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Tears to yer eyes
Posted by: Bad Ass Billy Gunn on February 24, 2005 @ 11:15 pm

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If your dog farts and you claim it, you might be a redneck........If you fart, and it doesn’t smell particularily bad, but it still brings tears to your eyes, you might just be a redneck


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From: fuck_face on February 26, 2005 @ 3:11 am
Comment: i farted! i think i might be a redneck!

From: david on February 26, 2005 @ 9:48 am
Comment: i just farted and it smells real bad does that make me a f*****g redneck i do not think so because i am from the U.K

From: jessica on February 26, 2005 @ 8:52 pm
Comment: hey im a redneck ok i guess make more sense next time you fucking ignorant asssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: jessica on February 26, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
Comment: hey im a redneck ok i guess make more sense nexst time you fuckin ignorant assssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Maverick on February 26, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
Comment: could have been better.

From: fart on February 27, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
Comment: jessica you are an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

From: MARKEY@AOL.COM on February 27, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
Comment: YO..I JUST FARTED N IT STINKS SO BAD I THINK I SHIT MY SELF.............

From: alisha on February 27, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
Comment: sorry just crap

From: kira on February 27, 2005 @ 1:44 pm
Comment: that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crap

From: martha on March 1, 2005 @ 2:58 am
Comment: I like to fart. It is fun.

From: brett on March 1, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: why the fuck are you guys talking about farting.

From: gasious on March 4, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: anyone want to suck my juicy farts out of my ass?

From: jess on March 9, 2005 @ 12:20 am
Comment: ass man... i think we need to talk about our issues?
u can suck your own farts out of your own ass.
weaner hole. suck my white ass ball! are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME!~

From: CHERIE on March 9, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
Comment: THAT IS THE WORST JOKE EVER.

From: Da bomb on March 11, 2005 @ 1:24 am
Comment: Hey ! bad ass Billy gun Im fuck’n 19 and I will bloody smash ya arse and teach you not to be racist You fuck’n Bitch !Please write back or I will smash u I know where u live !

From: Da bomb on March 11, 2005 @ 1:38 am
Comment: markey ur some funny shit dats tha shizzy nizzy bro!

From: the best on March 13, 2005 @ 12:36 am
Comment: ur all just so retarted
(and who says bloody?)

From: hi15xyz on March 16, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: is this true?
p.s.
your comments are dorky [kids these days!]

From: luigi linguini on March 28, 2005 @ 12:10 am
Comment: my farts have lumps in them. that makes me a brown nose?

From: meself on March 30, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
Comment: fuck face is funny david fuck you you limey bitch. oh shit my dog just thru up. cool

From: jessica on March 30, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: ok i have a question what if u ate eggs and ur fart smells like you ate pussy?

From: amanda on April 1, 2005 @ 11:05 am
Comment: its called a quif bitch
its when you fart out of yor pussy
and it would probably be a good idea to wash yo ass

From: ryan on 4/12/05@5:12 on April 12, 2005 @ 6:22 pm
Comment: your joke sucks asssssssssssssssss

From: lyle on April 13, 2005 @ 12:16 am
Comment: from now on let the experts tell the jokes

From: claire on April 18, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: hmmmmmmm

From: me on April 29, 2005 @ 12:39 am
Comment: what is the world coming to this is a shitty shit-uation

From: Your mom on May 9, 2005 @ 11:39 am
Comment: ....what kind of joke is that...thats screwed up

From: Meghan on May 11, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: git-r-done

From: Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 8:10 pm
Comment: Oh man you ppl sounded like some redneck reunion...
"git-r-done"???? ah christ.....
Your all Inbred arent you?!


Waffles are funny!

From: crystal on May 16, 2005 @ 2:44 am
Comment: hehe waffles are funny.....lol

From: paul on June 8, 2005 @ 4:53 am
Comment: i love my fart
i fuck it

From: naomi on June 8, 2005 @ 7:23 am
Comment: i love man and i love fuck

From: steve on June 8, 2005 @ 10:10 am
Comment: i eat poo
i fuck poo

From: poo on June 8, 2005 @ 10:13 am
Comment: p
oo poo poo poo poo poo

From: sam on June 8, 2005 @ 10:14 am
Comment: kiss dogs i eat dogs and bus

From: pat on June 9, 2005 @ 4:42 am
Comment: fuck fart fuck fart fuck fart

From: danielle on June 25, 2005 @ 1:18 am
Comment: your all prince alberts on a donkey git r done

From: danielle on June 25, 2005 @ 1:21 am
Comment: your all prince alberts on a donkey git r done

From: BIG REDNECK on June 25, 2005 @ 1:22 am
Comment: I love rednecks git r done bitches

From: suze on September 23, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: dumb joke

From: Midnight on September 23, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
Comment: YOU IDIOT! GET A LIFE DUDE!

From: teena on September 23, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: i went to get her did and i got er done.

From: teena on September 23, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: get em done

   
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