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Posted by: tim on April 6, 2005 @ 6:40 am

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how do you hurt a pool table

PULL ITS SACK, HIT ITS BALLS.


your so fat that you play pool with the planets.

your so fat when you were sitting on the beach hippies came and rolled you in the water and the whales jumped up and sang we are family

your so dum you threw a rock at the ground and said dam i missed


what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you

YOU PICK IT UP TAKE THE PIN OUT AND THEN THROW IT BACK


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From: Alex McD. on April 6, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
Comment: What Tim I know you’re better then that, my goodness.

Heres a rap for you that you should know; Yo, all my friends say i’m horny, i have a small dick and i call it shorty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From: korrin on April 6, 2005 @ 10:46 pm
Comment: you suck ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

From: korrin on April 6, 2005 @ 11:03 pm
Comment: you suck ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

From: DAZMISTER on April 7, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: U SPUNKBAG THAT NOT FUNNY ATOL

UR MAMA BANKS TROUT
CAN I USE UR MAMAS FACE TO HAUNT A HOUSE OR ROB A BANK
UR MAMA SO FAT SHES GOT HER OWN POSTCODE
UR MAMA SO FAT I WOZ HUMPING HER AND I BURNT MY ASS ON THE LIGHTBULB
GO TAKE YOUR FACE FOR DIOREAH U SCRUFFY GOOK

From: Bill on April 7, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
Comment: it wuz ok

From: nick on April 7, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: mike said your mama so fat that when she lays around the house she literally lays around the house

From: YOMOMMA on April 7, 2005 @ 4:29 pm
Comment: that sucked

go to hell and burn

From: mckenzie on April 8, 2005 @ 12:02 am
Comment: ha ha ha ha

From: sexy j on April 8, 2005 @ 12:03 am
Comment: isnt it supose to be nothing but fat jokes

From: Phil on April 8, 2005 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: what travels around the world but stays in the corner?

A STAMP

HA HA : )

From: mike kuzma on April 9, 2005 @ 1:03 am
Comment: yo pap i pooped in the bath tub it was the shiznit

From: mike anderson on April 9, 2005 @ 1:04 am
Comment: you so stupid you got hit by a parked donkey penis

From: nick on April 9, 2005 @ 1:11 am
Comment: i know mike A. he was playing with a dildo i seen him to

From: mike anderson on April 9, 2005 @ 1:12 am
Comment: what is yo

From: nick on April 9, 2005 @ 1:14 am
Comment: whats up

From: mike kuzma on April 9, 2005 @ 1:16 am
Comment: yo mike and nick you werent supposed to tell anyone that

From: mike kuzma on April 9, 2005 @ 1:17 am
Comment: + u put it on the internet to everyone to read

From: manny on April 12, 2005 @ 7:56 pm
Comment: fuck faces

From: jonny on April 13, 2005 @ 10:10 am
Comment: what is it with you lot you all are the saddest bastards i have ever come across. you lot need a life and all act about 5 not your age

From: SANTAPRIME on April 14, 2005 @ 6:48 pm
Comment: YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAT FUCK NUGGETS THAT WAS HELARIOUS

From: yo mom on April 18, 2005 @ 6:37 pm
Comment: yall bitches got no life

From: SeX on April 30, 2005 @ 6:12 am
Comment: everyone free sex on 1900-u-fucking-saddo-get-a-got-damn-fucking-life thank you for callin that number for free sex

From: lil nate on May 1, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
Comment: your mommas so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs

From: heather on May 9, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
Comment: how bout we pull ur sack and hit ur balls and the other people u guys r some freaky people and dirty little bastards

From: bj on May 21, 2005 @ 12:47 am
Comment: that sukd u freakish lil basterd


u siko lil bitch

From: shawn on September 23, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
Comment: why did u kill my sister for lol so hard

   
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