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Your so fat
Posted by: joe on April 1, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

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your so fat when you take a crap your butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud


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From: cynthia chavez on April 7, 2004 @ 2:06 pm
Comment: I thought that cheat was fu!@en
stupid I understood it and all but I
thought it was dumb someone needs to work on there
joke telling time or not put jokes on this site.......

From: camebria on April 9, 2004 @ 2:56 pm
Comment: hey that was funny

From: dan on April 9, 2004 @ 7:15 pm
Comment: that is shit joke

From: JAY&JAY on April 11, 2004 @ 11:51 pm
Comment: VERY FUCKIN STUPID YOU NEED TO GET LAID

From: Ston on April 12, 2004 @ 3:22 am
Comment: One of the better jokes on this fat joke site

From: brianna on April 13, 2004 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: that is so stupid its funny

From: sarah on April 15, 2004 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: it is one of the funnist nice dude!

From: Jeremy Mooring on April 15, 2004 @ 6:12 pm
Comment: That is really not funny

From: Axel foley on April 16, 2004 @ 9:21 pm
Comment: Ur mamma so fat dat wen she bungee jumped of a plane she went straight to hell!! av a nice day

From: craig on April 23, 2004 @ 9:42 pm
Comment: funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: jonney jepp on April 24, 2004 @ 9:31 pm
Comment: this sucks cox

From: chrisakayayo on April 26, 2004 @ 8:30 pm
Comment: thats was the most stupidest joke i have ever read

From: jeanie on April 30, 2004 @ 6:48 pm
Comment: u needs to work on ur shit a little more

From: tammy on April 30, 2004 @ 7:45 pm
Comment: u needs to work on ur shit a little more

From: Unknown on May 9, 2004 @ 8:20 pm
Comment: your mammas so fat that shes......um......fat

From: Jenna on May 12, 2004 @ 6:19 pm
Comment: ur momma is so fat not even gods spirt could lift her

From: lala on May 14, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
Comment: that joke was absolutly crap!!!
ur so fat u went to a party in high heels and came bak in flip flops!!

From: ghd on June 13, 2004 @ 12:38 pm
Comment: fuck all of you

From: . T. on July 10, 2004 @ 11:51 pm
Comment: Tupac is alive for those of yall who know who he is

From: G-unit on July 29, 2004 @ 3:22 pm
Comment: that joke was so fucked up the ass that ............. shut up

From: BanKzHollA on August 1, 2004 @ 12:31 pm
Comment: ya All are CraP................................

From: Outrageous on August 3, 2004 @ 9:37 am
Comment: Ur Mamma’s Sooooo Fat.........Fullstop......U No Dat Smak’s It

From: joshuaisentol@netzer on August 28, 2004 @ 8:21 pm
Comment: ur mama so her cearel bowl has a lifeguard. and yall’s joke was quite fun ny work on it

From: me on September 8, 2004 @ 3:19 pm
Comment: suck it

From: yo mama on September 29, 2004 @ 6:43 pm
Comment: dickheads like you all

From: Dr.Love on September 29, 2004 @ 11:02 pm
Comment: what the fuck all of you people are in crack some how like hey tupac is alive you fuckin dumb ass kiss my black ass

From: Beeatch!!! on December 16, 2004 @ 12:17 am
Comment: What a fucking anus munching jockstrap

From: Beeatch!!! on December 16, 2004 @ 12:18 am
Comment: I mean really!!! what kind of fucking person are you to just sit in your basement and call people fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fucker!!!!!!!!!!11

From: ?????????? on December 25, 2004 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: wat a piece of shit

From: realbig on December 29, 2004 @ 10:36 pm
Comment: all of u all can suck a dick. u guys cant tell jokes 4 shit. step ur game up. bitches

From: i agree on January 5, 2005 @ 1:50 pm
Comment: i agreee wiith the u need 2 get laid dude

From: peckeronwheels on January 14, 2005 @ 1:36 pm
Comment: My ex used to be so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued"

From: Davis Huang on January 21, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
Comment: Yo mama so stupid she starved when she got locked up in safeway

From: Davis Huang on January 21, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
Comment: Yo mama so stupid she starved when she got locked up in safeway

From: Davis Huang on January 21, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: Yo mama so stupid she starved when she got locked up in safeway

From: dude on January 23, 2005 @ 1:54 am
Comment: that joke was so fucked up....u needa get life if ur goin 2 tell jokes like that

From: Jake on February 6, 2005 @ 4:49 pm
Comment: dat shit was weak as hell need more work

From: Jake on February 6, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
Comment: Fucked up need more work

From: shawn on February 22, 2005 @ 11:29 am
Comment: thats so fucken stupid i would rather say im white trailer park trash

From: my business on February 24, 2005 @ 7:17 pm
Comment: fuck all you fat haters!!!!!!!! all fat people could kick all ya skinny asses!!!!!!! all we need to do is set on your skinny asses!!!

