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Yo mama is sooo fat...
Posted by: Nicole on June 16, 2005 @ 10:20 am
| She put on a yellow T-shirt and walked outside and everybody yelled hey taxi!!! Yo mama is so poor she was kickin a tin can down the road and somebody said "whats ya doin"? she said movin!!! Yo mama is so fat she seen a yellow school bus go bye and seen pale white faces and said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!! |
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fshdfjknacrewj on June 17, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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haha ha ha haaa..... not funny sorry |
| From: |
u are dum on June 17, 2005 @ 5:28 am |
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u are |
| From: |
speedco on June 17, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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nicole is happening.1st joke-good, 2nd joke-good, 3rd joke-too wordy..but ok |
| From: |
deandra on June 17, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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the last one was funny the other ones where really old
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| From: |
yo mama on June 17, 2005 @ 1:01 pm |
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your jokes are so freakin’ corny that you made my grandma cry. If you have any problems about this comment write me at Kermira_curry2000@yahoo.com. You are so freakin’ corny and dumb for thinking they were funny. |
| From: |
sex call 226 4242 on June 17, 2005 @ 1:06 pm |
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hell ya hell ya |
| From: |
LUV_DR1 on June 20, 2005 @ 11:46 am |
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You know it’s funny, but you shouldn’t quit your day job! |
| From: |
ur mom on June 21, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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mom says: u cant tel jokes 4 shit......
there was once a person
who cant tell funny jokes........
and they thought it was funny
but it wasnt |
| From: |
sarah on June 21, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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donlad once again you have proved yourself to be the FATTEST LARD AND THE TUPIDEST ASS EVER! |
| From: |
LuViN_JeNn011 on June 24, 2005 @ 9:21 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA THESE ARE S0O0O0O0O0O0O0 FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Mamz on June 24, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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Them jokes are so old that jesus even new them |
| From: |
Raka Patel on June 26, 2005 @ 9:03 am |
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I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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SARAH on June 26, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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YOU FUCKING PAKI
GET BACK TO UR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY
U GOT IT SO ESY HERE U WANKER
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SARAH on June 26, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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YOU FUCKING PAKI
GET BACK TO UR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY
U GOT IT SO ESY HERE U WANKER
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Faith Thomas on June 26, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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That was kinda funny. I told my uncle that
jok and he said it was a sad joke. But I thought
it was funny and kinda hilarious. Any way I have a
funnier joke. You are so stupid you can’t even make
up a joke. Hows that bitch. email me at ftbabygirl@yahoo.ca
if you have a problem with me. Okay slut. |
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Raka PAtel on June 27, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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well done Faith ur right sheza slut!
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| From: |
Raka PAtel on June 27, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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well done Faith ur right sheza slut!
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sarah on June 27, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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my mums selling sarah in her newsagents.
gone off, chicken fat.
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| From: |
sarah on June 27, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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my moms selling sarah in her newsagents.
gone off, chicken fat.
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| From: |
oopa on June 27, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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i wish i cud spell mom right evrytime....in pakistan we spell it mum when learning english but when i came to the States
its spelt "mom" . i bet when sarah bitch sez it her accentis so annoying she gives people tinnutis! |
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message to Sarah on June 27, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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(From guess who)
WHITE MILKERS!
WHITE MILKERS!
WHITE MILKERS!
WHITE MILKERS!
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Raka Patel on June 27, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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YOURE ALL SO PALE WHITE MILKERS,WHEN U WERE IN A CAR PARK, ORGON JUMPED OUTTA HIS VEHICLE WITH THE REST OF THE GHOSTBUSHERS AND SED
"Lets zap these motherfuckers". |
| From: |
Raka Patel on June 27, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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i love mastubating in the rear end of small Welsh horses. |
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Raka Patel on June 28, 2005 @ 5:21 am |
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MIKE U ARE NOT FUNNY. |
| From: |
Raka Patel. on June 28, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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Mike u are white milker!!!!!!!! i drink u with my cereal! |
| From: |
smell dopy on June 28, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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u’s are all losers with no time on ur hand to give comments on this shit joke
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| From: |
bossco b on June 29, 2005 @ 5:27 am |
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kennys maw gets it every nite
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| From: |
parkass on June 29, 2005 @ 6:05 am |
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fat people...?
bossco, who do u know that is a fat fuckin roaster? |
| From: |
bossco b on June 29, 2005 @ 6:13 am |
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i know a few heavy munchers at my work a few pie eating champions what about u???????? |
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parkass on June 29, 2005 @ 6:22 am |
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there’s a scran champ called L***a, this bitch is like a mutha fuckin house mate, well worthy of any doghnut challenge, she’s so fat, she gets in a bad mood when she aint eating! |
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Joe Charles. on June 29, 2005 @ 7:08 am |
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YOURE ALL SO FAT, WHEN YOU SIT ON CHAIRS
A VOICE FROM IT SAYS "AHHH GET OFF YOUR ARE
SQUEEZING ME!". GET YOUR FAT BACKSIDE OFF!
