Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
ur mum is soooo fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jacob on August 13, 2004 @ 8:01 pm
| ur mum is soooo fat they need suspension on the road |
Add your own comment
| From: |
nathan on August 18, 2004 @ 3:51 pm |
| Comment: |
that was rubbish u need to find out what is funny |
| From: |
Aaron on August 19, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
| Comment: |
that was weak
hears one: ur mom is so fat that last time she saw 90210 is on the scale |
| From: |
mikie on August 30, 2004 @ 6:41 am |
| Comment: |
oi man im sitting here right laughing my ass off at the other jokes and now i am leaving this site cause of your filth wake up to urself
|
| From: |
Luke Fitzpatrick on October 26, 2004 @ 4:43 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so dumb she got locked in ASDA and still starved to death
ur mum is so dumb she picked up a doughnut and complained about the circle in the middle
ur mum is so fat she makes FREE WILLY look like a TicTac |
| From: |
Luke Fitzpatrick on October 26, 2004 @ 4:53 pm |
| Comment: |
ur so ugly when u was born the nurse slaped ur mum
|
| From: |
bob on November 2, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat NASA hireed her to jump of a buildin onto a lever to lauch the space rocket |
| From: |
dale ward on November 2, 2004 @ 8:47 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum smells
|
| From: |
stoner on November 3, 2004 @ 12:08 pm |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat she sellf shade in the summer |
| From: |
stoner 2 on November 3, 2004 @ 12:09 pm |
| Comment: |
i shagged ur mum |
| From: |
stoner 2 on November 3, 2004 @ 12:09 pm |
| Comment: |
i shagged ur mum |
| From: |
newton on November 4, 2004 @ 12:14 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so stupid she took a cd back cause it had a hole it
ur mums so fat the only time youl see 100000 pounds is when shes on the scales
|
| From: |
ross on November 4, 2004 @ 12:21 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat |
| From: |
bitchan on November 8, 2004 @ 4:17 am |
| Comment: |
your mum is so stupid she broke the speed limit and offerd to fix it agai |
| From: |
ur mum on November 8, 2004 @ 9:33 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat she fell in love and broke it
|
| From: |
Abbas Khan on November 11, 2004 @ 6:01 am |
| Comment: |
your mums so fat she needs planning permission to sit down |
| From: |
barnesy on November 11, 2004 @ 1:41 pm |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat she war a yellow rain cought and every 1 was shouting taxi |
| From: |
ashif on November 12, 2004 @ 12:03 pm |
| Comment: |
your mums so fat she uses a rag on a stick to wash |
| From: |
Big Papa on November 12, 2004 @ 2:30 pm |
| Comment: |
Your Mum is so fat she puts mayanase on her asprins. |
| From: |
amy on November 20, 2004 @ 6:32 am |
| Comment: |
i fink its wicked |
| From: |
emma on November 20, 2004 @ 6:37 am |
| Comment: |
your mums so fat when she was at skool and they did a seatin plan she got 2 sit nxt 2 everybody |
| From: |
michael on November 21, 2004 @ 3:54 am |
| Comment: |
ur mams so fat she comes from both sides of the family |
| From: |
Krunal on November 21, 2004 @ 5:07 am |
| Comment: |
ohh man these jokes are kool
ur mamma so fat she sat on a woop cussen and it had become to louds fort in dda world
|
| From: |
digris on November 22, 2004 @ 2:10 pm |
| Comment: |
i hate ur mum |
| From: |
spike on November 22, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is that fat she got stuck in the grand caniun and had go on slim fast for 10 years to get jus her toe out |
| From: |
PRIMEZ DA NMZ CREW on November 22, 2004 @ 4:04 pm |
| Comment: |
UR MUMMA IS SO OLD SHE STILL OWES JESUS A FIVA |
| From: |
nick poon on November 23, 2004 @ 10:02 am |
| Comment: |
ur chef is so fat he masturbates while reading cook books
|
| From: |
ainz on November 23, 2004 @ 12:26 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat she went out in high heels and cum bk in flip flops
|
| From: |
yow on November 23, 2004 @ 5:25 pm |
| Comment: |
stupid |
| From: |
kimberly on November 24, 2004 @ 3:11 am |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat she stood on a scale and it said to be continued |
| From: |
Da LeB on November 24, 2004 @ 3:20 am |
| Comment: |
your mums so big she youse a tree brach as a tampon |
| From: |
Mrs_margera on November 24, 2004 @ 8:25 pm |
| Comment: |
ur muma is sooo fat she plays pool wit the planets!
