Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
Yo mama is so fat
Posted by: Shaye on June 5, 2004 @ 7:10 pm
| Shes so fat she has other fat women in orbit around her |
Add your own comment
| From: |
peterz on June 8, 2004 @ 6:06 am |
| Comment: |
your momma is so fat she ate a hamburger |
| From: |
Alex Williams on June 10, 2004 @ 6:55 am |
| Comment: |
almost as fat as your mum then, you fucking wanker. |
| From: |
ERICA on June 11, 2004 @ 10:44 am |
| Comment: |
IS SHE AS FAT AS YOUR ASS |
| From: |
Jess on June 11 on June 17, 2004 @ 10:51 pm |
| Comment: |
Your Mama is soo fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out.
Your Mama is soo fat it takes two planes and a train ride to get on the bitches good side.
The last time your Mama saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale.
|
| From: |
Michael.Koning on June 23, 2004 @ 12:48 pm |
| Comment: |
these jokes suck |
| From: |
Lilli on June 23, 2004 @ 11:22 pm |
| Comment: |
Can anyone tell a good joke
|
| From: |
lil_chris_lova on August 14, 2004 @ 7:19 pm |
| Comment: |
these jokes suck dick make some good ones!!! |
| From: |
luis colon on September 29, 2004 @ 9:13 pm |
| Comment: |
your mama is so fat she bought every caterer on speed dial |
| From: |
luis colon on September 29, 2004 @ 9:15 pm |
| Comment: |
I want to see a mad nice joke from you FUCKERS |
| From: |
lyndsey on October 26, 2004 @ 12:55 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mamma is so fat when she broke her leg gravey pored out!!! |
| From: |
Anissa on October 26, 2004 @ 1:28 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mama is so fat that she loses at hiding go seek because mt. everest can’t hide her.
ur mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.
your mom is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
ur mama is so fat when i tell her to haul butt she has to make 2 trips.
ur mama is so dumb she thinks the computer screen saver is the television.
ur mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued." |
| From: |
Anissa on October 26, 2004 @ 1:32 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mama is so fat that she loses at hiding go seek because mt. everest can’t hide her.
ur mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.
your mom is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
ur mama is so fat when i tell her to haul butt she has to make 2 trips.
ur mama is so dumb she thinks the computer screen saver is the television.
ur mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued."
blondes are so stupid they try to drown fish. |
| From: |
LB on October 31, 2004 @ 3:02 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mama’s sucha slut i could’a been yo daddy but the monkey in front of me in line didnt ware a condom, bitch!
P.S. yo daddy says come over at eight, dont forget the dildo
|
| From: |
Ur Daddy on November 3, 2004 @ 8:35 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mam so dumb she ran into the wall!!! |
| From: |
nigga on November 19, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mam is ugly she makes micheal jackson look good
|
| From: |
Kate on November 21, 2004 @ 4:38 am |
| Comment: |
these jokes suck as u need some good 1’s like
yo moma is so fat, she blow the house down when she farted!
yo moma is so fat, every time she goes to the toiltet its an earthquake!
yo moma is so fat, my dad is dead coz she squashed hin last night in bed! |
| From: |
jordan on November 21, 2004 @ 4:50 am |
| Comment: |
some of these jokes suck except kates 1’s
we need some more like!!! .
yo mother is so fat, last time i stayed over i lost my dinner in her wrinkels!
yo mother is so fat, she ’broke the Sydney Harbour Bridge!
yo mother is so fat, she takes up 500 beds!
yo mother is so fat, i could’nt root her last night coz her wrinkels where in da way!
yo mother is so fat, she can’t find a tampon to fit her coz her china is the size of a 5 metre ruler!
|
| From: |
Ashby on November 21, 2004 @ 4:53 am |
| Comment: |
how bout some of these
yo mother is so fat, because when i tired to root her i touched the roof!
