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mobile fart
Posted by: rammac on March 15, 2005 @ 4:25 am
One Swede, one Finn and an American businessman were talking about who had the best mobile phone in the world.
The Swedes wristwatch started to ring and he pointed at the watch saying : "look how nice mobiles we have, Eriksson you know!"
After a while the Finns wedding ring started to ring and the Finn: "Nokia - you know"
The American did not know what to do, but then he let a long fart and said:"Sorry boys, I got a telefax from the president"
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bongo baby on March 20, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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queer |
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SHONA INGRAM on March 22, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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THAT FUCKEN JOKE IS SO FUCKEN LAME |
| From: |
rangi on March 22, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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yep.. queer |
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Game Lord 3000 on March 22, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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Your dads a DAD!!! rofl!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
empress on March 25, 2005 @ 11:03 pm |
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stupid, what were you thinking? |
| From: |
queen of bling on March 27, 2005 @ 9:05 am |
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that was so borin get a day job!!!! |
| From: |
michael on March 27, 2005 @ 11:06 pm |
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that made no freqin sence
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dave_carl on March 28, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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I think someone’s been eating too much lutefisk |
| From: |
u queer on March 29, 2005 @ 6:37 pm |
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U OBVIOUSLY TAKE IT UP THE MAN HOLE! B.E.N.D.E.R |
| From: |
Simon on March 30, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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Humorous! nice! |
| From: |
white guy on March 31, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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Dude let me comment you on the best joke in the whole flippen world. I laughed so hard at that I couldnt breath. mad props. or maybe its cuz i am high right now i dont know. but if anyone writes a comment about me thats mean or about me there going to die in 7 days so watch out if ur supercious. |
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not superCIOUS on March 31, 2005 @ 10:27 pm |
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No Im not superCIOUS but I am superSTITIOUS and actually know how to spell you white guy!!!
Ok so it should be Thursday April 7th at 10:26 when I die right? I will be waiting. |
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amanda on April 1, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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...ummmmmmmmmmm.....this whole page is queer
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| From: |
adam on April 11, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
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amanda is sexy |
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amanda on April 13, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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no I am not. I have a wart on my twat AND on my face, a moustache, and I weight 400 lbs. Are you just trying to get in my pants? my number is 212-426-9987 |
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mellisa on April 13, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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your joke was funny and all my friends thought so to!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
dumb mellisa on April 14, 2005 @ 2:47 am |
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man mellisa your fucken dumb, that joke was the stupidest joke ever fucker |
| From: |
Uirapuru on April 14, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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no comment |
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alvin on April 18, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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not a joke cause jokes are funny |
| From: |
JustBlaze on April 20, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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What the fuck was the punchline? That joke made me blind in ma right eye. |
| From: |
baker on May 1, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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the funniest thing about this webpage is superCIOUS!
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OH MY GOD!!!!! on May 4, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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forget the punchline someone punch the shit out of him!!!
Baker I agree!!! LOL |
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popppooopoo on May 5, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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that joke was shit |
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your mom on May 8, 2005 @ 2:34 am |
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whoever wrote that should be fucking shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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nikhil mohan on oct3 on May 8, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
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this joke is like fucking shit out of your butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. |
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.................... on May 8, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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CRAP JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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omg on May 8, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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crap crap crap |
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me on May 8, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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omg shit as fuk |
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nathan lover on May 8, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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hey nathan baby i love you ur the best thats ever happen to me. well anyways this joke is so fucken lame like who ever wrote it. my baby nathan can do better than that!
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big bubba on May 8, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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ugh |
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Dark Warrior on May 9, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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Also, don’t bother impersonating my name, because it will come to naught. As soon as I see a "Bert" type of post under my name, my name changes and you are none the wiser, so you’ll be doing nothing but impersonating a dead handle. Speaking of dead, has Bert died from AIDS yet? I think we’ll all be happier when Bert’s AIDS kills him off. |
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Southern Vicar on May 10, 2005 @ 6:31 am |
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AIDS doesn’t kill people. It destroys the immune system, so then even the slightest flu kills them. |
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Spiffy_LightBulb on May 11, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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My Clothes Hanger talks to me :D |
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austin green bitch on May 17, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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write somthing back i will kill you |
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bkessary on May 18, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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amanda your funny as hell....ps your got those warts from kissin the wromg frogs.....im not sure how u got the mustash but ...call me ....lol |
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fartstarter on May 19, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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decent joke, made me smile |
| From: |
swak on May 23, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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dumbassjokestupid |
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Mo Zes on June 7, 2005 @ 10:07 am |
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All I can see is a huge and hairy white hand coming down upon me, like a plague of
locusts, only huge and hairy and white. |
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me myself and i on June 10, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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next time buddy make sense |
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Trista on June 11, 2005 @ 8:49 am |
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That’s funny.....it sounds like something MAD T.V would put in a sketch don’t worry about all these rude ass people if they had any talent they wouldn’t be sitting at a computer bitching about something they had no part in creating...otherwise they probably woulnd’t be bitching anyway good joke sounds like something an American would do |
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Dude on June 15, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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Hey, Mattew you are wierd. And you and your Dad would never fart on me. But I will fart in your mouth and then make you fart in your dad’s mouth. |
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fart in your mouth on June 15, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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I would help dude and fart in Matthew V’s mouth and his dad,s |
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Fart Master Flex on June 15, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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Hey Matthew V. would you really fart on someone. Would you really fart and not just say you farted on them. Would you fart by your mom and dad. Would you let that one dude fart on you and let him make you fart in your dad’s mouth. |
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Confused on July 2, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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What the fuck is this weird fucking site. All the jokes suck shit but reading the comments from weird shit people is hilarious. Keep up the uneducated comments I love it. Amanda I reackon your twat is funny as hell. Matthew your just a weir fart sucking ass!!!!!!!!! As for all you superCIOUS scums Die, Die, Die! See Ya.
Confused Fuck!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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Matthew Villani on September 23, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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Those posts under my name are not from me, but from some dumb fuck that has a vendetta against me. I would never post material of that genre. |
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meep on September 23, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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ur all weird as hell get a life |
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wow on October 7, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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ill fart on you all
any1 eva bin farted on tho, at skool or sumtink, seriusly? |
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