Ur mums so fat when she stopped to take a rest on a rainbow she was poppen skittels out her ass hole!’
ur mumas so hairy u got carpet burn wen u came out!
just ur muma! |
| From: |
ennit!!! on November 25, 2004 @ 7:03 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum soo stupid seh took an IQ test and wen d results back she sed im not that young |
| From: |
Jess nd K on November 25, 2004 @ 9:04 am |
| Comment: |
ahahahahaha they sooo funny! ur muma soooooooooooooo fat :P |
| From: |
Laura on November 25, 2004 @ 5:05 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mammas so fat, her belt size is the equator |
| From: |
Carlyl on November 25, 2004 @ 8:23 pm |
| Comment: |
Suk a fart the lot of yous...;. U sound like a bunch of pathetic dick up ur ass poofs..... |
| From: |
ur mum! on November 26, 2004 @ 8:50 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum si so fat that when she stands on the scales all she see’s is fone numbers
|
| From: |
ur mum! on November 26, 2004 @ 8:51 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so stupid she toke a spoon to the super bowl |
| From: |
Jimmuck on November 29, 2004 @ 2:06 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat she applied for a job at the zoo and people complained of letting a hippo loose!! |
| From: |
ur mum on November 29, 2004 @ 3:45 pm |
| Comment: |
tell your mum i left a fiva under the pillow |
| From: |
kastro on November 29, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
| Comment: |
YOUR MUM IS SOO FAT THAT SHE IRONS HER CLOTHES IN THE DRIVEWAY |
| From: |
kastro on November 29, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
| Comment: |
YOUR MUM IS SOO FAT THAT SHE IRONS HER CLOTHES IN THE DRIVEWAY |
| From: |
john and dan on November 30, 2004 @ 9:01 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so fat she stood up and knocked everyone over |
| From: |
john and dan on November 30, 2004 @ 9:03 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so fat she farted and every one died |
| From: |
john and dan on November 30, 2004 @ 9:03 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so fat she farted and every one died |
| From: |
john on November 30, 2004 @ 9:05 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so fat she stood on a scale and it said to be continued |
| From: |
molly snell on November 30, 2004 @ 9:05 am |
| Comment: |
ur mums so dumb she tried to dran a fish |
| From: |
john and dan on November 30, 2004 @ 9:06 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so thick she brought a cd and took it back and she said there iz a hole in the middle !!! |
| From: |
molly snell on November 30, 2004 @ 9:06 am |
| Comment: |
ur mums so dumb she tried to dran a fish |
| From: |
molly snell on November 30, 2004 @ 9:08 am |
| Comment: |
ur mums so dumb she) said theres no e in team(menta beb no i in team |
| From: |
john and dan on November 30, 2004 @ 9:08 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so fat her bum iz so big and flabby it takes up the site of her fanny! |
| From: |
molly snell on November 30, 2004 @ 9:09 am |
| Comment: |
ur mums so thick she went to tesco and asked for a cornbeef doughnut |
| From: |
mathew on November 30, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so thick she brought u up |
| From: |
mathew on November 30, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so thick she brought u up |
| From: |
molly snell on November 30, 2004 @ 9:11 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum\s so fat she uses 1000 toliet rolls to wipe bher bum |
| From: |
john on November 30, 2004 @ 9:13 am |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat she uses kiten roll i9nsted of tampax |
| From: |
john on November 30, 2004 @ 9:13 am |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat she uses kitchen roll insted of tampax |
| From: |
mathew on November 30, 2004 @ 9:15 am |
| Comment: |
i bum my mum |
| From: |
mathew on November 30, 2004 @ 9:15 am |
| Comment: |
i bum my mum |
| From: |
mathew on November 30, 2004 @ 9:15 am |
| Comment: |
i bum my mum |
| From: |
da-joka on November 30, 2004 @ 1:10 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so thik she thought tinky winky was a character in a porno programme! |
| From: |