yo mother is so dirty, she doest have a shower becase she was to fat to get in it!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
|
| From: |
mutha fucka on November 24, 2004 @ 10:40 pm |
| Comment: |
nigga your mama glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she could see people waving son hahahahahahahaha |
| From: |
andy on November 24, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mama so fat she slipped on k-mart and landed on wal-mart |
| From: |
who cares on November 24, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
| Comment: |
your is so fat when she put on her pantys she was like wut zise are this |
| From: |
YO MUTHER F***KER on November 25, 2004 @ 2:01 am |
| Comment: |
THESE JOKES SUCK TRY THESE
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MAKES MICHEAL JACKSON LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| From: |
poo u on November 27, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
| Comment: |
ur mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.
lolololoolololololololololololololol u need some better ones peoples these r relli crap common u dumb dogs. |
| From: |
u fucking suck on December 9, 2004 @ 5:03 am |
| Comment: |
i can tell better jokes than u and im 12
|
| From: |
losers and twats on December 20, 2004 @ 4:10 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mams so fat people get lost down her crack |
| From: |
i dont have 1 on December 31, 2004 @ 12:42 am |
| Comment: |
omg!!! these comments r so childish... sounds like a bunch of 12 year olds talkin... thats all i wanted 2 say cause kids suck dicks 4 dimes... peace |
| From: |
bobbin on January 5, 2005 @ 7:04 am |
| Comment: |
omigod! im not even going to bother putting a joke in these are just so fucked up aye |
| From: |
Brett on January 11, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
| Comment: |
You guys have some lame ass joke when you make a good one give me a call. |
| From: |
jack meoff on January 12, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
| Comment: |
you jokes are fucking shitty, get a life fucking dick head!!!!! chris wilson number 352 263 3318 |
| From: |
Jamie Pinder on January 18, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
| Comment: |
yo dogg the site is shit:
yo mumma is so dumb she went in 2 a bog n shit her self,
wen ur mumma sings its over,
your mum is like MCDonalds Cheap Greasy n always open,
ur mum is lie a vacume she sucks, she blows and gets layed in d cubbord, |
| From: |
domm on January 19, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
| Comment: |
evry 1 iz gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
| From: |
nemo, son of marlin on January 21, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
| Comment: |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
your mamas so dumb,
she stuck her thumb,
up her big fat bum
and said
oooo this feels soooo good |
| From: |
lau on January 22, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
| Comment: |
your ma is so fat that wen she bends over its daylight savings time!
your ma is so fat that wen she farted she launched herself into orbit
your ma is so fat she is officially the 10th planet
your ma is so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady
your ma is so fat she uses a bed mattress as a maxi pad
|
| From: |
annie on January 25, 2005 @ 1:01 pm |
| Comment: |
these were ok but these r better!!!!
ur mam is so fat her belt size is equator!
ur mam is so dat i rolled over twice and i was still on top of her!
ur mam is so fat her shadow weighs 40lb!
ur mam is like a beech wide and full of crabs!
ur mam is so fat she has more tyres than kwik fit !
