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Fat Joke #5
Posted by: Fat Joke Genius on February 21, 2005 @ 2:10 am
Ding by the dong! Ding by the dong! Ding by the dong! Ding by the dong! Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat!Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat?
Your momma is so fat that the last time she went to weigh herself, then the scale told her to go to the doctor. The doctor then reccomended that she goes to get liposuction. After that, the liposuction machine said to go back to the scale. After the scale told her to go back to the doctor, the doctor said...
Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat!Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat! Ding by the dong! Ding by the dong! Ding by the dong! Ding by the dong! Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat!
After she went back to the doctor, the scale told her to Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat! and after that, the pig said
Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat!
And then the Burgerking man said Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat! Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat! i work at bergerking making paper whopers i wear papper hats!!!Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat!Wouldyoulikeanapplepiewiththaaaaaaat!
Ding by the dong! Ding by the dong! DIIIIIIIIIING BY THEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOONG!!!
And then he farted. The engine fell out. The car started spinning around with Ms. Parrot inside SUper Sonic Fart. |
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fat joke's ma-ma on February 21, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG |
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fat joke's ma-ma on February 21, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
fart smeller on February 23, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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stinks |
| From: |
rigamortis on February 24, 2005 @ 5:26 am |
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wow, that was fuckin wierd |
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luke on February 24, 2005 @ 5:38 am |
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddd uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggggghhh not that was shit
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| From: |
Fat fuck #6 on February 26, 2005 @ 3:56 am |
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If you wrote that joke, you are a fucking dispicable waste of air |
| From: |
marie on February 26, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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THAT WAS SO STUPID
THINK OF A BETTER ONE DUMB ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| From: |
fucktard on February 26, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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i can think of a better one than that about your momma! |
| From: |
haliey on March 3, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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it wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssooooooooooooooo llllloooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg iiiiiii got so bored that it made no sence propaly like you |
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fartface on March 6, 2005 @ 3:11 am |
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yo mama is stupid cuase she stupid hobo
comeup withsomething good dummy, my cousin makes better jokes than you and she is only 5.
also it was ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
llllllllllllllooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
P.S.: you are very stupid and retarted
signed, yo mama
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fat boy on March 6, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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man you do not know how to tell a joke.yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car
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mother fucker on March 6, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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bianca on March 10, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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that shit was way too loong make that shit more shorter |
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Fat Joke genius suck on March 13, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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NoT GOIN FOR IT.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG |
| From: |
kate on March 28, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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im a lesbean
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| From: |
matt on March 28, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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i fucked kate in the ass
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| From: |
amanda on April 1, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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nobody cares about any of this |
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amanda on April 1, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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changed my mind i actually read it and i think it was hilarios definatly original
i have one ? though how fucked up were you
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| From: |
brooke on April 11, 2005 @ 1:37 am |
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u copied dat off funnyjunk.com. u can get sued 4 plagurism. i hope u do |
| From: |
TATOR on April 13, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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that was a stupid joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It didn’t even make one bit of since..........Oh and next time think a little harder about what you write.
HERES A IDEA FOR YOU RE-READ WHAT YOU WRITE!!!!!!!!!! OKAY!! OKAY!! |
| From: |
cayla and sean on April 21, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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cayla and sean 4 life |
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cayla and sean on April 21, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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cayla and sean 4 life |
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Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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Ok kids..... "Dont Do Crack"
It sounded like some broekn record...repeating nonesense...
My sox r nonesense....
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| From: |
gary on May 15, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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yeah kids - take note.
you could be the next one who submits a joke while doing crack or meth. |
| From: |
Lisa on September 23, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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? Don’t have time to read this. |
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