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Your Moma So Fat
Posted by: Alex Tew on May 4, 2005 @ 11:12 pm
| Your moma is so fat that when she tries to walk through the door i have grease her up and hold a box of twinkies on the other side to get her through!!! |
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matthew lewis on May 5, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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yo momma is so fat when she tries to get through the door she breakes it!!!!!! |
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samuel on May 5, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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your moma is so fat when she play for miami dolphin they put her as quater-back |
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me on May 6, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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mattew lewis’s mom is so fat when she bends over everyone thinks it’s a full eclipse. |
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hi on May 6, 2005 @ 3:38 am |
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your moma so ugly you could’ve sworn she was michael jackson’s twin |
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richie on May 6, 2005 @ 7:45 am |
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your mama so fat, that wen she goes in the bath, i have to grease the sides before a fat ass can get it. |
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yassine bencherki on May 6, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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dat was halerious and i luvvvvvvvvv dick!!!!!! |
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yassine bencherki on May 6, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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yu ho its me again. mrs. y 2 da e. well jus droppin by to tell all guys dat i’m willing and anxious to suck dick jus holler at me |
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mike rexroad on May 6, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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sure i’ll let chu suck me off. i’ve been in tha argus house fo’ 2 long and i want a good lookin guy ta get my juices all over thier lips |
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Manny on May 7, 2005 @ 2:29 am |
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Yo moms so ugly when i saw her face i layed down and died |
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Manny on May 7, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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your moms so short when she sits on a curb she can swing her legs |
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bob on May 7, 2005 @ 3:41 am |
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your mum so fat she once on a seafood diet. . .whenever she saw food she ate it |
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bob on May 7, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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your mum so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arms |
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poop 1 on May 7, 2005 @ 1:54 pm |
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POOP 2 |
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katie on May 8, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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your momma is so fat that your father doesn’t want to sleep with her |
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SJ on May 8, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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UR MAMAS SO FAT THAT SHES FAT |
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ali m on May 9, 2005 @ 1:25 pm |
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your momas so fat that wen she got hit by a bus she said who threw dat stone |
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Big D on May 9, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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your ma is so fat, when she saw a bus load of white kids she said "Hey stop that twinkie" |
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julia lantow on May 9, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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your mom is so fat the last time is saw 90210 was on the scale!! |
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courtney anderson on May 10, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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all yer mommas are huge!!!!! ha funny joke huh? i kno thank u i made this one up myslef!!!!!! yo momma is so (huge) when she ate she got enormas!!!! lol ha ha im so good! ur joke is ok! |
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Marvin on May 10, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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Your mamma .so dimd she got hit by a park car |
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Marvin on May 10, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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Your mom is so dimd she got lock in a food srore she srv.to deth |
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Marvin on May 10, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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Your mom is so dimd she got lock in a food srore she srv.to deth |
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clown4u on May 11, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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u mom is so fat and dum she went to dr.dre for a lipo sution. |
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clown4u on May 11, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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ricky cook shaged a fat teddy wat a bummer!!! |
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clown4u on May 11, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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ohhht prick krazy klown you suck dick fo under a buck fifty twat... |
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call me on May 11, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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want some pussy all over KENT
HARDCORE SEX
call:07745660590
i mite fell a bit confused just give me your address and mob number. |
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TANK on May 11, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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HAHA.....ALL YOU JACK ASS SUCK ASS THE BEST PART OF THIS SHIT IS WHEN IT FINISHED..........yassine bencherki NEXT TIME LEAVE A NUM.... |
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ryan on May 13, 2005 @ 7:39 am |
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your mum is so fat when I had so draw a picture of her the page was’nt big enoth |
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jonathan donaghue on May 13, 2005 @ 8:38 am |
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hi evry 1 im a ginger beard so ring me on 01740655566 |
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jessica on May 13, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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your mama’s so fat that when she goes to the bathroon she poops the size of hong kong’s boob |
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Bell Bell on May 17, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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Yo mama’s so fat when she was at school she sat beside EVERYBODY!!!! |
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Kayla Murray on May 17, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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Let me tell you something!!! All of your mommas are fucking stupid and you are too. And quit trying to act black. Some of yall need to im me on aol @THScuite37620. C-ya |
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Kayla Murray on May 17, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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Let me tell you something!!! All of your mommas are fucking stupid and you are too. And quit trying to act black. Some of yall need to im me on aol @THScuite37620. C-ya |
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Kayla Murray on May 17, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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Let me tell you something!!! All of your mommas are fucking stupid and you are too. And quit trying to act black. Some of yall need to im me on aol @THScuite37620. C-ya |
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Kayla Murray on May 17, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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Let me tell you something!!! All of your mommas are fucking stupid and you are too. And quit trying to act black. Some of yall need to im me on aol @THScuite37620. C-ya |
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vannessa Murray on May 17, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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Let me tell you something!!! All of your mommas are fucking stupid and you are too. And quit trying to act black. Some of yall need to im me on aol @THScuite37620. C-ya |
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delany crooks on May 17, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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Kayla Murray wow ur black so am iwell naaa! email me MASTERDICHEAD7799@hotmail.com |
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ADHD tim on May 17, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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Your moms fat............................................................... snicker |
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brad on May 17, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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damn all these jokes suck
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BreanneTR on May 17, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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Well your mama so fat that she stepped on a dollar and made change |
