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Your moms family
Posted by: Colin on June 23, 2004 @ 0:26 am
Your momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family
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fghjh on June 30, 2004 @ 6:18 am |
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Yuor Mums so dumb, she took a CD back coz it had a hole in it!
Your mums so dumb she got loo |
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I FUCKED YA MUM on July 10, 2004 @ 5:26 pm |
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PILE OF SHIT
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ray on July 11, 2004 @ 6:07 pm |
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your mamma is so fat that when she went in the sea the whales
started to sing we are family, even though your bigger than me |
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bob on July 19, 2004 @ 12:50 pm |
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your moms so fat,when she beneded down it looked like two pigs fighting over a playboy magazine |
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tone on August 13, 2004 @ 7:32 pm |
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bob u deserve to b hanged wiv rusty wire while bein forced to down dandelion and burdock |
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Tom August 15, 2004 on September 11, 2004 @ 3:03 am |
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your mum’s so fat she sweats on a rainy day
your mum’s so fat every time she turns around its her b’day
your mum’s so fat she makes you look skinny |
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Shorty on September 12, 2004 @ 5:05 pm |
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your mom is so fat she puts her lipstick whit a paint-roller.
your mom is so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her panuts.
your mom is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outsais she ran out with a spoon.
your mom si so ugly the govement moved halloween on her birthday.
hahahaha Shorty was in da house!!
Holla
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Shorty on September 12, 2004 @ 5:06 pm |
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your mom is so fat she puts her lipstick whit a paint-roller.
your mom is so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her panuts.
your mom is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outsais she ran out with a spoon.
your mom si so ugly the govement moved halloween on her birthday.
hahahaha Shorty was in da house!!
Holla
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Sam on September 16, 2004 @ 5:45 pm |
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Your moms so fat her picture fell down!
Your moms so fat she uses her matress as a tampon! |
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ME NOT YOU on September 25, 2004 @ 3:23 pm |
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YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE HAS TO IRON HER CLOTHES ON THE DRIVEWAY |
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ME NOT YOU on September 25, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE TRIPPED OVER ON 4TH AVENUE AND LANDED ON 12TH |
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ME NOT YOU on September 25, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE WALKED PASS THE TV AND I MISSED 3 EPISODES |
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dick on September 27, 2004 @ 11:46 pm |
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your moms so fat i ran around her twose and i got loset
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kobra on October 2, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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ur mum is so ugly she sneaks up 2 da mirror
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sivie on October 13, 2004 @ 9:29 am |
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ur mumma |
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Alexandria Howarth on October 18, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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Your mom is so fat, when we had sex, i rolled over 9 times and was still on the bitch!!!!!!!! |
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seb on October 23, 2004 @ 3:26 am |
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Your mummas so fat when she went to the zoo to volenteer to feed the animals the tourists walked past and said LOOK AT THAT BIG ’HIP HO POD OM OSE.’ |
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seb on October 23, 2004 @ 3:29 am |
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your mumma is so dumb and so fat she didnt know if she was a female or not and she couldnt even check |
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Alex on October 31, 2004 @ 11:35 am |
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Your moms so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! |
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nicole on November 3, 2004 @ 12:01 am |
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yo momas soo fat she sat on some skittles and a rainbow popped out
yo mommas soo dumb she excersizes when she can just get liposuction |
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jojo jogger on November 5, 2004 @ 4:03 pm |
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your mamas so fat she sweats off bacon grease
your mamas so fat she went into a monter truck and when she sat in it, it became a low rider
your mamas so stupid she died of stavation in fortinoes
your mamas so ugly she went to take a bath and the water jumps out
your mamas so old she sat beside jesus in third grade |
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Daniel Trujillo on November 6, 2004 @ 4:52 pm |
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Your Mom is so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it!
Your Mom is so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she was arrested for mooning
Your so ugly she makes blind kids cry!!
Your mom is so loose its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
Your mom is so stupid when she passed by YMCA and said "hey look they spelled macy’s wrong!"
your mom is so fat that when a school bus passed by she said "STOP THAT TWINKY WITH OREOS!!"
Your mom so stupid she threw a rock on the floor and missed!
YO MOM SO OLD I SLAPPED HER BACK AND HER BREAST FELL OFF
YOUr mom is so stupid she trip over a cordless phone
your mom is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree
your mom is so fat it looks like she smuggling a VOLKSWAGON!!
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king barry the 4th on November 7, 2004 @ 3:19 pm |
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your mums so fat she looked at the menu and said "ok" |
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Jimbob on November 7, 2004 @ 3:22 pm |
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your mums so nasty the crabs use her tampn string as a bunjee cord
your mums so ugly she made and onion cry
your mums so nasty when she does the splits she sticks to the floor |
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Angela on November 9, 2004 @ 8:04 pm |
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Ure mummas so fat when she wears a Yellow Rain Coat peaople yell out "Taxi"!
