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Posted by: Swedish on April 30, 2005 @ 4:57 pm
Yo’momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo’momma so fat when she sings, it’s over! .
Yo’momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo. .
Yo’momma so fat when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats! .
Yo’momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. .
Yo’momma so fat when she turns around its her birthday. .
Yo’momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. .
Yo’momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. .
Yo’momma so fat when she walks she leaves snail tracks.... .
Yo’momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" .
Yo’momma so fat when she wears a Malcom-X t-shirt, helicopters land on her..
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| From: |
Sknk62390 on May 3, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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hey your jokes are very funny! |
| From: |
gurtude on May 4, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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your jkes i really really good.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................NOT!!! u asshole |
| From: |
fatass on May 5, 2005 @ 10:18 am |
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK you ass hole wanker |
| From: |
jerry maguire on May 6, 2005 @ 7:49 am |
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wot a mole!!! |
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Kalamamzoo on May 6, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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your mom is so fat when she puts a red shirt on people think shes a stop sign!!!!!!! |
| From: |
laura on May 9, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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very gud very gud
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| From: |
adeel ahsan on May 10, 2005 @ 9:37 pm |
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iyour jokes were so bad i think you gave me cancer |
| From: |
al... on May 11, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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there okay
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| From: |
Karla on May 11, 2005 @ 4:05 pm |
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your jokes were so lame and played out |
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Karla on May 11, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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your jokes were so lame and played out |
| From: |
laydee unique on May 11, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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youre jokes are swag
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tank on May 12, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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ur jokes r lame i heard a cucumber tell me a better joke.... u asshole
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| From: |
ste on May 13, 2005 @ 4:58 pm |
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rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
rob on May 14, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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kalamamzoo you suck donkey dick |
| From: |
Jimmy Crossway on May 16, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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your jokes were the worst jokes iv ever heard u must be a redneck to write these kinds of jokes |
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u suck on May 17, 2005 @ 9:11 pm |
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i hate these jokes that i trew them out the window and the next day i had nothing to look at god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u suck
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| From: |
bob on May 18, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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Your mum is so fat every time her mobile rings people think shes reversing |
| From: |
nena on May 28, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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ur joke suck dick |
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mike/tanner on May 30, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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ur jokes suck fat floppy donkey dick
and u probably came out ur dads ass with hott cum all over u |
| From: |
jake on June 4, 2005 @ 9:04 am |
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i just agree with the two ppl in front of me |
| From: |
someone on June 9, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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man i think some of you people need to lay off the cuss words in your stupid little comments..... what do you think they make you sound cool or something? |
| From: |
mr bigg on June 10, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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yo momma’s so fat i bet if i cut hah veins open she bleeds chocolate milk.
yo man , those jokes was good |
| From: |
dan @ on June 16, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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your jokes are older then your mothers dick, and she is 95. here is one, your mother is soo fat she got diagnosed with flesh eatins disease and got 13 years to live. |
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kelly.b on June 27, 2005 @ 6:16 am |
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the person before me u think ur really good & u think ur so five star but your lame !!!!!! |
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