ur mum is so ugly she has 2 bribe her pillow 2 sleep with her! |
| From: |
pimp player #1 on January 26, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
| Comment: |
yo jokes suck dick like like yo mama |
| From: |
pimp player#1 on January 26, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco,yo mama so nasty when she burp her teeth duck!yo mama so greasy texico buy oil from her! If yo mama got a dick fo evea dick she sucked one she look like a porkupine! beat that BITCH!!!!! |
| From: |
anonyums on January 26, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mama is so fat that how McDonald’s made up Big Mac |
| From: |
the bitch aka ginerZ on January 28, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mama so big fat n clumsy that while she was walk to walmart she tripped ova k-mart n landed rite on target
ur mamas so stupid that she thought that 1+2+3+4= 5 lol
ur mama so ugly she walked into a stip club n people were payin her to keep her clothes on
ur mama so ugly she couldnt even get w/ jenny
well thats all i feel like writin so holler at me |
| From: |
SOMETHING on February 10, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
| Comment: |
CANT anyone TELL ANY GOOD JOKES?!?!?!?!?! |
| From: |
ZacH Tilford on February 24, 2005 @ 9:02 am |
| Comment: |
this is a cool site eat shit |
| From: |
unknown on February 25, 2005 @ 10:50 am |
| Comment: |
wow these jokes suck
Yo mama so po when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ’Ding-Dong’
Yo mama so po when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule "Don’t use the good china"
|
| From: |
... on February 25, 2005 @ 10:51 am |
| Comment: |
nice unknown :D |
| From: |
ROFL on February 25, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
| Comment: |
yo mama so fat she sat ona wooden table she made pencils |
| From: |
janny on February 25, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
| Comment: |
these
jokes
sucks
just
like
did
to
yur
mom |
| From: |
sarah on March 8, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
| Comment: |
ur momma is so ugly she even scares freddie cruger lol |
| From: |
amber on March 8, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
| Comment: |
go fuck your momma and make sure u can fit your dick in her pussy all u fuckin shit kids |
| From: |
larry on March 9, 2005 @ 9:09 am |
| Comment: |
your mama so fat when she steped on the scale it siad to be contiued go fuck your self muther fucker scank bitches prick withch means dick wot |
| From: |
larry on March 9, 2005 @ 9:10 am |
| Comment: |
your mama so fat when she steped on the scale it siad to be contiued go fuck your self muther fucker scank bitches prick withch means dick wot |
| From: |
jordan on March 16, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
| Comment: |
your moma is so fat she fell in love in broke it
your moma is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
yo moma so stupid she put a phone up to her butt and called it a booty call
yo moma so fat she left the house in heels and came back in flip flops
yo moma so ugly she trick or treats on the phone
|
| From: |
danielle on March 17, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
| Comment: |
to Larry, Brittney, janny and all the other idiots
if all the jokes are lame,
WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU ALL FUCK OFF?
plain and simple.......
Yo’ Mama’s SO FAT she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
Lame, maybe, but your the only one who gives a fuck! |
| From: |
fish on March 18, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
| Comment: |
u are all fucking sad! |
| From: |
fuck u all on June 7, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat i cant even fit it on this page |
| From: |
me on June 9, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
| Comment: |
Yo mama is so fat that every time her beeper goes off people thinks shes backing up.
yo mama is so fat that when she looks at a resterant menu and says, ok.
yo mama is like potato chips "free-to-lay" |
| From: |
Nicole on June 10, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
| Comment: |
FUNKY HOT FRESH BITCH!!!!
|
| From: |
antonio on June 11, 2005 @ 3:15 am |
| Comment: |
your mamas so fat she uses a telephone pole for a tampon |
| From: |
antonio on June 11, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
| Comment: |
your mamas so fat i had to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.
your mamas so fat after I fucked her I rolled over twice and i was still on the bitch
|
| From: |
kayla on June 12, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mama so fat when she stepped on da scale it said overload overload |
| From: |
falicia on June 12, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
| Comment: |
These are so dum but some are really good keep tryna |
| From: |
tim on June 12, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
| Comment: |
your momma is so fat shes on bith sides of the family
your momma so fat she irons her dress in the driveway with a steemroller |
| From: |
Ashley on June 13, 2005 @ 3:41 am |
| Comment: |
yo mama so nasty she nevr half as good as the jokes told about her |
| From: |
speedy on June 13, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
| Comment: |
wtf is all ur problems u r all ass holes and go fuck urself
kk
u wont some good jokes lol j/k
well idk if u can here some good ones from me
well idk ur mamas so fat she went swimming in the ocean and all the whales cried we r family
ur mamas so poor she found a chip and said clap ur hands stomp ur feet we got somtin good to eat
ur mamas so old she sat behind jesus in school
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
now u can all go fuck urself except for my friends in mn
|
| From: |
rebecca 13 june 2005 on June 14, 2005 @ 1:26 am |
| Comment: |
yo mama so fat da doctors couldnt find a big enough arm band so day had 2 use a ferris wheel ha ha ha |
| From: |
YO MAMA on June 15, 2005 @ 6:38 am |
| Comment: |
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE GOT ON AN AIRPLANE AND ONLY THE WINGS TOOK OFF!!! |
| From: |
YO MAMA on June 15, 2005 @ 6:38 am |
| Comment: |
YO MAMA IS SO OLD SHE FARTS OUT MUMMY DUST!!! |
| From: |
YO MAMA on June 15, 2005 @ 6:39 am |
| Comment: |
YO MAMA IS SO NASTY A SKUNK SMELLED HER ASS AND PASSED OUT!!! |
| From: |
josh sl8a 06 on June 17, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum so fat she still ows jesus a tenner
ur mum so fat she can use her belly button as a cereal bowl
you aint got a birth certificate u got an apology letter from durex
ur mum so old she tuk driving lessons wid da flinstones
ur mum so fat when she stood on the scales her phone numba came up
|
| From: |
Sam on June 22, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
| Comment: |
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Your Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.
