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ur mum is soooo fat!
Posted by: jacob on August 13, 2004 @ 7:56 pm
| ur mum is soooo fat they need suspension on the road |
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danny on January 24, 2005 @ 7:33 am |
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ur mum is so fat she covers the sea in a blanket and uses it as a quilt |
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HSC on February 19, 2005 @ 7:07 am |
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ur momma so fat dat wen she puts on a yellow coat people shout TAXI |
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channtelle on March 20, 2005 @ 2:25 am |
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ur mama is sooooo fat she shaves he arm pits with a lawn mower |
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channtelle on March 20, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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ur mama is soooo fat she shaves her arm pits with a lawn mower |
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channtelle on March 20, 2005 @ 2:28 am |
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ur mama is so fat she shaves her legs with a helicopter |
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ethan on March 21, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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your mum is so fat shes her own continet |
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ramy on March 23, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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ur mum is soo fat she stepped on the scales and it said to be continued |
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harry and ross on March 31, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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your mums soooooo fat when she goes to the beach she blocks the sun |
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bob on March 31, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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ur mom is so fat shes fat |
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stephen on May 14, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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your mams so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please |
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brian on May 28, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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ur mamma so fat she got baptise at sea wourld! |
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sarah on June 4, 2005 @ 10:04 am |
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all these jokes are boring change them |
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charlie on June 4, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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this jokes r so dry even my my great grandma can make better jokes |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:47 am |
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ur muma is so fat when she sat on the nintendo it turend into a gameboy |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:48 am |
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ur muma is so fat she broke the family tree |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:50 am |
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ur mumas so fat that the people on her street run around her for there excersize |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:51 am |
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ur mumas so fat that a bus hit her and she got back up and said who through that rock |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:53 am |
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ue mumas so fat that when she stood on a set of scales the scales said this dosent take whales |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:55 am |
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MICHAEL IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE.................................. |
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michael on June 7, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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ur mumas do fat that when she walks down the street the council have to put a sign on her saying wide load |
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naomi on June 9, 2005 @ 5:32 am |
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thes are good jokes
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:36 am |
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your mamas so fat that when she sits on back of a bus the bus does a wheelie |
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april on June 9, 2005 @ 5:36 am |
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your mam is so fat that when she goes to mcdonalds she has to order xxxxxxxxxlarge portion of chips 10 times and dont get me started on the burgers girlfriend |
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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your mammas so fat she stands on the scales and her mobile number comes up |
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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your mammas so fat she stands on the scales and her mobile number comes up |
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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your mammas so fat she stands on the scales and her mobile number comes up |
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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your mammas so fat she stands on the scales and her mobile number comes up |
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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your mammas so fat she stands on the scales and her mobile number comes up |
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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your mammas so fat she stands on the scales and her mobile number comes up |
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emma on June 9, 2005 @ 5:42 am |
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your mammas so fat she stands on the scales and her mobile number comes up |
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HaZeL $TuFF on June 10, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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i reckon all u jokin pricks shld stop these shit jokes now u get me hazel stuff up in dis joint hold twizzle u c me pEcKnArM U GET ME "BANG BANG"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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poo head on June 22, 2005 @ 8:18 am |
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Get lost
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Ali on June 23, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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so funny ha ha |
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******************** on June 24, 2005 @ 5:50 am |
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Your mum is soooo fat she is not worth a joka |
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poo head returns on June 24, 2005 @ 5:51 am |
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Get lost you loosers |
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rotexy on June 27, 2005 @ 7:47 am |
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ur jokes are shit. |
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Yana on June 27, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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Your mom is so fat it took me 3 buses,2 trains, and a 4 hour car ride to get on her good side!!!!!! |
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deus tomlinson on June 28, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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your mum so fat that you she cant finger herself no more |
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tony gipo on June 28, 2005 @ 7:55 am |
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your mums so fat she looks like a fukin hippo |
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italian mafia on July 1, 2005 @ 12:33 am |
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your mums so fat the blue whales came up and sang #we are family even though you’re fatter then me# |
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rudeboooi on July 4, 2005 @ 6:20 am |
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your mums tits are so hairy i thougt they where cocanuts |
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matt on July 5, 2005 @ 9:44 am |
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yo mama so fat shed jump in the air and got stuck |
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adam n danny on July 5, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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ur mama is so stupid she took a polo bak cos it had a hole i nit |
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dodger on July 5, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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this jokes suck ass u aint funny dumb fucks |
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aaron 8r on July 5, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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fucking hell these jokes r shit
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Leon Jobling on July 5, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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UR MUMA SO STUPID SHE SHAVES HER LEGS WITH A HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!
Hi All Ma M8s At School! |
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Leon Jobling on July 5, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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UR MUMA SO STUPID SHE SHAVES HER LEGS WITH A HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!
Hi All Ma M8s At School! |
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pecnam & ramrdon on September 23, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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oliver mum is so skinny she wipes her ass with dental floss
......MARTIN |
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tenzin on September 23, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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u got so much dogs in ur family u dont no wich ones ur mum
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James McC on September 23, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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your mum is so fat she has to wear a watch on each arm because she covers two time zones !!!! |
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apositivenuisance on September 23, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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ur mum is such a slag she has polished more helmets than hitler |
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apositivenuisance on September 23, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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your mums such a slag she has seen more pricks than a dart board
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apositivenuisance on September 23, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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ur mums so stupid she got locked in the toilet and pissed herself |
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cam on September 23, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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your mum iz so fat when she jumped in the sea she caused the tsunami |
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raymond on September 26, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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ur muma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs |
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raymond on September 26, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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ur mumas so fat when she byes hiheels at the end of the night she wheres flipflops |
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raymond on September 26, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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ur mumas so fat shes marked on the map |
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raymond on September 26, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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ur mumas so fat wales look like tabpoles to her |
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