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yo fat mama
Posted by: samuel on June 3, 2005 @ 6:41 pm
| your mama is so fat she bought one of those talking scales and when she steped on it said "what the fuck" |
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ChettaCheez on June 6, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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? i like the farm animal one better or one at a time better...thats just lame, sometimes swear words make the joke more worse than it has to be |
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Jamal on June 6, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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u suck |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:43 am |
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u guys lick ass
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uduu on June 7, 2005 @ 9:29 am |
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that was lame you is lame |
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21515 on June 7, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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screw your mom!puto!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cassi on June 8, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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if your that funny u should go to hell asshole |
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juju on June 8, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
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thats so fuckin old |
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juju on June 8, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was prince |
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juju on June 8, 2005 @ 5:05 pm |
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yo mama is so old she ran track with dinosaurs
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HORRORS on June 10, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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Big fat slop of shit people call Betty
Flabs of fat on her back, her neck...sweaty
Boogers running down her nose all over her lips
Can’t tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that, ’cuz I wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena cheden
Rode my bike to her house, "Hey yo, Betty lemme in
I’m packing some snack cakes, bitch lemme in."
I can hear her coming down the stairs
She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears
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HORRORS on June 10, 2005 @ 2:28 am |
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UUGGHH!! Shit, fuck that I’m turning back
But no, the door shut, and shes going for the cake snacks
I said, "Relax, hoe, I’m here, I’m bu-si-ness
you can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them drawls."
AHH!! I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh, no, here comes that ass
From the top of the dresser with the yokazuna splash
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HICK on June 10, 2005 @ 4:05 am |
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Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...where are you?
I’s here in the woodpile...watchin’ you
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...come out!
No! Cause I’m scared of the white man’s a-way down South |
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stu a n jako on June 10, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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yo moma is so fat evrytime she turns round its her b-day!
shes so dub she tried pt eminems in alphabetical orda!
shes so fat n wen she sits in a classroom she sits nxt 2 evryone!
ba dum bum chum! |
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kdasldfjasklf on June 10, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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dude that joke is sooo old U SUCK!!!
BITCH! |
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sophie on June 10, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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crap! |
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me myself and i on June 10, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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i won’t be mean i’ll just say i didn’t like it |
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ali on June 12, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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shit |
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lisa on June 13, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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yo mama so fat she got on a scale it said a.b.c.d.e.f.g. get yo fat ass off of me... |
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kool on June 13, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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yo moma is so fat shes on both sides of the familly
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ur moms ex bf on June 14, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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one day ur moma got on a scale that scale started screaming 123 get ugly fat ass off me
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brandon on June 15, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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yal suck im from comptonpart of the crips yea yea |
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braden on June 20, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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hmmm i dont know what sucks more , you or your jokes |
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Hick killer on June 20, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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this hick will die. |
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astum on June 21, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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this whole site is a waste of fucking time
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vicky on July 4, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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that was no funny i sawl way better jokes |
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???? on September 23, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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hey all u losers tht joke was gd!!!! |
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stoopid on October 7, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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Your mama’s so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "Your kid is a moron and needs a social life." |
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