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Posted by: tim on April 6, 2005 @ 6:40 am
how do you hurt a pool table
PULL ITS SACK, HIT ITS BALLS.
your so fat that you play pool with the planets.
your so fat when you were sitting on the beach hippies came and rolled you in the water and the whales jumped up and sang we are family
your so dum you threw a rock at the ground and said dam i missed
what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you
YOU PICK IT UP TAKE THE PIN OUT AND THEN THROW IT BACK |
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Alex McD. on April 6, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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What Tim I know you’re better then that, my goodness.
Heres a rap for you that you should know; Yo, all my friends say i’m horny, i have a small dick and i call it shorty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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korrin on April 6, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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you suck ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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korrin on April 6, 2005 @ 11:03 pm |
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you suck ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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DAZMISTER on April 7, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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U SPUNKBAG THAT NOT FUNNY ATOL
UR MAMA BANKS TROUT
CAN I USE UR MAMAS FACE TO HAUNT A HOUSE OR ROB A BANK
UR MAMA SO FAT SHES GOT HER OWN POSTCODE
UR MAMA SO FAT I WOZ HUMPING HER AND I BURNT MY ASS ON THE LIGHTBULB
GO TAKE YOUR FACE FOR DIOREAH U SCRUFFY GOOK |
| From: |
Bill on April 7, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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it wuz ok |
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nick on April 7, 2005 @ 3:45 pm |
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mike said your mama so fat that when she lays around the house she literally lays around the house |
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YOMOMMA on April 7, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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that sucked
go to hell and burn |
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mckenzie on April 8, 2005 @ 12:02 am |
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ha ha ha ha |
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sexy j on April 8, 2005 @ 12:03 am |
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isnt it supose to be nothing but fat jokes
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| From: |
Phil on April 8, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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what travels around the world but stays in the corner?
A STAMP
HA HA : ) |
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mike kuzma on April 9, 2005 @ 1:03 am |
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yo pap i pooped in the bath tub it was the shiznit |
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mike anderson on April 9, 2005 @ 1:04 am |
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you so stupid you got hit by a parked donkey penis |
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nick on April 9, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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i know mike A. he was playing with a dildo i seen him to |
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mike anderson on April 9, 2005 @ 1:12 am |
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what is yo |
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nick on April 9, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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whats up |
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mike kuzma on April 9, 2005 @ 1:16 am |
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yo mike and nick you werent supposed to tell anyone that |
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mike kuzma on April 9, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
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+ u put it on the internet to everyone to read |
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manny on April 12, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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fuck faces |
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jonny on April 13, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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what is it with you lot you all are the saddest bastards i have ever come across. you lot need a life and all act about 5 not your age |
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SANTAPRIME on April 14, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAT FUCK NUGGETS THAT WAS HELARIOUS |
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yo mom on April 18, 2005 @ 6:37 pm |
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yall bitches got no life |
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SeX on April 30, 2005 @ 6:12 am |
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everyone free sex on 1900-u-fucking-saddo-get-a-got-damn-fucking-life thank you for callin that number for free sex |
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lil nate on May 1, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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your mommas so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs
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| From: |
heather on May 9, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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how bout we pull ur sack and hit ur balls and the other people u guys r some freaky people and dirty little bastards |
| From: |
bj on May 21, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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that sukd u freakish lil basterd
u siko lil bitch |
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shawn on September 23, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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why did u kill my sister for lol so hard |
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