Ure mummas so fat she has more rolls than a Balfours Bakery!
Ure mummas so fat when the police pull her over they say "Break it up"!
Ure mummas so fat shes like a McDonalds burger, Full of fat and only worth a Buck!
Ure mummas so fat that when she laughs ,all of her laughs!
Ure mummas so fat that when she gets on the scales they say "to be Continued!"
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Mizchief on November 12, 2004 @ 11:22 am |
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Your mammas so small you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Your mammas so fat I burnt my ass on the lightbulb!
Your mammas so fat her blood type is "ragu"!
Your mamma so fat she went to Japan and got harpooned!
Your mammas so fat that when she rolls over in bed
she crosses an international time zone!
Your mammas so fat she bungie jumped the grand canyon and got stuck!
Your mammas so dumb she thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia! |
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lil humzi! on November 16, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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ur mum soo dumb dat she put de m&m sweetz in abc orders
ur mum putted lipstick on her head becasue she wanted 2 make up her mind
ur mum soo dumb she waz locked in sfaewayz n she starved her self
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lil humzi! on November 16, 2004 @ 4:04 pm |
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ur mum soo dumb dat she put de m&m sweetz in abc orders
ur mum putted lipstick on her head becasue she wanted 2 make up her mind
ur mum soo dumb she waz locked in sfaewayz n she starved her self
ur mum soo fat that she can fit in the grand canyon in amercaia
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Candy on November 18, 2004 @ 4:51 pm |
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your mums so fat when she sings its over
your mums so fat when she walks down the street in a yellow coat everyone shouts "TAXI"
Your mum is so fat she makes a sumo wrestler look anorexic
Hope u like them |
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Mi mo be on November 19, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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your momma is so old she is a waitress at the last super.. |
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Bring me to life on November 19, 2004 @ 10:48 pm |
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Your mum is so fat that in school...she sat next to everybody |
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Tom spencer on November 20, 2004 @ 5:34 am |
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Ur mummas so white, she makes casper look like a niger
Ur mummas so fat, that when she went to court, the judge said order order, and she yelled out "two whole chickens and a bucket load of chips"
Ur mummas so poor, that she chase after the garbage truck with a grocery list
Ur mummas so fat, that when she went to get her dress fixed the said "sorry, we dont do curtains.
Go rock on dogs! |
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Me on November 20, 2004 @ 9:44 am |
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Your mum is so fat she cant fit through tesco double doors |
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Me on November 20, 2004 @ 9:45 am |
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Your mum is so fat she cant fit through tesco double doors |
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sexysoph 21st Novebe on November 21, 2004 @ 3:09 pm |
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yr mum is so fat i said i wanted pigs in a blanket and she got bk in da bed!
yr mum is soooooooo fat that she fell in da grand canyon and got stuck!
yr mum is so fat that i sed that she was wearin a nive polar neck and she said "that aint no polar nek! thats my bottom lip!"
yr mum is so fat i sed thats a nice new pair of sunglasses and she said"they aint no sunglassesv there mt nostrals!"
yr mum is so fat that wen she went 2 da zoo and the zoo keepers put her in wid da elephants
yr mum is so fat that she walks round town wid a yellow coat on and pepes shouted TAXI! ! ! ! ! |
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rob on November 24, 2004 @ 5:24 am |
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you moms so fat when she went on the scales it said 1 at a time please |
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B-rad. on November 28, 2004 @ 12:02 pm |
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Your mom is so fat she uses a hoola hoop to keep her socks up.
You’r moms so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see wat was on the other side.
You’r moms so fat her blood type is gravy
You’r moms so fat and stupid when she uses victorias secret ,...she tells!
You’r moms so fat that one time she dreamt about marshmellows....she woke up and her pillows were gone.
You’r mom is such a dirty skank whore slut faced bitch that when she wore her new skirt everyone commented on her nice belt......cuz shes a skank.
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Jam on November 29, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
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ur mums so fat I jumped on her and flew to mars!
ur mums so fat I kicked her and pork chops come out her arse!
ur mum is so fat she sucked a 12inch porno star off n thought it was a party suasage!
ur mum is so fat when she died they made a whole cemetry for her! |
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steve and clairey on November 30, 2004 @ 11:05 am |
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your moms so phat, she’s fatter than YOU!
