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ya mums so fat
Posted by: joker on April 25, 2005 @ 1:14 am
| ya moms so fat the only thing that stopped her from jenni craig was the doors |
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PAINKYANKER on April 25, 2005 @ 10:51 am |
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THATS COOL YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING BETTER CHECK THIS
YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE GOT BAPTISTED IN THE LAKE SHE DRYED IT OUT |
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jamie on April 25, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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your mama’s so fat when she stands on the scales it says "one at a time please" |
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Harry Nutz on April 25, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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Hey everybody go to Nasty Jokes and read Gamebreaker’s jokes and insults
thier funny as hell. |
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Oprah on April 26, 2005 @ 1:50 am |
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I used to be fat and I don’t think this is funny.
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Eggy on April 26, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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your mums sooo fat she donated 100pounds to charity lol |
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fat joe on April 26, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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so,yo mommas’s so fat that when she jumped in the ocean a spwan said ,"look ma new land!" |
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stand up on April 26, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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yeah..well your mom goes to college!! aHHHHhHhhhHHH HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHhhAAhA!!! |
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Adam Little on April 27, 2005 @ 7:12 am |
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I’m so fat and i don’t think thats very funny |
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matty matt on April 27, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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your mommas so fat when she jumped out the window landed on 4 quarters and made a dollar bill |
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matty matt on April 27, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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your mommas so stupid she went to disney land and when she got there is said disney land:left |
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billy on April 27, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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ya moms so fat she got on the scale n it said 2 b continued |
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Feefee on April 27, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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you fat ppl take to much offence to these fat jokes.....if it realy does hurt your feelings then come back when u loose wheight.
; ) |
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Petunia on April 28, 2005 @ 9:27 pm |
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I’m extremely obese but I am beautiful inside! |
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jay on April 29, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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your momma ’s so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out
lol |
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*ANGIE* on April 30, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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CRIP COOL NIGGA,HOLLA AT ME A POZAR57@YAHOO.COM AND WE COULD TALK.THAT WAS FUNNY AS MY 3FT. WIDE ASS. SO UM............HOLLA |
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*ANGIE* on April 30, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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THIS IS TO: Petunia, im obese 2,rock on obesity nigga, holla at me at pozar57@yahoo.com
Bye, |
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ck on April 30, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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Angie,
i don’t know if u know this but im a ck (crip killer)crip killer crip killer.
blood nigga for life. holla any1 who agree wit me at iraqi101help@yahoo.com |
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star on April 30, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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alot of you r so fukin stupid you should all go to hell and burn. |
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mikle on May 4, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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ill keep that in mind |
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deano_england on May 5, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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your muma so fat she got baptised at sea world! |
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mrman on May 5, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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ya moms so fat she drod on a 5 pound note and the queens nose started to bleed |
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mrman on May 5, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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ya moms so fat she went to d zoo and the little boy said look at that fat hippopotamos
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chodenstine on May 6, 2005 @ 10:51 am |
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your mums so old that she owes jesus 3 bucks |
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cam_cool inc. on May 6, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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your mums so fat when i was on top of her last night i burned my arse on th lightglobe |
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chodenstine on May 6, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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your mums so fat when i was fuckin her last night i rolled over 3 times and i was STILL on top of the bitch
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chodenstine on May 6, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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your mums so fat when she walks past the TV u miss the whole season of the O.C |
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chodenstine on May 7, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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ur mamas so old her birth certificates expired |
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chodenstine on May 7, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
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ur mamas so dumb she stared at an orange juice container 4 3 hours cos it said concentrate |
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chodenstine on May 7, 2005 @ 1:09 am |
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ur mamas soooo fat when she goes 2 the movies she sits next 2 every1!
