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Posted by: Jack on June 1, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
ur mommas so fat she doesn’t hav a period she has an exclamation mark
ur mommas so fat when she bends over we loose an hour of day time
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samantha on June 2, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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your mums so fat she comes from both side of the family |
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Daniel Solis on June 2, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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Hey samantha that was a funny ass joke you should write one on this website and you still havent given me some information on how to be funny. write back please..
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mr.z on June 3, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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samantha FYI ur not funny |
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David Manley on June 3, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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its not like their are very many fat jokes left so if you want to get technical about it none of these are funny |
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HAYLEY on June 3, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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THATS PRETTY GOOD BUT .......................... NOT THAT GOOD |
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victoria on June 3, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
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if you want to talk about my momma then ill talk about yours your momma is so fat when she went to get in the car to go to curves her tires popped and her car blew up from her hevy gas |
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beautiful on June 4, 2005 @ 11:16 am |
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ur pretty cool i guess |
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Samantha on June 4, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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your mammas so fat when she asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean |
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lilly on June 5, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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i think this joke is bad becasue its boring |
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hunnibee on June 5, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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this joke is crap it is as bad as you |
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chaz on June 6, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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that joke was really funny if u would add a lil bit more to it or make up another one it would be even better |
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Bryan on June 6, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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chaz that wasn’t that funny u dumbfuck |
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tip187 on June 9, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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fak yall but can i have somebodys # im a nigga lookin 4 a girl im 16 5,5 and im black |
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2DOPE on June 10, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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Well, I don’t understand the phenomenom
We fucking these hoes that look like spallala
Rich boys think that is shitty
But I like fucking crackheads with one tit
And I do it at the drop of a dime
And I get the scabies almost every time
So let’s talk about my nutsac
I don’t front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzac
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2Dope on June 10, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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Well I’m 2 dope and I ain’t no bitch
I’m always quick to tell you when my nuts itch
Cuz bitch if I’m itching when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome
You didn’t think nothing of it, just let me stick it
Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets
In your neden, but I ain’t sayin nuttin though
I ain’t sayin nuttin till I’m done nuttin, ho
And know I’m like bitch how can this be
Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV
Then try to walk to the store and get a 40
How’d these bugs get on me
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2DOPE on June 10, 2005 @ 2:21 am |
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Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Probably that homeless fat redneck bad lady
That I fucked in the shed
Then the little critters on my dingaling said
Your nuts we want your nuts
We’ll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)
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2DOPE on June 10, 2005 @ 2:21 am |
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I met this bitch and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic
Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznac
So tell me what’s up with that
Should of said something bout your bug problem
Now I’m gonna have to sock you in your mouth, bitch
Can’t keep my motherfucking hands out my drawers
Stick a roach motel up under your balls
Nah, I’d rather stick em in a deep fry
And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang
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2dOPE on June 10, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting
But I ain’t going out like a bitch, yo, fuck that
Stick em in a blender and hit the switch
Then I hit the bitch
Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang
Then I heard my dingaling sang
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me myself and i on June 10, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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yo mama so fat each time she turns around its her birthday |
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some kid again on June 15, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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Yo mama’s so fat she makes somo wrestlers look anerexic
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some kid on June 15, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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still here |
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