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YO MOMMA!!!!
Posted by: Caleb on April 28, 2005 @ 11:10 pm

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Yo Momma so black that when she gets in the car the oil light pops on.

Yo Momma so fat she plays the Base drum with her boobs.

Yo momma is so fat and dirty she looks like a muddy hippo.

Yo momma


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From: sucks on April 29, 2005 @ 8:00 pm
Comment: it sucks

From: dgdhd on April 29, 2005 @ 8:01 pm
Comment: it sucks dick and fuck pussy

From: candy on April 30, 2005 @ 12:28 am
Comment: Sorry but it sucks

From: danielle on April 30, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: them jokes are stupid dawg sry

From: jimmy moon on May 1, 2005 @ 11:59 am
Comment: golly gee buddy those jokes are off tha HEEZEEZ! sike

From: lizzy on May 1, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: that was the dumbest shit i ever heard in my life

From: shannon lawrence on May 1, 2005 @ 6:01 pm
Comment: its stupid

From: Dru on May 1, 2005 @ 10:54 pm
Comment: WUZ THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY



IT FUCKIN SUCD

From: crap on May 1, 2005 @ 11:08 pm
Comment: yo momma so bald she looks like she has no hair!

From: aaron on May 2, 2005 @ 9:29 am
Comment: whoever feels the need to use caps lock up there also needs to learn how to spell.

From: steves ass on May 2, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: i like donkey sex want to buy me a donkey??? plz i cant afford tit

From: dess on May 2, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Comment: niki corrie is so fat that she makes free willyook skinny
niki corrie is so fat that she makes the sun look like pluto
niki corrie is so fat that she the solor system look like bacteria


From: joker on May 2, 2005 @ 8:00 pm
Comment: kristyna secen thinks tylor is so hot even though he is ugly
people like kristyna give white trash a bad name
krissi thinks louis is sexy
krissi likes eating pickles if you get what i mean
krissi thinks jesse mulkay is sexy and wants to do him
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to funny for t.v.



From: joker on May 2, 2005 @ 8:00 pm
Comment: kristyna secen thinks tylor is so hot even though he is ugly
people like kristyna give white trash a bad name
krissi thinks louis is sexy
krissi likes eating pickles if you get what i mean
krissi thinks jesse mulkay is sexy and wants to do him
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to funny for t.v.



From: SKUNTIK on May 2, 2005 @ 10:01 pm
Comment: HAHA NOT FUNNY

From: macca on May 3, 2005 @ 7:13 am
Comment: joker ur nan is dead and ur nans got aids u fat flump ur mars tha fat she sat on a rainbow and the skittles popped out u fat PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

From: Toby Jury on May 5, 2005 @ 7:26 am
Comment: o m g guys!!! thts the best thing EVER!!!!
me and my bf adam soliman (adam_soliman@hotmail.com) just love the comments and cant thank u guys enough for making adam giggle before we have sex at ur jks!! i love u all (K)(L)

From: rfqfqdqwed;wq on May 5, 2005 @ 7:27 am
Comment: ,olm;niouonrE?mgv ebvr

From: MR.BLACKY on May 6, 2005 @ 5:19 am
Comment: I HATE YOUR MOM CUS SHES BLACK N I HATE OIL CUS ITS BLACK

From: D.mob on May 6, 2005 @ 3:14 pm
Comment: let me tell you one thing your dry and so are your joke aight.?????

From: Sexy on May 8, 2005 @ 12:53 am
Comment: All ya’ll trippin’. And the jokes r lame so 2 the person that wrote them "get a knew hobby."
Cause u ain’t funny. Peace out

From: sarah on May 8, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
Comment: thise jokes r more rubbish than rubbish its self

From: sarah agian on May 8, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: rubbishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

From: dwayne on May 9, 2005 @ 2:36 pm
Comment: this iz the craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt dis ever plus itz racist

From: shank the moon on May 10, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
Comment: G: knock knock

B; whos ther?

G: little boy blue

B: little boy blue who?

G: michael jackson!!!!!!!!
















ha now that was fuckin funny

From: YO BITCH MAY 10 on May 11, 2005 @ 12:43 am
Comment: Stupidass wigger, take my advice and try never to tell a joke, and you fuckin’ rascist that joke is
piece of $#!t like YO momma bitch

From: Karla on May 11, 2005 @ 4:09 pm
Comment: Shank the Moon, your joke sucked just as much

From: mariah @2:35pm on May 19, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: yall jokes waz the lamest jokes i eva heard in ma life dum hoes u could hav said somthin about
u is so ugly u make freddy cugar look like j.lo i mean that is more funny then that shit yall put on
there stupid bicthes damn dum ass people who eva worte this pice of shit. and dont talk about black people u
stupid dum bitch. any caments halla at yo gurl!

From: tz on May 20, 2005 @ 5:12 pm
Comment: it fucking sucks

   
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