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Your Fat Moma
Posted by: Alex Tew on May 4, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
| Your moma is so fat, yesterday i was walking and got stuck behind her and when i tried to go around her i got lost |
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Sara on May 6, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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That’s stupid |
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mist a on May 9, 2005 @ 11:19 am |
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your mum is so fat, she slod her house 2 pay up her morgage |
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laura on May 9, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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that woz a gud joke lol |
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laura on May 9, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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that woz a gud joke lol |
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laura on May 9, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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that woz a gud joke lol |
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courtney glomstad on May 10, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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please dont make fun of fat people! my momma is not fat..... i wude love to have the world love eachother please lets all be skinny and be friends........ |
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Karla on May 11, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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That joke was so lame and it basically just sucked |
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nednej on May 11, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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derb |
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TANK on May 11, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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THAT JOKE SUCKED ASS.... MISTA’S DUM ASS NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND COURTNEY NEEDS TO SHUT UP.........
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tony on May 11, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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your mamma so fat she got stuck in the air when she jumped |
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lucian young on May 12, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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that was shit ive seen better jokes in a second hand shop |
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lee taylor on May 12, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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all u muda fuckers out there cant tell a joke 2 save ur mommas fat life |
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david colier on May 12, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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my mommos a man dont take the piss u fuckin dad shagers |
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ashley baker on May 12, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
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and my mums a spastic |
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Jay on May 12, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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Your momma so fat when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet |
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CMG on May 13, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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DAMN U |
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amie on May 13, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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yo mama is sooo fat, that se ha to iron her pants in the driveway |
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Ian White on May 13, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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Its mom not mum u irish drunk lowlifes |
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jessie weed may14 on May 14, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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your momma is so fat when she put on her black/white bathing suit the whales sang we are family
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jk on May 14, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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your momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow t-shirt and jumped off a cliff everybody thought it was sunset |
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i've got 1 better 4u on May 15, 2005 @ 12:03 am |
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yo mamas so fat, i was in a deep sleep and the bitch broke when she went to bed |
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shack on May 16, 2005 @ 4:01 am |
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that is is shit
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guy on May 16, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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THANK YOU TANK...SHUT THE HELL UP COURTNEY |
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6th grader on May 17, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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yo, ur mamas SO fat when she wears high hills she strikes oil! |
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Matt the koke weaver on May 22, 2005 @ 8:31 am |
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that one by mist tew was mega sh**, so here are a few more i made up:
Yo momas so fat she needs hammock to hold her tits up
Yo momas so fat, when she went to the sizzler the bitch got a group discount!
Yo moma so fat she boarded an airplane and it turned into a submarine
Yo mamas so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn
Yo mamas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles! |
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guy on May 22, 2005 @ 8:34 am |
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NICE ONES MATT, NEVER HEARD THEM THEM B4... |
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courtney loves joe on May 26, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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i love my little joe.. he is so cute! i love his moustas!!!! ME WANT HIM! |
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chuck taylors on May 27, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
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wow courtney listen 2 them shut the fuck up ur annoying |
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andy on May 27, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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thats not funny this is your mams soooo fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil lol |
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andy on May 27, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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or your mams soooo fat she puts her belt on with a boomarang lol lol |
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andy on May 27, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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your mams breff smells that bad that when she breaths out her teeth duck
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anon on May 30, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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yo mamas so fat when she got stuck in the doorway she said i gotta get through thi i gotta get thorugh this |
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BIG_COK on May 31, 2005 @ 2:52 am |
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IAN WHITES A DIK HEA ITS BOTH MOM AND MUM, MUM IS THE AUSSIE VERSION AND TO U `AMERICANS` ITS MOM GET DIKWAD |
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Chloe n Amy !! on May 31, 2005 @ 9:15 am |
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nah she dint stop lyin!! ney lads wana chat 2 2 sexi ass manchester bitches add ellaxnxamy@msn.com!!
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Chloe n Amy !! on May 31, 2005 @ 9:15 am |
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nah she dint stop lyin!! ney lads wana chat 2 2 sexi ass manchester bitches add ellaxnxamy@msn.com!!
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david flores on May 31, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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that relly sucked my sis is 5 and she has better jokes !!!!! |
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FRANCESCA on June 2, 2005 @ 10:00 am |
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HI IM 12 AND I HAVE A SISTER
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Forest Trenary on June 2, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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u’r mom is so fat se went sweming and she saw a wail it started singing we are family even though u’r fater than me. |
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Forest Trenary on June 2, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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u’r mom is so fat she went past the t.v and i mest 4 shows |
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Fu ck u bitch on June 22, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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ur all fat arnt u |
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