peace and love! |
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lewis on December 1, 2004 @ 4:10 pm |
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ur mums so fat she walked pass my house and i missed 6 days of light. |
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gangsta brad on December 10, 2004 @ 12:30 pm |
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ur mum’s so fat she jumped off grand canion nd bounced back up |
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gangsta brad on December 10, 2004 @ 12:37 pm |
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ure mum’s so fat dey have 2 roll er in flower 2 find the wet spot
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gangsta brad on December 10, 2004 @ 12:38 pm |
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ure mum’s so fat she dreamt of marshmellos nd she woke up nd er pillos were gone |
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gangsta brad on December 10, 2004 @ 12:39 pm |
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ure mum’s minni she gets finger by micky
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Kerry on December 13, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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your mamma is so skinny she wore a white dress and people mistaked her as condom |
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john on December 18, 2004 @ 10:22 am |
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ur mamma is so old when i told her to act her age she died
ur mamma is so fat she has to get out of the car to change gear |
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McKeNzIe So sExC on December 18, 2004 @ 2:18 pm |
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YOUR MOMMA SO FAT EVERYTYM SHE PUT A MALCOLM X T-SHIRT ON HELICOPTERS LAND ON HER |
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McKeNzIe So sExC on December 18, 2004 @ 2:19 pm |
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YOUR MOMMA SO FAT EVERYTYM SHE PUT A MALCOLM X T-SHIRT ON HELICOPTERS LAND ON HER |
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your mum on December 20, 2004 @ 11:56 am |
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your mum is so dumb she got locked in the bank and came out broke
tell your mum to stop begging friends at the baterse dog home
i know where i saw your mum on the oxfam advert
your mum is so dumb she got locked in the toilet and wet her self
your mum is so poor when i rung her door bell she put her head out the window and said ding dong
your mum is so fat when she walkes backwards you hear "beep beep beep"
i would have been your dad but e.t beat me up the stairs
shut up or u get no dinner |
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Hayz123 on December 21, 2004 @ 1:25 pm |
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Your Mom’s so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater, she looks like a football field.
Your Mom’s so fat, when i get on top of her i burn my ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom’s so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your Mom’s so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Your Mom’s so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Your Mom’s so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
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Hayz123 on December 21, 2004 @ 1:29 pm |
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Your Mom’s so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Your Mom’s so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Your Mom’s so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Your Mom’s so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Your Mom’s so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your Mom’s so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Your Mom’s so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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i banngned your mum on December 22, 2004 @ 8:59 am |
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your mum is so ugly when she was born her mum said "my bad"
your mum is so dumb she went in mcdonalds and said "how much is a £1.99 kids meal"
your mum is so fat when god said let there be light she moved
tell your mum can i have back my boxers
your mum is so small she could commit suiside of a curb
your mum is so poor when i walked in to her house a stood on a match she said "who turned out the central heating"
your mum is so dumb she sold the car to by the petrol
your mum is so dumb she sold the house to pay off the morgage
your mum is so dumb she bought a spoon to the super bowl
your mum is so dumb she called 999 and asked whats the number for 999 |
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salum on December 23, 2004 @ 12:04 pm |
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your mom is so so fat that is the reason they evented double door |
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alyssa on December 24, 2004 @ 7:39 pm |
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This website is a peice of shit |
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Brenden on December 29, 2004 @ 9:15 pm |
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yo momma’s so fat when she walked down the street and saw a school bus she thought it was a twinkee |
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MR POOH on December 31, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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YOUR MAMMA’S SO FAT SHE DIED AND SHE IS SO THICK SHE TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF A CLOSED WINDOW (IN A BUNGALOW)
ALL YO MAMMA’S ARE DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEACE OUT-A TOWN DOWN! |
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bob_jones on January 1, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
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tell ur mom stop changin lipstick my dick is turning into a rainbow |
| From: |
chloe on January 9, 2005 @ 12:27 pm |
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u r camrons mum |
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dont beg it on January 9, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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thr girl on top killed it |
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chloe on January 9, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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chloe fuck your mum i no u will enjoy it |
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camron on January 9, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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will any of u go out with me |
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n on January 9, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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my dick is sssssooooo big that not even a tape measuser can stretch that long just like your mums |
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u r mum on January 13, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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your mamma arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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gman on January 15, 2005 @ 11:47 am |
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mean girls spit it good girls swallow it |
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DJ on January 19, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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.your mumas sooo fat her belt size is equater
.your mumas so fat she has her own zip code
.your mumas so fat when she stepped on da scales it said ’ to be continued ’
.your mumas so dumb when she fell down a hole and someone asked if it was dark she said i dont know i cant see
.your mumas so dump when her and her friend were walking down the street her friend asked can you see that forest over there and she said no theres too many trees in the way |
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Nicholas Gieseler on January 27, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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Your Moms so fat she went to a fat contest and the judge said no pros alowed |
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soph@7.31pm on January 29, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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your moms so fat she rolled over in bed and burnt her ass on the light bulb
ya moms so thick she locked her her self in sainsburys and starved her self 2 death
ya mommas so thick she climed a glass wall 2 c the other side
ya moms so thick she got ran over by a parked car
ya mommas so fat she stepped on the scales and it read 1 at a time pleaze |
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chloe on February 1, 2005 @ 4:31 am |
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your mommas soooooooooooo fat she can fit 3 pens up her fanny all at once |
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hi on February 10, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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yo mamas fat |
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your mum on February 11, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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Your Mom’s so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved! |
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your mum on February 11, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
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Your Moms so fat she went to a fat contest and the judge said no pros alowed |
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*Locke on February 13, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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your momma’s so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers
your momma’s so poor when i walk into her house a rat trips me and a roach takes my wallet
your momma’s so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
Your Momma’s so poor that your still on layaway
Your Momma’s so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.
