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Posted by: Jamal on May 21, 2005 @ 7:31 pm
| Your momma’s so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again |
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Georgie on May 25, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
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Your momma’s so fat when she was eating she fininsh all the food. |
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bazza on May 25, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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Your mumma’s so fat she fell down the Grand Canyion and got stuck
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bazza on May 25, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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youre so fat and stupid when you cut your self with safety scissors you oosed gravey
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LOSER123 on May 25, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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THEY ALL SUCKED ASS UFUCKEN IDIOTS WOW U GUYS NEED TO LOOK SOME JOKES UP |
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playa88 on May 25, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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your joke sucked ass fuckface |
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P.I.M.P 69 on May 25, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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your fuckin jokes are all fuckin weak as shit |
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Ur fat ass mom on May 25, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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Ur jokes suck my balls u fat peice of shit |
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kirsten on May 25, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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you guys are sexy |
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bobby on May 25, 2005 @ 10:10 pm |
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smell my finger what is that that when you become a man doffy . well smell my finger eww what is that ass |
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illy on May 25, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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smell my finger what is that when you become a man doffy well smell my finger ewwww what is that my ass
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timi on May 25, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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your all fucking stupid!!! fuck all yo momma’s!!!! |
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James on May 26, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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Your mom is so damn fat, that when it came time to deliver you at the hospital the docters had to get the jaws of life to open her legs!!!!! |
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yahyah on May 26, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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Man yo jokes are so fuckin lame! alll yall hoes dat wrote dim jokes need to find another way to use yo time cuz jokes not yo thing.stupid ass cracks uhhhhh |
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The Realist on May 26, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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Yo momma so fat she could put a buffet resturant out of business.
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Darion Boswell on May 26, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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suck my dick bicth
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madtowne_folks on May 26, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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yo mama is so fat hahahahahaha koj mama that this joke u made sucks ass and suck dick hahah and u bitch hahahhaha fawk yah suckers hahhahaha |
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lauren on May 27, 2005 @ 5:17 am |
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yo mommas so fat that she has to iron her nickers on the driveway |
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The Grim Raper on May 27, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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your all fucking lame first of all for your fucking pathetic comments and second for thinking anyone on the web cares what the fuck you think!! i will leave you all with a unrelated joke to the topic but its better than any of this,
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re dead. |
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demon on May 27, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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all of the peps thats telling these jokes r fucking white wannabes
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kk to the izzle on May 27, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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ur momma so fat she need the whole world as her bed |
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kk ti the izzle on May 27, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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ur momma is so fat she made one step and the world fell apart |
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KMA on May 27, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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this is stupid but umm your momma is so fat she sat in the truck and it disappeared |
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some guy on May 27, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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i know im sexy, these jokes suck!! |
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OGC87 on May 28, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK AT JOKES AND IF U WANNA STEP COME DOWN HERE ON 3RD STREET IN COMPTON SO I CAN CAP UR ASS |
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u sure on May 28, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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U WANNA FUKIN BET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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nick on May 28, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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you guy all can suck my 3 foot dick |
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the clit on May 28, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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ur ma is like a bowling ball 3 fingers fuck her down da lane and she always comes back 4 more |
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Kurrupt_88 on May 28, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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Ur momma is so fat she uses the whole country of mexico as her tanning bed |
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Kurrupt_88 on May 28, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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Ur momma is so fat she uses the whole country of mexico as her tanning bed |
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tim your nigga on May 28, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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all u guys are so pissy i though it was good |
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koon boy on May 29, 2005 @ 7:29 am |
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good joke sounds like ya muma |
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jacob on May 29, 2005 @ 9:28 am |
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jacob was here |
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jacob on May 29, 2005 @ 9:32 am |
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im to cool for these jokes |
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the critic on May 29, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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all of u who made comments except for the grim raper are fucking idiots dumd ass bitches |
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cassy on May 29, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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yo mamma so fat that when train arrived 2 pick her up she had 2 ask 4 a bigger ride |
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Sunny Sodhi on May 30, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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i love milfs |
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deathisgod on May 31, 2005 @ 3:09 am |
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your mom is so tallwhen she triped in michagn she hit she hit her head in florida |
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margret on May 31, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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hi mom |
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jake on May 31, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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ur mum is sooo stupid, she took a doughnut back just coz it had a hole in it
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hot babe on May 31, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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nice one jake i think that is funny |
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hotter babe on May 31, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
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wat up |
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gaby on June 1, 2005 @ 4:29 am |
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u gringos have no sense of humor...my god this is stupid (sin ofender nacionalidad claro
esta) |
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UHHH on June 3, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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WANT A DOUGHNUT FATTY FAT FATTERSON |
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kamrAN on June 3, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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FOK U UR JOKES STINK LIKE SHIT JUST LYK U
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flamers suck on June 4, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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wats the difference between a bland and a calculator?
a blond can work in the dark hahaha |
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dont worry about it on June 6, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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Nigga or cracka that was alright |
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LELE on June 6, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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YOU SO FAT WHEN YOU WAS GOING TO THE DOCTOR YO MOM HAD TO GIVE YOU A BAG OF CHIPS SO YOU WON’T BE SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LELE on June 6, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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YOU LOOK LIKE A BURT NECK BONE |
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dad on June 6, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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dis jock rocks
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dad on June 6, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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joke* |
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Bob on June 6, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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hahah pretty funny |
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Hyper@Flame.com on June 7, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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well guys how about this yo mamma soooo fat that at school she sat next to everyone |
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Hyper@Flame.com on June 7, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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yo mamma so skinny when she turned sideways she would disappear
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Hyper@Flame.com on June 7, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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hey bitches hear this one yo mamma soooooo fat that when she went for a swim a blue whale came up to her and said’’’ we are family’’’ |
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thick gangie on June 8, 2005 @ 8:01 am |
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two abo’s in a car....whos the driver?.......................................A POLICE MAN!! |
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hellas OLE OLE OLE!! on June 8, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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thick gangie OLE OLE OLE OLEEEE HELLAS!!!!!!!!
whats the meaning of embarrasment?
when you have a boner, and you walk into the wall and break your nose first!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA :p add me on msn BaYb_GanGstAa351@hotmail.com
ANDD GOO DE GREEKS! SKASSE 2 ALL DE FUKHEDS BOUTZO KEFALI |
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bling bling on June 8, 2005 @ 1:49 pm |
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ur mom is so fat once she was wearing a red dress people though she was a double decker bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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l33TpRICK on June 8, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT... YOUR FUCKING JOKES ARE LAME AS FUCK... NICE LIFE LOSERS |
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Hyper H20 on June 9, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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hey bitches what’s up cause yo mamma’s are so fat that when she wears a bingo bag it looks like she’ wearing a g string!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and you mama’s soooooooooooo fat that when she died there was’nt enough room in heaven for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ahhh on June 11, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Hyper H20 on June 14, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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You bitch |
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pimp on June 17, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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fuck all you dum ass people youdumass bitch |
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booo on June 18, 2005 @ 5:01 am |
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i hate ure joke it stupidddddd |
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mymomma on September 26, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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ur mama so fat when she step on a dollar it turned into 4 quarters |
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