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that slipped
Posted by: orlando on February 7, 2005 @ 7:34 am

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Never sneeze when you have the B.G.(bubble guts) I made that mistake once at the wrong time when i was on a date with a fine looing dime. i thought i could hold my butt checks tight enough but when i sneezed i lost control and slipped up mistaked a fart for a wet one. All i could say was, sorry baby................that slipped.


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From: JohnJay on February 11, 2005 @ 5:13 am
Comment: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznot funny

From: me on February 12, 2005 @ 10:50 am
Comment: that was lame

From: sammy-lee on February 12, 2005 @ 2:04 pm
Comment: i would fall asleep as soon as someone spoke the first word

From: ky me on February 13, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
Comment: that was so terrible dude

From: drunkinMonkey420 on February 15, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Comment: Yo... you... yes you... STFU and stop wasting our time with your lame shit

From: your mama on February 16, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
Comment: you coudnt tell a joke if your mom paid you a 34763473567452875476 dollars, holla back foo

From: no shit on February 16, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
Comment: 1. 2 . 3. 4.im bored alright

From: BULLSHIT on February 19, 2005 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: that joke was fucken stupid just like orlando mother

From: ()(0909 on February 22, 2005 @ 1:24 pm
Comment: Ok thats not only lame, its GROSS! Not put downs though!

From: ()(0909 on February 22, 2005 @ 1:24 pm
Comment: Ok thats not only lame, its GROSS! Not put downs though!

From: fart smeller on February 23, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
Comment: Bet you thought that was funny!!! Bet you piss your pants laughing when you fart!

From: Mother Theresa on February 23, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
Comment: ok..*YAWN* oh come one babe(pig in the city) u can do WAY better then that

From: marie on February 26, 2005 @ 8:56 pm
Comment: orlando learn how to spell ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Damn... on March 6, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
Comment: By making jokes like that they should close this site down... or just rename it...www.lamefuckenjokes.com


From: Tim on March 6, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
Comment: hey man try www.lamejokes.com and you might actually get some good reviews

From: jennifer on March 12, 2005 @ 9:58 pm
Comment: hey i love blue collar comedy is is really entertaining and i could watch it all day long.get-r-done

From: me on March 16, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
Comment: that sucked that was more like a
story

From: pssss..... on March 17, 2005 @ 10:05 am
Comment: that was the stupidist joke ive ever heard.your so STUPID! what? no life


From: tony on March 26, 2005 @ 12:41 am
Comment: damn baby that’s hot how did that shyt smell

From: Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 8:20 pm
Comment: Ha dont bother Holding YoUr cheEks toGetHer...YouR loose....
I have loose change...you want some?



XP

From: Lisa on September 23, 2005 @ 3:38 pm
Comment: PU that stunk

From: Great Randini on September 23, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
Comment: why do farts stink? out of respect for the deaf

   
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