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~*~Ur mOm~*~
Posted by: Macie on May 16, 2005 @ 3:41 pm
ur mom is so fat that when god said let there be light , he said get ur mom out of the way
ur mom so fat when she has a bath she has to get in then fill up the water |
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clown4u on May 18, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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yr mom is so fat she got stuvk in the cinamas doors |
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booo on May 19, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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ur mom suck
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james on May 20, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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You mum is so fat that when she walks down the street with he "X" files top on helicpoters try land on her |
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james on May 20, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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Your mum is so fat that when she gets on the weighing scale her favourite tv show come up.......90210!! |
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james on May 20, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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Your mum is so fat that she fell in love she broke it |
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budhabanger on May 21, 2005 @ 10:05 am |
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ur mom is so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion |
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Rola on May 22, 2005 @ 12:58 am |
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Yo ur mom is so fat that when she sat on 1 side of the couch the other side went up |
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jack on May 23, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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your mom is so fat when she gets in the bath it over flows with one drop of water in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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jack on May 23, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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your mom is so fat when she gets in the bath it over flows with one drop of water in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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corey w. on May 24, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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YO MOMMA,so fat shes on both sides of da family! |
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bobby on May 25, 2005 @ 9:48 pm |
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your moma so fat when she steps on a dog tail they name it beaver |
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fuck you moma it is on May 25, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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your mom has big hooters |
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good on May 25, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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good
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xXbeckiXx on May 26, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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uR MuM Is sO FaT ThAt wEn sHe pUtS A YeLlOw dReSs oN PeOpLe sHoUt tAxI!!!!!! |
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wanka on May 26, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Yer mommas sooo fat but i shagged her anyways :D:D
In rply so a mommas so fat joke say
Well your mummas soo fat she ate my mum |
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Darion Boswell on May 26, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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Your mama sucks my dick
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ur mom on May 26, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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james mom is fat butt
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Chino on May 27, 2005 @ 12:33 am |
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Ur mom iz so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!!! |
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Chino on May 27, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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Ur mom iz like a doorknob everybody gets a turn!!!!! |
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Chino on May 27, 2005 @ 12:36 am |
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Ur mom iz so fat, when she goes to enland in awhite and black shirt the all go "futbol!" "Futbol!" |
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Chino on May 27, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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Ur mom iz like a pair of gloves everybody puts their fingers in them!!!! |
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Chino on May 27, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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ur mom was so fat she had to move out when she was 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Chino on May 27, 2005 @ 12:39 am |
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Ur mom is like chinese food, cheap, oily, and filled with fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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pee on May 27, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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ur momma so fat she did a backwards roll in california and ended up in the atlantic ocean |
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jiggalo on May 27, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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Ur Moma’s So Fat that when she got on the scale....it said !! |
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jiggalo on May 27, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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ur momas so fat that when she got on the scale it said one at a time please! |
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ELI N BROOKE on May 27, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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UR MOMMAS SO FAT SHE USES MEXICO AS HER TANNING BED! |
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ELI N BROOKE on May 27, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WAS WALKIN ON SKOOL PROPERTY AND SAW A YELLOW BUS WITH WHITE PPL IN IT AND SAID HEY STOP THT TWINKY
UR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WAS ON THE BRIDGE WACHIN THE WHALES AND SHE FELL IN AND THE WHALES STARTED SINGIN WE ARE FAMILY ALL MY SISTERS BROTHERS AND ME |
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Tara on May 27, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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Your mom is so fat she is FAT!! OH BURN!! |
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Henry on May 28, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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ur mommas so fat she needs a boomerang to get her belt on
Ur mommas so stupid she went to a lezzas club and came out with a man |
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tedfuzz on May 28, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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your mommas so fat she got baptised at seaworld! |
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nigga says what? on May 28, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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yo momma is so fat that she isnt skinny................................ OOOOOOOOOO STOP DROP AND ROLL CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED! |
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Sexy mother effer on May 29, 2005 @ 1:30 am |
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ur moms ass is so hairy when u came out u had RUG BURN \oh SNAP!! |
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your mom on May 29, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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your mom so fat she sat on a raimbow and skittles came out!!!! |
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your mom on May 29, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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your momma so fat her beeper went off and people thoguht nshe was backing up!!!