your mama is so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
|
| From: |
sososo on June 29, 2005 @ 12:01 am |
| Comment: |
yo mom soooo fat, when she went sun bathing, she started sweating like bacon and sausage in a toaster... |
| From: |
popping on June 29, 2005 @ 12:03 am |
| Comment: |
your mama is so fat when she farted, she blew over 3 army tanks and an airplane... |
| From: |
James 06/28/05 on June 29, 2005 @ 2:30 am |
| Comment: |
Yo mama is old, that her breast milk has been powdered.
Yo mamma’s ass is soooo hairy, that it looks like Don king is about to pop up saying "ONLY AMERICA!"
Yo Mamma’s nose is so big, that you can bowl in her boogers.
Your breath is so smelly, that people look forward to your farts.
Yo mamma is so fat, that she killed someone during sex.
Yo mamma is so fat, that when she farted she killed a whole army.
Yo papa is so fat, that he used a garbage bag as a condom.
Yo mamma is so fat, that she got the part as the Death star on Star wars. |
| From: |
stevo 050 on June 29, 2005 @ 3:05 am |
| Comment: |
your momas so fat she did a cartwheel and slapped jesus in the face
your momas so stupid she returned a doughnut cuz it had a hole in it
your momas so old she has the only auto graphed copy of the bible
your momas so hairy when u were born you got rug burned
|
| From: |
stevo 050 on June 29, 2005 @ 3:06 am |
| Comment: |
did u like any? |
| From: |
i love baby g on June 29, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
| Comment: |
i think these jokes r gd so if u don like em don fuckin read em
your muvvas so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on !
|
| From: |
lorenzo22 on June 30, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
| Comment: |
ur momma so fat she fell out of the sky and got stuck
ur momma so dirty she jumpesd into the water and the watert jumped out3
lol.........ahahahahahahah |
| From: |
eric applegate on June 30, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
| Comment: |
yer momas so poor when she herd 50cent was at the rose garden she ran down there with a charity can.
yer momas so fat she herd it was chillie out side she ran out with a spoon.
|
| From: |
stacey on June 30, 2005 @ 6:57 am |
| Comment: |
that isnt even funny u fuckin saddo
u shuold of put sumate like this
your mama is so fat she went out in high heels and came home in flip flops |
| From: |
the best joker on June 30, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat when she wheres a yellow jacket people say taxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
LEGEND! on June 30, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
| Comment: |
wateva u shit! lol beat this mo fo
yo momma so fat i ran round her twice and got lost!
yo momma so fat they have to put speed pumps in an all you can eat resturant!
yo momma so fat she jumped in da sky and got stuck!
yo momma so stupid she through a rock at da ground and missed!
yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilli outside she ran outside witha spoon!
aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! o |
| From: |
eric applegate on July 1, 2005 @ 2:37 am |
| Comment: |
yo momas so fat whan she sat on the toilet it said ABC123 get this fat bitch off of me.
