT. PLS DON’T SUBMIT AGAIN!
FROM SOMEONE THAT HATES U
PS if u want to submit make sure its FFFFFUUUUUNNNNNYYYYY!!!!! GET IT SMELLI

From: hotty 13 on February 28, 2005 @ 3:58 pm
Comment: hey tht wus only a joke horneydevil666 yu can shag me anytyme bitch!



P.S. do me a favor go 2 fat jokes and go to tha fat albert joke and tel bigwhale hes a slut full of shit!

From: ass on March 2, 2005 @ 7:10 pm
Comment: i farted and it smells like roses

From: poomonkey on March 4, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
Comment: can i take a dump on somones chest please

From: hotty 13 on March 7, 2005 @ 3:21 pm
Comment: get over yur slf poomonkey yur nt funne

From: scotsman on March 17, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
Comment: ha ha that wasn’t funny, but still, i laugh alot, ps fuck england, and vote snp

From: funny men on March 21, 2005 @ 9:14 am
Comment: i just farted it blew up the house.Alot of people died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But there ok ,not

From: patrick on April 8, 2005 @ 11:19 pm
Comment: all of those jokes are FUCKING SICK SO GO SUCK UR DOGS DICK

From: Keisha on April 18, 2005 @ 4:36 am
Comment: tht was jst lame plz plz god send this person a sign ur so fucking lame omg plz lord

From: Jason on May 1, 2005 @ 12:51 am
Comment: I wrote this while taking a shit

From: Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 8:27 pm
Comment: -_-’ *Groan*

blah blah blah......i just ate my poptarts..... n waffles n panckaes....i drank sum syrup n chuged milk..... IM FAT ^_^


ah n Alex if ure 13 n have a 13 Inch dick....then I feel very sorry for you......you probably wouldnt get a boner cause youd pass out from lack of blood to ure brain....not that u use it....

:P

From: Dude on June 8, 2005 @ 10:53 am
Comment: Wat rubbish Crap is dat .
your so fat that when u went in an elevator it said no more that 30 people.Dats a better cus

From: Ben on June 23, 2005 @ 11:49 pm
Comment: the only good part of that very shit joke was all the hilarious comments especially

From: me on January 8, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
Comment: to rate your joke:stick your finger up your ass and taste it,however it tastes is how your joke is.

fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: lita on September 23, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: YOU DUMBASS THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. JUST STOP WITH THE JOKES NOW BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELR THINKING TOO HARD.

From: chris on September 23, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: shut up every’1 that was a crap joke still

From: jc avinger is gay on October 7, 2005 @ 1:23 pm
Comment: stupid

   
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