From: DID YOU SAY "STEAK" on February 24, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: I AM SO SORRY I LOVE A FAT CHICK YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING

From: That Sucked on February 26, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: That sucked balls you giant cok head

From: That Sucked on February 26, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: That sucked balls you giant cok head

From: This is a tight joke on February 26, 2005 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: yo mommas so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

From: Peetho on February 26, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: You guys are a bunch of cok wackers

From: Peice of Shit on March 11, 2005 @ 11:52 pm
Comment: I am a giant shit head

From: Peice of Shit on March 11, 2005 @ 11:52 pm
Comment: I am a giant shit head

From: This is a pimp joke! on March 11, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: Yo momma is so fat when i said i wanted pigs in a blanket she crawled back in bed.

From: this joke is funny on March 15, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: i dont like to talk about your mom i just like to fuck her

From: tony mcdonalds on March 15, 2005 @ 1:55 pm
Comment: im fat let tacoz rule you

From: berry on March 21, 2005 @ 8:33 pm
Comment: i think everyone that hates fat people for no reason is a fucking whore!!!!!!!!!!!!and u all r
sooooo0o0o0o0o0o mean that its really not even funny!!!
god people can be such bitches!!

From: george on March 22, 2005 @ 10:19 pm
Comment: fuck the fat people who gives a shit u can strap a twinki to there fuckin heads and i bet u they would chase it for hours but anyway your so mean

From: YTweak Bitch on March 24, 2005 @ 4:11 am
Comment: i got a better one your so fat it takes 28 years to download your picture off the internet.. and your so fat when u get on a scale and it says "to be continued...."

From: Fuck Skinny People on March 24, 2005 @ 4:13 am
Comment: one of my friends is fat and he doesnt give a fuck he tells it like it is and if u clown on him he clowns on u so either way fat people always win

From: Fat fuckers on March 26, 2005 @ 1:37 am
Comment: Fat people are cool its just more cusion for the pushin’

From: cordarious franklin on March 26, 2005 @ 2:29 am
Comment: all u fat fuckz can kiss my skinny black azz..................

From: Aven on March 26, 2005 @ 2:33 am
Comment: All of you fat people can go to hell

From: cordarious franklin on March 26, 2005 @ 2:37 am
Comment: i got six words for all of you fat farting ass niggas .......... ........TINDER.....CRISP.....BACON......CHEDAR......RANCH......BURGER........ ............

From: randy on March 29, 2005 @ 3:22 pm
Comment: that is stuipid

From: randy on March 29, 2005 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: that is stuipid because u r FAT

From: sdhsdhj on March 29, 2005 @ 3:38 pm
Comment: ksdahld

From: RANDY on March 29, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
Comment: YOU SUCK ASS U FUCKING BITCH

From: hateskinnypeople on March 30, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
Comment: fuck u all who hate fat i hate skinny people are all boney

From: ********* on April 1, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: Really geeky

From: 29daviespde mt huton on April 1, 2005 @ 12:34 am
Comment: My email address is chicky_babe76@hotmail.com.
Please email me to find out what I rate this joke.

From: marty on April 9, 2005 @ 11:13 am
Comment: yall dumb ass people yall aint got no jokes compared to mines who ever said fat jokes yall cant fuck better than me cause ill have you screaming daddy

From: jojo on April 19, 2005 @ 12:06 am
Comment: this is fuckin bullshit

From: Secret man on April 25, 2005 @ 4:27 pm
Comment: ummm....is this even a joke...i thought u were just jealous...

From: Rene Lopez on May 4, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Comment: your mom is so fat she broke the whole earth

From: amber on May 4, 2005 @ 7:44 pm
Comment: I like big dicks in my moth

From: from brad may 20 on May 20, 2005 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: your momma is so fat she needs an archeolagist to find her asshole

From: fat ni99a on June 7, 2005 @ 10:08 pm
Comment: cordarious franklin if u say
something like dat again I sware 2 god
i’ll fuck u up son . if ur black, i’ll send u back 2
slavery times u worthless piece of shit don’t
play wit me. P.S I GOT UR MOM"S DIGITS
TELL HER TO HOLLA AT ME BITCH

From: brittany on September 23, 2005 @ 6:23 pm
Comment: thats corny as hell

From: adam on September 23, 2005 @ 6:24 pm
Comment: I don’t know what this is.

From: pretty on September 26, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Comment: that joke wass ok NOT funny i luv me i luv yall i luv fat peoples

From: ashley aug. 16th on September 26, 2005 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: hi hi hi lol hehe i am skinny so your jokes are funny!! i love my mom though lol

   
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