yo momas so stupid when I told her easter was around the block she went and looked.
yo momas so stupid she sold her car for gas money |
| From: |
money43201 on July 1, 2005 @ 1:01 pm |
| Comment: |
u fucking suck |
| From: |
keb on July 1, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
| Comment: |
your comments suck lol your mama is so fat it takes hehe 2 trips to hall ass |
| From: |
LEGEND! on July 1, 2005 @ 4:05 pm |
| Comment: |
hey all these guys tht r sayin these r shit y dont u come up with something better??? lol dumbasses!!! |
| From: |
carie on July 1, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
| Comment: |
the milk carton is the best |
| From: |
PEA THE CHAMP on July 2, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
| Comment: |
YOU ALL SUCK
THIS IS FUNNY
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE FELL IN LOVE SHE BROKE IT
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE WALKS ALONG THE SIDE WALK IN A YELOW DRESS PEOPLE BE SCREAMIN TAXI TAXI
YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WAS WAITRESS AT THE LAST SUPPER
|
| From: |
Mother of child on July 2, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Your jokes and comment are very innapropriete. You need to have better and nicer jokes. You kids only say bad words to be cool.People think you would be considered lame and you don’t have proper grammer. Have a nice day |
| From: |
lil' john on July 3, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
| Comment: |
shut the fuck up mother of dick licker go cry 2 your kid.
........PEACE HOMIES........ (-.-) |
| From: |
NONE!!! on July 3, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
| Comment: |
these jokes are sooooooooooo stupid cant u think of ne good 1s u all hav the same ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Owain [the madman] on July 4, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
| Comment: |
ur moma so fat wen she pulls mooneys pepl think james and jiant peech was real
ur mum so fat her breakfast cereal comes with lifeguard
ur moma so fat.....well shes jus fat
ur moma so fatthat she was sold 2 3rd world countries to make poverty history
ur moma so fat that when she collects washing theres a 12 hour eclipse
hahahahahahaha u didnt think of that u stupid basterds |
| From: |
sean on July 4, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
| Comment: |
these jokes suck you fucking prick. come back when you learn some good ones, and while you’re at it read a russle simons book .
Your mom is so fat,when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Your mom is so fat when she swims in the lake she leaves a ring around it.
You reminded me, parents shouldn’t drink or smoke when they are pregnant. |
| From: |
sean on July 4, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
| Comment: |
these jokes suck you fucking prick. come back when you learn some good ones, and while you’re at it read a russle simons book .
Your mom is so fat,when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Your mom is so fat when she swims in the lake she leaves a ring around it.
You reminded me, parents shouldn’t drink or smoke when they are pregnant. |
| From: |
sexi bum on July 5, 2005 @ 7:21 am |
| Comment: |
i have some jokes...your mama so fat when she blinks her eye lids clap....yo mama so fat when she stood in the middle of the road and i tryed 2 sweve around her i ran out of gas........... yo mama so stuipt she sat on the t.v and wathced the sofa lol |
| From: |
coby on July 5, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
| Comment: |
your moma is so fat she dump mcdonalds for burgerking
|
| From: |
J.Powers 11 on September 23, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
| Comment: |
your jokes are beat, i got a few for ya:
your mama is so fat she breast feeds gravy
your mama is so fat she uses a water slide to funnel beers
your mama is so fat she plays beer pong with trash cans and bowling balls
your mama is so fat instead of pullin lint out of her belly button she pulls out full sweaters
your mama is so fat she uses urinal cakes as altoids
your mama is so fat for the next winter olympics they are gonna use her stretch marks as the bob sled course
|
| From: |
laine on September 23, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
| Comment: |
ur moma is so old she ows jesus a fiver ( or 5 bucks if ur from america) |
| From: |
Katie Agent on September 23, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
| Comment: |
Your mamma’s sooo fat she got run over by a parked car. |
| From: |
jordan murray on September 23, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