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SexyFox33 on May 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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Your momma is sooooooo fat, it took 9 UFO’s to upducted her!(dis) |
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MoneyBro on May 29, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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ur moms so fat ppl made a colony in her belly button |
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tsarchris on May 29, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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ya ma’s so fat she cant eat pork because its seen a cannabalism |
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midgets gone wild on May 29, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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yoooooo ur mom is so fat wen i gave her a hug i got stuck. and ur mom is soo fat she is fatter than u ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou got served some sushi i ,eam ur mom did cause shes fat |
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buttox from da hood on May 29, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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ur mommie so fat her belt size equator haha me chinese from odi hood of neverland ranch + u stepped on my pankrius |
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jerry on May 30, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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yo momma so fat that she sued REDBULL because it didnt give her wings. |
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NuZzY on May 30, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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Ur MuM’S AsS iS sO HaIrY, Its LiKe DoN KinG’s GnA PoP oUt aNd SaY "OnLy In AmErIcA!" |
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momma momma on May 30, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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ur moma is so stupid she climped over a glass wall to see the other side
ur mom is so stupid she tried to climb fifty walls, but she only climed fourty-seven walls and then got tired so she climed all the
way back |
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anonomous on May 30, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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ur mamas so ugly that when she went into labor the doctor said which end
ur mamas so poor i saw her on the street kicking a can and i asked wat she was doin and she said movin
ur mamas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
ur mamas so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window |
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me on May 30, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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ur moma so fat wen she wore a red cote ppl said,"COOLAID"
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jokekillaz on May 31, 2005 @ 12:44 am |
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ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL ur momaz r so fukin fat that wen each of them went on da scale it said to be continued and da scale was on da moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS if u don get it ur fukin retarted casue theres no gravity on da moon u fukin idiots muhahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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me on May 31, 2005 @ 4:41 am |
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ur moms so fat i thought i was in a black hole when i was fuckin her |
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grandma willy on May 31, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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go eat lots of crap this jokes are sh*t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Penis on May 31, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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Your mom is so fat that when she went bungy jumping she went straight to hell. |
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ur moms name on May 31, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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ur moms so fat she ate the rainbow skittles and all. Burn its hot |
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Ed Nezbit on May 31, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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NO FAT CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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SexIsMyAntiDrug on May 31, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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u suck my wrinkly butt hole. |
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your mum on May 31, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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fuck arse pussy smell shit stains baby fucker |
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jordan on May 31, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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ur mom is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!!! |
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FukinMomBurner on June 1, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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yor mom is so fat..... when she jumped up 4 joy she got stuck
yor mom is so fat..... when ur mom went skydiving she got stuck in the air |
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urmomas fat on June 2, 2005 @ 1:52 am |
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ur mommas so fat wen she put on hi hels she struck oil |
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d4pp3r on June 2, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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ur moms so fat that wen she was boorn the 9th planet in are solar system was invented |
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wynter on June 3, 2005 @ 7:36 am |
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ur muma so ugly she went in to a spooky house and left wid a job aplication ( it aint all bout fat baby) even know they shud all be shot
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Sexy man on June 3, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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Your mama so fat ... when i was having sex wiith her i rolled over 6 times and i was still
on her fat ass!!!!! |
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jordan on June 3, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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urmoma is so hairy u almost died of carpet burn o burn lol |
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chris on June 3, 2005 @ 7:57 pm |
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that joked sucked...
ur mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said time to go running you fat ass
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ur 3rd cousin on June 3, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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ur mom is sluty she is like a door nob evry1 gets a turn on her |
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sexyia dan ur mom on June 4, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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ur mum is os fat she uses a matres as a maxi pad |
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Matt on June 4, 2005 @ 5:34 pm |
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Ur mom is so fat that she has to wear 2 watches because she takes up 2 time zones!!!!!!! |
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Matt on June 4, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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Ur mom is so fat , people run around her for exercise :)
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lilgirl 13457 on June 4, 2005 @ 9:11 pm |
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stupid bitches all of them r stupid
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uptown kid on June 7, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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all of ur moms can suck my dick |
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kim n lisa on September 23, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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ur mummas so FAT that when she is on her period she uses a pillow as a tampon |
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kim n lisa on September 23, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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ur mums soooo fat big bens her only friend |
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