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Ur Mum is so .........
Posted by: Jimmy on April 16, 2005 @ 4:54 am
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A T-SHIRT SAYING AA, PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE STOOD FOR AMERICAN AIRLINES
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rae rae on April 20, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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that joke sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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maurie and brendan on April 21, 2005 @ 8:39 am |
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ur muma so fat i when i poked her in the gut pork chops came out her ass
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maurie on April 21, 2005 @ 8:42 am |
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abdou thinks hes got the bling bling but he aint hes got a lil ding a ling how he likes to bend hes dad over and pull up his ring a ling
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Christina on April 21, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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Your jokes suck!!!!!!!!!! |
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hooker from texas on April 21, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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terrible my god wat were u tinkin
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lil dra on April 22, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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that joke was cornyer than your toes
you eat so much that they forbid you from an all you can eat restarent
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tu biggie on April 26, 2005 @ 9:32 am |
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owen is supid...ur not funny...get a life fatty |
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yo on April 26, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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Sucked ass |
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dc and ms on April 30, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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yor mama is so fat that when sombody jumped on her back and got off thaks for flying air blimped. ha ha ha
your mama has had more turns than a door knob
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nicole c. on May 1, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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your mama is so fat that when she played hopsotch she said: earth,mars,saturn,uranus neptune,pluto. |
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gurly girl on May 10, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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all ur jokes r so dum |
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i had ur mum on May 20, 2005 @ 5:13 am |
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i had ur mum on May 20, 2005 @ 5:14 am |
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she was good ha ha
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fuck u on May 20, 2005 @ 9:56 am |
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ur mum |
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hobobeans on May 21, 2005 @ 7:08 am |
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fuck u mutha fuckas |
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tash on May 21, 2005 @ 7:58 am |
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u ppl chat shit u ant evn got ne dubs!!!!!!! twats
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radi_gyal_100@hotmai on May 21, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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yur mamas so old she still owes jesus a fiver |
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l.com on May 21, 2005 @ 8:03 am |
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ur mamas so poor she stood a a ciggaret but and sed who turned da heatin off
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ur mum on May 21, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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ur mum is my sex salve n she liks my balls all night long HA HA!!! |
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random bob on May 23, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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your mammas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got afroman in a headlock |
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THE SON OF UR MUM on May 25, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
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IS UR MUM A HOOKER?
WELL CAN I GET MY MONEY BACK
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fredrick cool guy on May 26, 2005 @ 4:40 am |
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ur mum is so fat...that she eats alot haha indeedly funny
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matty on May 27, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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ur mum is so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death |
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matty on May 27, 2005 @ 10:35 am |
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ha |
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emA on May 28, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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UR MAMA IS SO FAT DAT WEN SHE PUTS ON A YELLOW RAINCOAT PPL UN AFTER HER SHOUTIN "TAXI" |
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Chloe n Amy !! on May 29, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
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ChL0E N aMy r sexi ass manchester bitches 2005!!!!!! ney lads wana chat ellaxnxamy@msn.com!! |
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fef on May 29, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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sex baby yer
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this guy on May 30, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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yo im from manc who be chloe n amy |
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G man on May 31, 2005 @ 7:42 am |
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ur mum so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion!
ur all twats!!! |
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Chloe n Amy !! on May 31, 2005 @ 9:12 am |
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who be chloe n amy?? erm uz obviously? |
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miceli sian n facey on May 31, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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ure mommas soooooooooooo fat, she wlked past the T.V and i mist 3 commercials!!! |
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barns on May 31, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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yr mumma is so fat she comes from both sides of the family!!! |
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quaid on June 1, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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ur mums that fat wen u say its chilli out side she ran and gat a bone ne peng gal wan link add me init mcqbear@hotmail.co.uk |
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mc qbear on June 1, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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ur mums so lanky she done a cartweel n kicked jesus in the face
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mc qbear on June 1, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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ur mums so lanky she done a cartweel n kicked jesus in the face
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quaid on June 1, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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ur mums that skinny i can fold her up in 2 a paper airaplne a throw her 2 africs
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quaid on June 1, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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ur mums so fat wen she falls over she bleeds gravy braPpPpP
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pooh head on June 6, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
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ur mum sucks willy |
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sam on June 6, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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ur so dumb u got hit by a parked car!!! |
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Jimmy Fandango on June 6, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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all ur jokes suck n so does dis 1 but o well, ur mums so fat she as 2 use da equator as a belt |
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dazzer on June 8, 2005 @ 5:27 am |
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ur mum so fat when she turns around its her birthdaty |
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mef on June 8, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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yo mums so desprit that she suck of her hourse!!!!!!!!1
teee heeee |
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damien on June 11, 2005 @ 6:28 am |
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ur mums so stupid i told chrismas is round the corner and she went looking for it |
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damien on June 11, 2005 @ 6:29 am |
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ur mums so fat when she stood on the dogs tail we had to change its name to beaver |
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sarah a on June 11, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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lol u joker
ur mum so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck |
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chris on June 11, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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ur mum is so fat she fell off |
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June 11, 2005 on June 11, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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ur mum is so fat when she stood on scales it showed her telephone number
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Jimmer on June 12, 2005 @ 6:13 am |
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hey all u chicks out der if ur single and want sum1 to talk to or ur bored then add jimmer103@hotmail.com uv gotta b aged 13-15 ok?
well hurry up and add me
Love u all
xxx |
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Jimmer.........again on June 12, 2005 @ 6:16 am |
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lol this is a gd’n ok?
Ur mum is so fat she has her own area code!!