| Comment: |
your mama so fat when she sat on the bus she sat next to everybody |
| From: |
u all suk penis on September 23, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat wen she roles ova she burns her ass on the light globe
ur mum is as loose as a 2 dolar prostitute
ur mum is so fat she suked my penis
ur mum is so fat that shes ya mum
ur mum is so fat that she adopted u coz ur fake dad couldnt fit his dik in her oussy |
| From: |
Johnny Homicide on September 23, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
| Comment: |
Your Momma is so huge, she wears a hub cap as a belt buckle. Your Momma is so hairy, she had on a sweater and I thought it was a turtle neck. Your Momma’s nose is so big, you could go bowling with one of her boogers. Your Momma’s face is so ugly, looks like when God was giving out asses she got in line twice. The gap between your Momma’s teeth is so large, there is actually a sign that says "Next tooth, One Mile". Your Momma is so gross, when she runs it smells like bacon. Your Momma is so fat her belly button has an echo. Your Momma is so stupid, she got tangle in a cordless phone. |
| From: |
Baller on September 23, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
| Comment: |
Thes jokes suck, and are all are probably copied from other sites |
| From: |
Chris on September 23, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
| Comment: |
your moma is so fat, she can play pool with the solor system! |
| From: |
hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii on September 23, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
| Comment: |
ttttttttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiissss jjoooooooookkkkkeee reeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyy rrrrrreaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyy ssssssssssduuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkksssssss |
| From: |
god damn on September 23, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
| Comment: |
your mama’s so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
your mama’s so fat she has more roles than a bakery.
your mom’s so stupid she ran into a parked car.
your mom’s so stupid she tripped over her cordless phone. |
| From: |
MEME on September 23, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
| Comment: |
THIS IS SO CRAZY |
| From: |
kkkkkkkk on September 23, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
| Comment: |
your so ugly your mothers use 2 feed u with a sling shot
your mothers so fat she gets out both sides of the bed |
| From: |
caca on September 23, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mamma is so fat sh’e just plain fat |
| From: |
Brown Pride 209 on September 23, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mama is so nasty that when she goes to the beach she brings the crabs back to the ocean |
| From: |
KooLz on September 23, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mamaz so ugly wen she looked out the window and the police arrested her for doin a moony.
ur mamaz so ugly she makes onions cry!
ur mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless fone.
ur mums r like door nobs, evryone get a turn!
THATS FROM THE CHAIN GANG
WORD LIFE
|
| From: |
fredy on September 23, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
| Comment: |
ur moma is so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptised |
| From: |
fredy on September 23, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
| Comment: |
ur moma is so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptised |
| From: |
gal on September 23, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mama is sooo FAT that when she sits she is 6FT tall |
| From: |
Dylan on September 23, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
| Comment: |
yo moma is soo fat she wore a yellow shirt and someone goes yo taxi |
| From: |
Noah on September 23, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
| Comment: |
Ur mama is so stupid when she put a battery up her ass she said i got the power...
Ur mama is so fat she uses the planets to play pool
Ur mama is so fat she puts a newspaper around the tv and calles it Paper-View
Ur mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry |
| From: |
Kelsey on September 23, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
| Comment: |
Your momma so skinny, she wears a cheerio for a belt |
| From: |
dylan on September 23, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
| Comment: |
Your momma is so dirty, the us army uses her bath water for an atomic bomb.