lol |
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Harry on May 7, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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Your Mum is so fat that all the other fat mums orbit around her |
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Jack on May 7, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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Your mum is so fat she causes an earthquake everytime she moves! |
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danny parker on May 11, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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ur ma’s so fat when she got on a scale it said her mobile number |
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hannah on May 12, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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your mums so fat every time she roles over its her birthday |
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Napolean on May 15, 2005 @ 1:54 pm |
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Your mom’s so old her date book is the Bible!!! |
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Triple K on May 15, 2005 @ 1:57 pm |
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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
CUT THE ROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Taco Bell on May 15, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
The come with free birth certificates |
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Hayley on May 16, 2005 @ 11:22 am |
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Your momma is so fat that every time her beeper goes off people think shes backin up! lol |
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monkeyrichard on May 16, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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ya mommas so fat wen she wore a yellow rain coat everybody yelled taxie
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SEXY on May 16, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT .................UGFDKYTESYTDS |
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james on May 17, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
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your mums soooo fat we ran out of petrol going around her we even had a sub tank |
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hayley n chantel on May 17, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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ur mum is that poor when she ran out of electricy she was walkin down the street beggin for more money and she found a battery shuvered it up her arse n shoutered IVE GOT THE POWER
brap brap!!!
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hayley n chantel on May 17, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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ur mum is that fat wen she tryed to get through the door she got stuck n started singin IVE GOTTA GET THROUGH DIZ!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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dik on May 17, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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ur mums so fat she makes u look fin aka tom garner
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Llstnr101 on May 17, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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ya mama so stupid on a job apllicatin under education she put hooked on phonics |
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nemo on May 19, 2005 @ 4:08 am |
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your mum’s so fat she play’s pool with the planets. all jokes
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unknown on May 19, 2005 @ 7:12 am |
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ur mama is so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck |
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unknown on May 19, 2005 @ 7:13 am |
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ur mama is so fat when whales see her they sing we are family |
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dude sick on May 19, 2005 @ 7:45 am |
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your muma is sooo fat that she went to hope on the bus and asked a little boy to hope up so she could sit down and the boy said can u plz hope up soooo every body can sit down lol =[)
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dAbIlStA on May 19, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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YOUR MUM IS SO FAT THT THE EARTH ORBITS HER |
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jami on May 20, 2005 @ 2:07 am |
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your mummas so fat that when she went to a stipper clup they paid her to keep her cloths on !!!! |
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johnson nguyen on May 20, 2005 @ 7:55 am |
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your mum is soo fat that when she hav sex she give directions |
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catwoman28 on May 20, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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your mama is so stupid that she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order!!!! lol |
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osem dood on May 21, 2005 @ 12:03 am |
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youre muma is soooo fat wene she went to bed she brock the bed lol.
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la la la33 on May 21, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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your momma is so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and the kiddies said.............school bus!! |
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tiodor doni on May 21, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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your mum is so poor she cant even pay attention |
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tiodor doni on May 21, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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your mum is so poor she cant even pay attention |
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cody on May 21, 2005 @ 11:10 pm |
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your mama is so stupid she got a wheel chair and some sand paper she said ’look im a rough rider.
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cody on May 21, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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your mama is so stupid she sat and stared at a bottle of orange juice for 20 minutes because it sayed concentrate. |
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cody on May 21, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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your moma is so fat the space shuttle landed on her cuz they thought she was the moon.
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cody on May 21, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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your mamas like SUBWAY EAT FRESH!
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Spam frm England on May 23, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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take this 1 fat people......... i live in england....i got a letter from my cusin in australia saying 2 remove your mums belly from her house coz itz taking up all the room!!!!!!!! |
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zane on May 25, 2005 @ 2:10 am |
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yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
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beckyxx on May 25, 2005 @ 6:42 am |
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ya is so fat she needs a VCR as a beeper
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rabz on May 25, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
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your mums so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales |
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AMY N MICA ROC 4EVA on May 25, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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Yo Mama’s so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. |
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popz on June 3, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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ur mamas sooooo fat er tits knock er out every time she runs!! (well try 2 neway) |
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