HONESTLY IM IN PAIN. !! laugh out loud thats a classic.! |
| From: |
bossco b on June 29, 2005 @ 7:10 am |
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tell us about da fat bitchs at my work are the rejects of weight watchers, they have more chins than a chinese fone phone. |
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bossco b on June 29, 2005 @ 10:21 am |
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joe charles sounds a like posh name for a street merchant ur so poor u cant even afford to pay attention.
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Joe Charles. on June 29, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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actually its joseph charles. which actually sounds a lot less posher than bossco b. My dads a drug dealer and wouldnt want
to know what my mother is LOL! and im not poor my dads very rich,noone suspects him as being what he is. |
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u know u suck =p on June 30, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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wtf are u doing u know ur jokes suck ur fucking stupid 4 even thinking ur dumb ass jokes were funny...U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
laura duncan on June 30, 2005 @ 9:54 am |
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u lot are all so pathetic, i hate u bossco, u remind me of this guy in my work that takes the piss outta me, i’m so upset i’m gonna drown me sorrows at the bottom of a bucket of chicken.... family size! rumph!!!!!! |
| From: |
Al Pacino on June 30, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
| Comment: |
It was good |
| From: |
Kill THE ITALINS on June 30, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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WHas the difference between an italian anda piece of toast! a piece of toast can make soldiers!
that 1s for u al pacino! |
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Raka Patel on June 30, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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THATS JOKE NEARLY MAKE ME CRY,U MUTHAFUCKA I PUT A CAP IN YOUR ASS YOU WHITE MILKER.
YOURE ON MY DEATHLIST NOW. AINT NO COMIN BACK FOR YOU AFTER DAT SNOWFLAKE. IM GONNA
SEND U EMAILS GALORE! |
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Joseph Charles on July 1, 2005 @ 5:25 am |
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Justins jokes dont make sense na-na-na-na-na! youre so stupid! HAHAHAHA
and no im not posh,but i look a little like emanuel petit. |
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bossco b on July 1, 2005 @ 8:19 am |
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joe c r u english |
| From: |
Michael on July 1, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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Your mama so stupid she dont know how to be stupid |
| From: |
Johhny Ho on July 2, 2005 @ 9:07 am |
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justin you are racist idiot. you face is so ugly when you came
to china we think you are ugly person! you english idiot! i read
your comments on fat joke 1 and i found out you english!
ENGLISH IDIOT!!!!! |
| From: |
Joseph Charles on July 2, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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me and johhny rock this site. Justin YOUR JOKES SUCK SO MUCH A MOSQUITO WOULDNT BE INTERESTED
IN THEM! that is a classic. theres no reason to use anymore jokes. justin dont give up your day job, i mean
that chinese one didnt even make sense! and Johhnys right your racist! |
| From: |
Joseph Charles on July 2, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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wheres that botty bandit parkass. ive still abuse him again. |
| From: |
some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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.....yo mamma is so fat that when she..........
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two. |
| From: |
parkass on July 4, 2005 @ 5:43 am |
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joseph charles show yourself, let me know your online you fuckin wank, i’ll battle you online. |
| From: |
PARKASS on July 4, 2005 @ 7:28 am |
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JOSEPH CHARLES, YOU A BITCH, SHIT SCARED TO SHOW YOUR FACE ONLINE, WOT THE FUCK?
MAYBE ITS JUST BECAUSE THE ELECTRICITY IN YOUR TRAILER HAS BEEN FINALLY CUT OFF, OR MAYBE YOU HAD TO TAKE YOUR COMPUTER TO THE PAWN SHOP AND TRADE IT IN SO U COULD EAT THIS WEEK! |
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PARKASS on July 4, 2005 @ 7:46 am |
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HOLLA!! |
| From: |
jerdawg on September 23, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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when yo mama had u they said wait five minutes and see if it cries otherwise it is just a tumor |
| From: |
Justin Flames. on September 23, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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LOL |
| From: |
Joseph Charles on September 23, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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PARKASS IS A BOTTY BANDIT
PARKASS IS A BOTTY BANDIT
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
GO PARK YOUR ASS IN YOUR BOYFRIENDS LAP!
LAUGH OUT LOUD! |
| From: |
hollabackgirl2010 on September 23, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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this is CRAZY it is hlarious these jokes are really funny........................ |
| From: |
james patton on September 23, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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that was the dumest things i ever heard in my life
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| From: |
Steven on September 23, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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Anyone going to talk anymore, after the 4th?
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| From: |
hannah on September 24, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
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wow um i didnt like your jokes but i wouldnt get as far as these guys but um i did giggle a little! keep on doin wut your doin talk to me on im poolprincess32! UM YA BUT YOUR JOKES SUCK |
| From: |
eddie on September 24, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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Those jokes are so fucking stupid newbornneice can tell better ones |
| From: |
amy edwards on September 24, 2005 @ 8:06 pm |
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so not funny
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| From: |
Sarra on September 25, 2005 @ 2:51 am |
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funny joke lol :P
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that was stupid on September 26, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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you guys are so fat i walked around you and got lost |
| From: |
peyton rushing on September 26, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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that was so f#$#ing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Paul on September 28, 2005 @ 3:04 am |
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First Joke: No
Second Joke: PROFESIONAL. NICE.
Third Joke: PROFESIONAL. NICE. |
| From: |
chad on October 7, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
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you guys are all 14 am i guessing right? you all sound immature. Losers... |
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