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your mum truck driver
Posted by: ezi on June 10, 2005 @ 10:53 am

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your mum is so fat you need a truck drivers license to ride her


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From: Mr. T on June 13, 2005 @ 8:13 pm
Comment: Your joke is so stupid you need shit for brains to like it.
I pity the fool that don’t stay in school.

From: nigel ranghell on June 14, 2005 @ 10:03 pm
Comment: i think u should suck my dick an dat u sound like the person that would ride ur mom u mother fuckin titty suckin 2 time bitch

From: nigel ranghell on June 14, 2005 @ 10:04 pm
Comment: i think u should suck my dick an dat u sound like the person that would ride ur mom u mother fuckin titty suckin 2 time bitch

From: daniel @ on June 16, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: you need to impove your jokes because they all stink like a old lady ass.

From: deidra on June 17, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
Comment: u mutha fuckin fat ass bitch. stoop puttin all that damn junk in ur fuckin garbage disposal n try eatin some damn salad. fat bitch.

From: xtina on June 17, 2005 @ 11:03 pm
Comment: shit the fuck up jeezus i mean wat da hell

From: Mark on June 18, 2005 @ 12:27 am
Comment: what up ya’ll like fucking little boys. worship wacko jacko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: wog on June 18, 2005 @ 12:43 am
Comment: your a pasta with sousiges in it u olive bastardo funkolo

From: bobby on June 22, 2005 @ 4:11 am
Comment: they r shit

From: ur jokes ur shit on June 22, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: i agree with i have no name

From: up urs on June 22, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
Comment: i bet u ur dick is so little wen u went to the bathroom u pissed on ur balles bitch

From: a_passerby on June 23, 2005 @ 4:43 am
Comment: you ever pull a dago’s ear? i pull my dago girlfriend’s ears all the time, but if i pull too hard she yelps like a dog.

From: Niglet Of God on June 23, 2005 @ 8:49 am
Comment: I think someone stole my friggin’ watermelon!

From: mr ????? on June 24, 2005 @ 2:38 am
Comment: look yeah you lot y diss other peoes mums thats just said you lot should enjoy your life l8rz

From: Josh on June 26, 2005 @ 8:53 pm
Comment: Your mamas teeth are so yellow the sun got jelise.

From: Raka Patel on June 27, 2005 @ 1:44 pm
Comment: YOURE ALL SO PALE WHITE MILKERS,WHEN U WERE IN A CAR PARK, ORGON JUMPED OUTTA HIS VEHICLE WITH THE REST OF THE GHOSTBUSHERS AND SED
"Lets zap these motherfuckers".

From: mike from nz on June 27, 2005 @ 10:20 pm
Comment: raka is a fukwit

From: Raka Patel. on June 28, 2005 @ 11:24 am
Comment: What ? mike you are not funny (just like tony,justin,brad and sarah).

From: bossco b on June 29, 2005 @ 11:56 am
Comment: mm keep ur fat smelly ass out of the conversation no 1 gives a fuck wat u think.

From: ur mums on July 1, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: yh well i got to say somin about ur dad hes dick is so small that he could wank with a chereo!!!!! how da u like that mother fukin shit wank heads!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaha its time 4 u all to fuck ur mum also!!!!

From: ur mum is so fat on September 23, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: ur mooma is so fat she got bapitsied at sea world

From: nasim on September 23, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
Comment: that was the dumbest joke i have ever heard you dumb ass

From: angelina on September 23, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
Comment: ur so fucken ugly u look like u feel off of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

From: angelina on September 23, 2005 @ 6:12 pm
Comment:

I would hit u for not leaving me alone, but I don’t want to catch the ugly disease like you did

You just won’t leave me alone, will you? Yah know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?

There is always someone stupid enough to IM me when I’m away....I’m talking about you

I’m bored, your boring, so don’t leave a message.

I’m not here right now, but I’ll be back after you sign off!

Go away, go directly away. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I am away! So, you have the right to remain silent because any thing you say will probably be stupid, especially if it is coming from you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?
When you give me an answer, I’ll talk to you!

Why are you talking to me? You see that I am away, so why do you bother? Don’t you have something better to do, or do you just chat online all day? Loser. Get a life




From: the big man on September 24, 2005 @ 8:00 pm
Comment: ur joke wis pure helfy a wis lafin fur aboot hoff an oor kiddin on it wis pure sheggite

From: abdullah on September 25, 2005 @ 2:50 am
Comment: your mom sooooo fat, she can t come through the door

   
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