I’m Rick James Bitches! |
| From: |
Travis on September 23, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
| Comment: |
your mama’s so fat when she pulls her pants down her ass is still in them |
| From: |
poo on September 23, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat she can fit 5 people in her ass print |
| From: |
eddy on September 23, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
| Comment: |
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a weigh scale it said to be continued.... |
| From: |
bash on September 23, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
| Comment: |
ur so ugly when u was born she said arr wot a treasure AND YOUR DAD SAID YEA LETS BERRY IT ha ha haa ha ha ha ha haha ha ha haha ha h
|
| From: |
mathew vipond on September 23, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
| Comment: |
Ur moma is so like a vending machine u put in a quarter and she’ll let u score |
| From: |
matt vipond on September 23, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
| Comment: |
ur moma is so fat other fat woman orbit and fly around her |
| From: |
Alicia on September 23, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
| Comment: |
ya mamas soo fat she fell off bloth sides of the bed
|
| From: |
shyt on September 23, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
| Comment: |
Yo daddy dick so little, he has to wear a finger cot as a condom |
| From: |
MiKeThEmAn on September 23, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
| Comment: |
your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side |
| From: |
vanessa on September 23, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
| Comment: |
YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE YELL TAXI |
| From: |
Vic the joker on September 23, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
| Comment: |
ur so fat the reason we had the Tsuami was because u were running on the beach |
| From: |
bob smoot on September 23, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
| Comment: |
fucking your mom is like riding a scooter... fun to do, but you don’t want your friends to find out |
| From: |
Nun o yo bizznezz on September 23, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mamma is so fat dat wen she bought high heels..by da time she wore dem fo’ not even half an hour..she came home and de were flip flops instead!! OK U PPL...C IF U CAN BEAT DAT?
|
| From: |
Neusa on September 23, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
| Comment: |
Your momma is so fat when she wear a yellow rain coat, everyone yells taxieeeeeeeeee.... Your momma is sooo fat when she steps on the scale, the scale says to be continue... |
| From: |
Dawg on September 23, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
| Comment: |
Ur Mamma is So Fat when she passed by the tv i missed three comercials. |
| From: |
dollbaby on September 23, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
| Comment: |
yo mama so fat she looked out the windo saw a school bus & said " STOP THAT TWINKY"
yo mama so fat when she steped on the scale it said "DAMN"
yo mama so fat she has to stand under nigrafalls to take a shower
yo mama so dumb that when her parents said she could be anything she wanted so she became an ASSHOLE
|
| From: |
nikki on September 23, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
| Comment: |
are mama is so fat when she wante down she thank that saveing here leif |
| From: |
samantha on September 23, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
| Comment: |
- your mama is so fat that when a car crashed into her she yelled "hey who threw that rock"
-your mama is so fat that when she fell on wal-mart she lowered all that prices |
| From: |
matt on September 23, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
| Comment: |
ure mum is so fucking fat HER CERIAL BOWL COMES WITH A LIFEGUARD |
| From: |
Jemma & Steph on September 23, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
| Comment: |
i dont know y some of peops diss this some of these r gr8 lol they made us laugh> anyone hu writes dometing bad well Y THE FUCK U ON THID PAGE THEN mother fukas:P i bet these mum jokes turn u on:P:P:P:P:P fatties:P
|
| From: |
nayiem@msn.com on September 23, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
| Comment: |
try this :
your momma is so fat when she goes to a grill-restaurant, she get a groups-discount.
your momma is so fat when she falls from da grand canyon she hangs stuck. |
| From: |
leesha on September 23, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
| Comment: |
ur momma is soo dumb ...she stared at a can of orange juice cuz it said concentrate!!
ur mom is so fat ..everytime she turns round its her birthday!!
ur momma is sooo fat.... she jumped into the air and got stuck...
|
| From: |
Toy on September 23, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
| Comment: |
your mumma is so fat that when she hoped on a scale it said to be continued...... |
| From: |
SMIFFY IZ A BATTY BO on September 23, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
| Comment: |
YO MAMS SO FAT DAT WEN SHE STUD ON DA SCALES IT SED "2 BE CONTINUED....."LOL |
| From: |
samantha on September 23, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mother is so big, fat, and clumsy when she went to walmart she tripped over k-mart and landed on target |
| From: |
Angelous on September 23, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
| Comment: |
Your mama is soooo fat dat i was driving my mates fully loaded and fully fuelled 6L hummer around her and i ran out of petrol when i got half way around her |
| From: |
bob on September 23, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
| Comment: |
these jokes are fukin stuiped wtf is ur mum is so fat she ate a hambuger |
| From: |
eve And hayley on September 23, 2005 @ 7:02 pm |
| Comment: |
how bout dis shit:
yo mumma so phat dat wen she walks past a tv she misses a hole episode of 60 minutes!