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Ur mum is so fat when she was drownin they got a whale net to drag her out!!lol lol lol
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alfie clapp on June 12, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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i missed the bus thismorning turns out it was ur mum wearing a red coat!! |
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samuel da camel on June 13, 2005 @ 4:55 am |
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fuk this u all suk crap
ur mama is soo fat she bent ova and ther was an eclips in antartica!!!! |
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az1403 on June 13, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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If der r any fit babes who wanna chat talk 2 me on msn:-arron1403@hotmail.com
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az1403 on June 13, 2005 @ 2:04 pm |
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If der r any fit babes who wanna chat talk 2 me on msn:-arron1403@hotmail.com
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shagnice on June 14, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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dont take da mick cos dis is how u spell it all u boyz out dere |
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shagnice on June 14, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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shutdown this website |
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arse busters on June 15, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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ur mums so fat she had to be baptised in the sea!!!! |
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mathew darling on June 15, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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NO! |
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MATHEW DARLIN on June 15, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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IT WAS ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY |
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rd on June 15, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Loser U fat git!!! |
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rd on June 15, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Loser U fat git!!! |
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rd on June 15, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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its 17:02 but the clock on this web is wrong cos maki-d is ere |
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rd on June 15, 2005 @ 12:14 pm |
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ok |
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rrd on June 15, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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not |
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shed on June 15, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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ur mumma is so fat when she stood on the scales it said "1 at a tim bitch" |
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Mc Shizzle on June 16, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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ur mum so dumb i asked her for a blow job, den she gave me a job blowin balloons |
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sarah on June 16, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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lol
listen to dis song:
ollie ollie ollie,
tits in a trolley,
balls in a biscuit tin,
sittin in the grass,
with my finger up my arse,
playin with my ding-a-ling-a-ling |
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leslie on June 17, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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ur mum is so fat tht her stretch marks spell out her name big bitch
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this joke is shit on June 17, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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ur mum can hoola hoola the aquator and u r so thick ur dad has tits and ur mum is jeoules
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this joke is shit on June 17, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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ur mum can hoola hoola the aquator and u r so thick ur dad has tits and ur mum is jeoules
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TRHTRHH on June 17, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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UR MUM HAS BALLS AND A HAIRY CHEST ANY UR DADS JEOULOUS
B T W i cant spell |
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thstrhtrhtrhtr on June 17, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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hf on June 17, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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Mc Shizzle on June 19, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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funi...... not u sad hoe
ur mum so dumb she jumped off a building ontop of kwik-save |
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hey yo on June 19, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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now u’al listern 2 me
ur momma is so fat dat when she steped off a curb people in da next street thought the world was over |
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Chloe n Amy!! on June 20, 2005 @ 5:40 am |
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ney lads wana chat on msn add ellaxnxamy@msn.com !! ya gota b bad tho coz we dont do ugly fukers lmao!! Chloe AND Amy r sexi MANCHESTER bitches 2005!!!!!!!!! |
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Chloe n Amy!! on June 20, 2005 @ 5:40 am |
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ney lads wana chat on msn add ellaxnxamy@msn.com !! ya gota b bad tho coz we dont do ugly fukers lmao!! Chloe AND Amy r sexi MANCHESTER bitches 2005!!!!!!!!! |
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John Marsh on June 20, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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ur mum is fit |
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??????? on June 20, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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ur mum as more pirks than a 2nd hand dart bord!! |
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chloe n amy r losers on June 20, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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chloe n amy r desprare manchester bitches they have a bigger dick then there dads! |
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xD on June 21, 2005 @ 5:08 am |
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there was a blackout in my neighorboorhood last night i had to shoot him before he started stealing stuff |
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your mum on June 21, 2005 @ 1:49 pm |
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ur mum is so dumb the only job she can get at an m&m factory is proof reading
ur mum is so dumb she takes all of the brown m&m’s out of the packet coz she says shes alergic to chocolate.
ur mum is so dumb she waters plastic plants.
and ur mum has more chins than a chinese phone directory. |
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ur mother was ere =) on June 22, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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ur mum |
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stefan mcneill on June 25, 2005 @ 7:54 am |
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your jokes are all shit
u want mum jokes
u found them
am from scotland
slaggin mums is a fad over here
heres one
"i went to mcdonalds looking for somethiing cheap and quick and your mum jumped over the counter"
your mums so fat she locked herself in the toilet and pished herself
your mums like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid of mexicans
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Cam on June 27, 2005 @ 5:46 am |
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ur mams so fat cuz she just is |
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Cam on June 27, 2005 @ 5:49 am |
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fuk this shit |
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jill on June 28, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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urs nans a hoe |
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i shagged ur mum on June 30, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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jill shagged his mum so hard her fanny fell off |
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Alow Veirer on June 30, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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Then ur dick got worn out and swelled up |
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big dom on September 23, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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ur mums soooo fat she stands next to the titanic and she makes it look like a tic-tac |
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urie on September 23, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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my name is lewis i look like urie |
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lewis on September 23, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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i look like urie |
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becky on September 23, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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your mum is so fat that when god said let there be light he ment mov out the way! |
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booda on September 23, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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liltle billy peppet in2 his big sesters bedroom
2 find her roobing her hands between her hands
between her legs saying i need a man gog i
need a man the next night he was amazed 2 find a
man in bed with her latter on if anyone looked
in2 little billys room u wold find him rubbing his hands between his
legs saying i need a play stayshon god i need a play stason |
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joe m on September 26, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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dat joke is gay |
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jamie landon on October 7, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE WALKED DOWN THE STREET WEARING A YELLOW AMARAC PEOPLE SHOUT "TAXI,TAXI"
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