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A few jokes form this side of the atlant
Posted by: Londoner on May 3, 2005 @ 4:55 pm
Your "mom" is so stupid she died of starvation in a supermarket
Your "mom" is so fat they once thought she was the centre of the universe
Your "mom" is so fat last time she went to the zoo they locked her in
Your "mom" is so fat she wears boxers as thongs
Your "mom" is so fat shes been banned from buffets
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P.S. sorry if some of them are old or have been posted before. |
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kalamazoo on May 6, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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your mom is so fat the cops and armys put up as a sheld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
EmiLy on May 7, 2005 @ 2:39 am |
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aLL the5e jokez are wacK a5 heLL!! |
| From: |
Sapoloco on May 8, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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Fucking funny all of them |
| From: |
laura on May 9, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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your jokes were mint your mum is so fat if she painted herself green the would think she woz shrek n yuor mum is so fat she has to have a ship for herself to take her across the sea |
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Londoner on May 10, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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Cheers for the safe comments, nice joke about shrek.....ill rememba dat one.
heres one i just heard
your mum is so fat she has to go to a vet instead of a docs.
a bit shit i know |
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Londoner on May 10, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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Your mum is so fat all the doors in your house are arched. |
| From: |
Karla on May 11, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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Londoner, i thought your joke was the funniest |
| From: |
TANK on May 11, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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LONDONER.... THAT WAS VERY....... FUCKIN STUPID |
| From: |
RandomAss on May 11, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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Yo Momma so poor she went to four seasons and could only afford three!
...whatever... -_-’ |
| From: |
DAVID on May 12, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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YO MOM IS SO STUPID SHE WENT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIR THE MAN ASKED HER WUT HER NAME WUZ AND SHE ASKED FOR 50|50 |
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???? on May 14, 2005 @ 10:22 am |
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yo momma is like a door handel..... everyone gets a turn!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
casey wut wut on May 15, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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your moms sooo fat, she finaly died from a flesh eating disease she got..... 14 years ago. |
| From: |
huan ker on May 18, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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ur gran is so fat she has er own time zone |
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River and alex on May 20, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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your mom is so pour wen i went in her front door i tripped out the back one
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Drew on June 4, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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dude you suck at telling jokes. just suck. . .im disappointed. . i cant even type im soo disappointed in you |
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*+*SeXy*+* on July 4, 2005 @ 12:58 am |
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UR JOKE WAS DUMB HERE’S A BETTER 1
UR MOMMAS HOUSE IS SO DIRTY THEY BE KAKAROACHES RIDING AROUND ON DUNE BUGGIES
UR SO DUMB U THREW A ROCK AT THE GROUND AND MISSED
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