da-joka on November 30, 2004 @ 1:10 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so thik she thought tinky winky was a character in a porno programme! |
| From: |
franz ferdinand on December 1, 2004 @ 1:29 am |
| Comment: |
i say u dont show, dont move, time is slow, i say.....take me out |
| From: |
john on December 1, 2004 @ 6:21 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum iz so fat she could not get through a tunnel without breaking it |
| From: |
daniel on December 1, 2004 @ 6:21 am |
| Comment: |
i aint, by da way if u copy me |
| From: |
daniel on December 1, 2004 @ 6:21 am |
| Comment: |
i aint, by da way if u copy me |
| From: |
dan on December 1, 2004 @ 8:44 am |
| Comment: |
my nan got a fonecall the other day- it was the army
they asked if they could use her knickers as parachutes |
| From: |
dan on December 1, 2004 @ 8:44 am |
| Comment: |
my nan got a fonecall the other day- it was the army
they asked if they could use her knickers as parachutes |
| From: |
nana dove on December 1, 2004 @ 8:55 am |
| Comment: |
ure mums so fat....she died :| |
| From: |
pamela on December 1, 2004 @ 8:56 am |
| Comment: |
i love jizz |
| From: |
balla on December 1, 2004 @ 9:38 am |
| Comment: |
every1 who rote jokes ur mum is a hoe |
| From: |
charlotte houlder on December 1, 2004 @ 10:18 am |
| Comment: |
i smell like poo and shag trees 4 a living. my mum slapped me because i was to ugly and i smelt like fish. i lick my hairy dick/minge |
| From: |
aron on December 1, 2004 @ 10:20 am |
| Comment: |
ure mums so dumb she wet er self in the toilet+shes so dumb she staved in tesco. |
| From: |
stephen on December 1, 2004 @ 10:21 am |
| Comment: |
ure mums pubes are so long tarzan thought they were vines |
| From: |
Swalk on December 1, 2004 @ 11:00 am |
| Comment: |
all of them jokes are so shit there ten years old
ur mum is so dumb she got locked in matress world and slept on the floor |
| From: |
swalk on December 1, 2004 @ 11:01 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat when she walks out the house in high hills she strikes oil |
| From: |
YOUR MUM on December 2, 2004 @ 7:52 am |
| Comment: |
your mum is so cheap she uses air refreshner for deodarant |
| From: |
da familly on December 2, 2004 @ 7:53 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so small she sits on a curb and her legs still dangle...beat that u suckers |
| From: |
Jam on December 2, 2004 @ 3:55 pm |
| Comment: |
Nice jokes but!!
Ur mum is so dumb she climbed over a seathroung wall 2 see wat woz on the other side
HAHA!!!!! |
| From: |
sarah on December 2, 2004 @ 4:45 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat they killed tinky winkky off and replaced him with ur mum |
| From: |
amy on December 3, 2004 @ 5:34 am |
| Comment: |
your mums so skinny that when she goes the libary people thought she was a bookmark |
| From: |
bum sex lady on December 3, 2004 @ 9:52 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat dat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales came round and sang we are family |
| From: |
ryry on December 4, 2004 @ 4:27 am |
| Comment: |
you need to find some jokes like why did the chiken cross the road? to get to da over side |
| From: |
bobiela on December 4, 2004 @ 6:10 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is sooooooooooooooo ugly she makes the elephant man look gorgeous!! |
| From: |
gracey baby on December 7, 2004 @ 2:06 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat that she models 4 weight wactches |
| From: |
wanka on December 8, 2004 @ 10:48 am |
| Comment: |
these are wank jokes |
| From: |
dude on December 8, 2004 @ 10:50 am |
| Comment: |
i suck donkey dicks |
| From: |
ur mum on December 11, 2004 @ 2:03 pm |
| Comment: |
tell ur mum she was brill last night and there is a fiva under her bed for the night |
| From: |
hayley on December 14, 2004 @ 2:56 pm |
| Comment: |
these are well funny every1 does these at skool i am gettin some 2 say off here coz the r sooo funny lol |
| From: |
zena on December 22, 2004 @ 8:50 pm |
| Comment: |
your mama’s so fat when she walked pass the television i missed 3 episodes |
| From: |
zena on December 22, 2004 @ 8:56 pm |
| Comment: |
your mama’s so fat when she got hit by a bus ,she yelled out,who threw that rock!