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Dazd on May 17, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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Yo mamas so fat that when she fell out of bed your daddy thought the earth moved. |
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Dazd on May 17, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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Yo mamas so fat that she rolled over in bed one night and your daddy wasnt seen again till she wiped her ass. |
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darius on May 17, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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yo mamma is so fat she sat on arainbow and made skittles |
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darius on May 17, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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Nappy headed skally wag-ain’t got no hair in da back,bald headed skittle diddle -ain’t got no hair in da middle,fire flame fire flame yo hair must be in pain,reeses pieces buttercup-yo hair look jackedup |
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fuck on May 19, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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fuck up bitch |
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billy bob joe on May 20, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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ur momma so fat she needs an extra push for her privat jet |
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ELLA *N* AMY!! on May 21, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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haha ur all fucking borin TWATS 2#%5!!!!! ELLA AND AMY R SEXY ASS MANCHESTER BITCHES 4EVA !!!!!!!! |
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chris wilson on May 21, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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yo moma is so hairy she has afros on her tits |
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anthony on May 23, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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your mommas so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish bitches |
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BRAD DUTY on May 24, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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UR MOMAS SO FAT SHE PUT ON A YELLOW RAIN COAT AND WENT BUNJIE JUMPING AND EVERY BODY THOUGHT THE SUN WAS FALLING |
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brett on May 24, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
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ur momma is so fat when she went missing she took up all four sides of the milk carton |
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fuck me on May 26, 2005 @ 2:37 am |
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u r all lesbians that lick each others pussys and than say u want more!!!!!!!!!! |
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*A*L*E*X on June 8, 2005 @ 9:13 am |
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ya momas so fat she broke da family tree |
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*A*L*E*X & *J*E*S*S on June 8, 2005 @ 9:15 am |
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ya mamas so fat dat when she stood next 2 a jumbojet people didnt no what 2 get in 2 |
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*A*L*E*X & *J*E*S*S on June 8, 2005 @ 9:18 am |
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ya mamas so fat they had 2 add more letters 2 the alfabet 4 her wast size
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new fannys in town on June 8, 2005 @ 9:19 am |
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any1 up 4 sex |
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MEME on June 9, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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YA’LL ARE SO FUCKING DUM NEED TO GET LIFE FOR REAL YA’LL CAN SUCK SOME BOBY BIG DICK DUM BITCH’S
KISSSSSSSSS MY ASSSSSSSSSSS
BITCH’S |
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bobby ass wipe on June 9, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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yo mommas so fat she got baptized at seaworld
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Chloe n Amy !! on June 12, 2005 @ 4:41 am |
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SHE DINT YA PAKI!!
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hi on June 13, 2005 @ 6:38 am |
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suck dick people |
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rosie freeman on June 14, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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yo mums so fat that her brest milk didnt produce propley and it came out as pouder |
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Red Kneck on June 14, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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Your momas like a vakyoom cleener. She sucks, blows, and gets lade in the closit |
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sara on June 17, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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your mum is so fat that i run around her 2 times and got lost |
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alexandra miranda on June 17, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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alexandra june 17 ,2005 at 6;49
your mama is so ugly that whent she joinded a ugly contest, they told her ’sorry’, no proficional.
i like someone his name is rayman |
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alexandra miranda on June 17, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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your mama is so ugly that whent she whent to rob a bank she dind’t have to were a mask.’’ she jest went in and said put tha money in bag.
i love you rayman alot i miss you i cant wait into sunday |
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james on June 20, 2005 @ 3:01 am |
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your mummas so fat she uses the twin tower as a dildo
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young blood on June 21, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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fuck you bitches |
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young blood on June 21, 2005 @ 7:05 pm |
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yo mama is so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.
and fuck you bitches |
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young blood on June 21, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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any bitches that want dick hola. |
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N.W.A on June 21, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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scott k. is a bitch |
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WEEDMAN on June 22, 2005 @ 2:33 am |
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YO FUCK YO |
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Ethan Smith on June 22, 2005 @ 2:39 am |
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fuck u weed man fuck black power East Coast Bloods!!!!!!!! |
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gdfgfdbfsdg on June 22, 2005 @ 2:40 am |
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sgfgdhdsfgdfh |
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fred on June 25, 2005 @ 3:12 am |
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your momma so fuckin fat she jumps though wall and yells kool aid bitch |
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badgurl on June 25, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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yo momas armpits r sooo hairy i thought she had bob marley in a headlock
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badgurl on June 25, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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yo momas armpits r sooo hairy i thought she had bob marley in a headlock
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badgurl on June 25, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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yo momaz so old that wen i told her 2 act her age she died
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badgurl on June 25, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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yo momaz so old that the milk in her breasts has turned into cheese
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badgurl on June 25, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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and btw FUK Y’ALL MUTHER FUKAS ON THIS SHIT SITE
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???? on June 25, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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yo mama is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people she said stop that twinkie!!!! |
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???? on June 25, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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yo mama is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people she said stop that twinkie!!!! |
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!!!!! on September 24, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
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your moma is so fat that when she walks down the street in a yellow rain coat people shout taxi
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Cathryn on September 24, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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your mamas so fat that when she wheres yellow people call out taxi |
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bIg BoSs on October 4, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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heh heh.....................
me liky PORNO |
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Drew on October 7, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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yo momas so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles poped out |
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