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Go For It
Posted by: Jerome Johnston on March 8, 2005 @ 1:36 am

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One Sunday morning my wife and I were just waking up. I started playing with her butt, As I was down there, My Wife said Im Gona Fart. Well I started going for it, All of a sudden she lets one rip. I asked her what the heck was that, And she said I told you I was gona fart and I said I thougt you said GO FOR IT.



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From: steve on March 8, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
Comment: omg that was so crap

From: Britt. on March 12, 2005 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: Wut the heck was that?? lmao...not the best keep tryin’

From: steven on March 13, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: your mama farts a iot she kills birds

From: bolocks jokes lmitd© on March 19, 2005 @ 8:35 am
Comment: Please can you take your time to visit our site at www.bollocksjokes.com to see if you can think of any more apsolutly shit jokes
yours sincerly
bolocks jokes lmitd©

From: bongo baby on March 20, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
Comment: that is dumb you bottle of cow piss

From: ooga booga on March 22, 2005 @ 12:21 pm
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From: sexybabe on March 25, 2005 @ 11:44 pm
Comment: wasn’t even funny honey

From: aurorace on March 31, 2005 @ 10:32 pm
Comment: that has happen to me.but its still makes me laugh.

From: aurorace on March 31, 2005 @ 10:32 pm
Comment: that has happen to me.but its still makes me laugh.

From: aurorace on March 31, 2005 @ 10:32 pm
Comment: that has happen to me.but its still makes me laugh.

From: tweety on April 1, 2005 @ 5:37 pm
Comment: I think you need your ears Cheaked!! HaHa

From: Chakaka on April 5, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: get a life!!!

From: Bob on April 21, 2005 @ 8:33 pm
Comment: I laughed my ass off on that one.

From: Yo on April 27, 2005 @ 12:20 am
Comment: You killed it on the end

From: Spiffy_LightBulb on May 13, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
Comment: ummmm =/
I dont get it......but i can get This :D

From: fartstarter on May 20, 2005 @ 12:00 am
Comment: your credibility is questionable. another thing, this is the 5th "joke" I’ve read on here. Does anybody understand the difference between an anecdote and a joke?

From: Fart in Weis Market on September 23, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: I like to fart in Weis Market and sing this song as I do so.

Giddy-what
Giddy-Weis
Giddy-wha-wha-Weis’s fart!

In particular I like to fart in 3 corners, one is the bakery, one is just past the produce, and one is near the dairy section. People run out of the store in panic because before I go to Weis Market, I eat a pound of beans, a pound of sauerkraut, and a pound of chili.

Why did I share this weird story? It’s a jokes site, and you’re supposed to tell dirty jokes to make people laugh. Although not sexual, it WAS a dirty joke (toilet humor).

From: buttsex on September 23, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: Oh God...somebody sterilize it before it breeds.

From: Linda on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: That was some funny shit

   
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