Your Momma’s so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
HOPE YOU LIKE MY JOKES :P ~*Locke~ |
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*Locke on February 13, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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your momma’s so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers
your momma’s so poor when i walk into her house a rat trips me and a roach takes my wallet
your momma’s so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
Your Momma’s so poor that your still on layaway
Your Momma’s so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.
Your Momma’s so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
HOPE YOU LIKE MY JOKES :P ~*Locke~ |
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lulu on February 15, 2005 @ 10:23 am |
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your mamma so poor she uses both sides of the toilet paper !! |
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jon paul gibb on February 15, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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i am a skanky lil tramp and ma mum falls over cordless telefones |
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matt on February 15, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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my mom is ssoo bent!........she bends spoons 4 a living! |
| From: |
jon paul gibb on February 15, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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johnnyg732@hotmail.com add me if ur lookin 4 luv |
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john on February 22, 2005 @ 2:04 pm |
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YOUR MOMS TEETH IS SO YELLOW THAT THE SUN GOT JELLISH |
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MIGUEL on February 22, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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YOUR MOM SO DUM THAT SHE COOKED HER DOG BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A HOT DOG |
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kimmy on February 25, 2005 @ 5:06 pm |
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your mama’s so old she signed jeuses year book |
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your mum on February 26, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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your mums sssssooooo old on her birth certifercate sees expired |
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Garves on February 28, 2005 @ 2:02 am |
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That joke was so shit it turned brown.
Write that down. |
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wtf on February 28, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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why is this boy on top begging it hes chating so shit his mouth smells |
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anonymous on March 1, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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Your mummas so ugly she made breast milk look like powder milk!!! |
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derrick on March 1, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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your mom is like a christmas tree because everybody puts their balls on her
your moms like a doorknob cause evrybody gets a turn
your moms like costco because she gives free samples |
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fish face and andrew on March 1, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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your mom is like a christmas tree because everybody puts their balls on her
your moms like a doorknob cause evrybody gets a turn
your moms like costco because she gives free samples
your mom sooooooo stupid she steals free samples
your mom so fukin stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your momma is like trash i use her and then throw her away |
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Kabishan on March 1, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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Your mom is so fat that she plays pool with the planets.
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| From: |
mark on March 1, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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yo moma’s teeth r soo dirty that her teeth look like dice |
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you're mum has a coc on March 4, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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your mum is so thick.when she went to the cinema and it said over 18’s only and she came back with 19 of her friends |
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theys all suck on March 6, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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ur mom so fat when she went to the store she had to buy it. |
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Josh on March 7, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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Your moms soo fat ppl run marathons around her.
Your moms so fat that went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof!
Your moms soo fat she uses a VCR for a pager.
Your moms soo dirty, Sadam husain uses her sweat as a military weapon
Your moms soo dirty, the farmers use her afterbath water as a fertizlier |
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aaron on March 7, 2005 @ 11:07 pm |
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ur moma so fat when she steped on a scale she said how do u know my fone number
ur moma is so fat when she steped on a scale her daughter said who turned off the heater
ur moms so dumb if i screwed her in any position its still doggy style
ur moma so poor when she found a penny she told lincoln hey ur on the penny
ur moma so ugly she put the boogy man out of buisness
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| From: |
alyssaquistandaaron on March 7, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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aarons dick is so big i chocked on it |
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alyssaquistandaaron on March 7, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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aarons dick is so big i chocked on it |
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sami on March 9, 2005 @ 1:09 am |
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ur mommas so fat wen she sat on the scale it said "sorry we dont want ur phone number we want ur weight!!"
ur momas so dumb she thought a quater back in football was a refund
ur moma is so fat i had a baby
ur mom is so dum she thinks with a barbee beside her |
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cameron on March 15, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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ur so ugly that wen u were born the doctor slaped ur mum across her face and put tinted windows on the incubater |
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kim nd lou on March 19, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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yo muma is so dumb she brought a paket of polos n took um bac coz they had a hole in um |
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chloe on April 16, 2005 @ 5:14 am |
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that cuss on top is shit so go fuck your mumma |
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;.=#pkl;m, on April 16, 2005 @ 5:16 am |
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kmnp;’#kl, mk dfa’, #e#creqvrevrgtn####################################################ffffffffffffffffffff######################ffff dat is d best cuss eva
blup blup whdcewq. |
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