yo mumma so phat everytime she turns around its her burfdai!
and if all yall fuk heads cant think of anythink cool den dont bother writin ........respect |
| From: |
ben and sam on September 24, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat the lift had to go down |
| From: |
sam and ben on September 24, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
| Comment: |
your muma is so stupid she climbed over as glass wall to see what was on the other side |
| From: |
sam and ben on September 24, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat that she needs a door 3 miles wide just to get out her house
|
| From: |
ben and sam on September 24, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
| Comment: |
your mumas so fat she has to live out side |
| From: |
ben sam ben on September 24, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
| Comment: |
yor mumas so fat that people shout godzilla every time she leaves the house |
| From: |
ben sam ben on September 24, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
| Comment: |
your mumas so fat that she got rejected from fat fighters. |
| From: |
ben sam ben on September 24, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
| Comment: |
your mumas so fat that when she goes to the cinema she needs 7 rows and the loby for her
chins |
| From: |
ben sam ben on September 24, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
| Comment: |
your mumas so fat that tesco went bank rupt and still she was hungry |
| From: |
ben sam ben on September 24, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
| Comment: |
your mumas so incredibly fat that she is the only one in the world that can lick her ebow
because she is so fat.
|
| From: |
KELLY on September 24, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
| Comment: |
UR MUMS SOOO FAT WEN GOD SED LET DERE BE LIGHT HE TOLD ER TO MOVE ER FAT ASS OUT DA WAY!!!
UR MOMS SOO FAT SHE USES DA EARTH AS A YOGA BALL!!! LOL DAT 1NS SICK!!
UR MOMS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT FIZZY DRINKS WERE ALCOHOL!!!
UR MOMS SO SKINNY SHE HAS 2 RUN RND DA SHOWA 2 GET WET!!! LOL
|
| From: |
K Miller on September 24, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
| Comment: |
your mamma is so fat when she ran away it took all four sides of the milcarton |
| From: |
motherfucking G on September 24, 2005 @ 8:03 pm |
| Comment: |
your mummy is so large she eats twelve kit kats a day |
| From: |
jonny mcchiken on September 24, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
| Comment: |
your moma is soo fat she jumped up in the air n got stuk
your moma is soo fat she put on a yellow dress n sumbody yelled TAXI
your moma is sooo fat tha when i fuked her iburned mi ass on the sun |
| From: |
i have a fat mom on September 24, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
| Comment: |
u should make funny of people with weight issue, All of u should be very asshamed of ur self, how would u like it u were fat and every one made fun of u, It people like u that give humans a bad name. there will be a day soon were u will feel what it like to be made fun of. There is a big black hole for every last one of u people
........................... Im only joking but did u see the look on ur face when u read this it was priceless |
| From: |
BOB DOWNE on September 24, 2005 @ 8:06 pm |
| Comment: |
MOO |
| From: |
marina on September 26, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
| Comment: |
ur mamma’s so fat that wen she sat on a rainbow ,skittles came out.
ur mamm’s so fat that her arse has its own postcode.
ur mamma’s so stupid ,wen she got locked in wooleys she staved to death.
ur mamm’s so stupid wen she was shopping in david jones,and the power went out she was stuck on the escalator for hrs. |
| From: |
Smick on September 26, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
| Comment: |
act all of your jokes r shit! try these ass holes!!
ur mama so fat when she sat in the ocean the whales started singin "we are family"
ur mama so fat she had 2 go to seaworld to get baptised
ur mama so fat ur family photos hav 2 b taken from outer space!!
ur mama so fat even bill gates cudnt pay for her liposuction
ryt nobheads!
lets get some better ones in plz! il b checkin up soon!
adios pricks
smick! |
|
|