AND just to let everyone out there all your jokes are old even my great GRANDMOTHER Know them.
TRY ALITTLE HARDER LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
NO OFFENCE PEOPLE COME TO THIS SITE TO LAUGH NOT TO SLEEP ,YOU NERDS!!!!! |
| From: |
RRYT on December 22, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
| Comment: |
GRRR |
| From: |
james on January 29, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
| Comment: |
ure mums so fat she climbed in2 a monster truck nd it turnt in2 a low rider |
| From: |
peter pan on February 1, 2005 @ 4:15 am |
| Comment: |
hello youre the worst ever
|
| From: |
WOODY on February 2, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so hairy u got a carpet burn when u were born |
| From: |
sum guy on February 2, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat wen god sed let there b light he asked her 2 move! ha u bunch of wankers |
| From: |
Hanna on February 3, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat wen she gets on the scales it says one at a time please... lol |
| From: |
shaz on February 7, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat she eat all these beans.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
-.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. |
| From: |
darryl on February 8, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
| Comment: |
your mums so fat.... well i cant say anymore because there is no much to say..... |
| From: |
sexy on February 8, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
| Comment: |
dese jokes crack me up lol lol |
| From: |
dick head on February 9, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
| Comment: |
leave my fucking mum alone just because she didnt give u any
|
| From: |
dickhead on February 9, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
| Comment: |
hows it going sexy
|
| From: |
Dick wnk on February 9, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
| Comment: |
your mum is so fat she felt a sharp pain in her chest looked down and she was steppin on her own tit |
| From: |
jimmi on February 10, 2005 @ 5:33 am |
| Comment: |
your mums are fit! |
| From: |
jimmi on February 10, 2005 @ 5:34 am |
| Comment: |
your mums are so fit i fucked her |
| From: |
noo on February 10, 2005 @ 7:30 am |
| Comment: |
u all fukin suk |
| From: |
Awais Tabasam on February 10, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
| Comment: |
Your mum is ssoooo dumb, she heard the word popcorn fart wid a goofy beard, wen she ate popcorn and farted, she though that was what it meant and she got herslef a goofy beard to complete bein a popcorn fart! |
| From: |
pat and harry on February 15, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
| Comment: |
your mom is so poor she put a happy meal on layaway |
| From: |
ME on March 23, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
| Comment: |
UR MUM
UR MUMS SO STUPID SHE SHE SPENT 2 HOURS IN A SHOP LOOKING AT A CARTEN OF ORANGE JUICE THAT SEAD CONSANTRATE |
| From: |
ur mum on March 23, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
| Comment: |
i did ur mum |
| From: |
every1 hit 666 if u on March 23, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fukin fat they she suked ur balls |
| From: |
xXxSeXyBlOnDeXxX on March 24, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
| Comment: |
IF UR MUM WOZ SO FAT DAT WEN SHE FARTED EVRY1 DIED DEN HOW CUM IM STILL SITTIN HERE NOW!!??
these jokes crack me up lol lol
ur mum is so dumb dat she locked herself in the toilet and pissed herself !!!! |
| From: |
J_doggy dawg on March 25, 2005 @ 7:39 am |
| Comment: |
Ure mum is so fat she got baptised in sea world
Ye man! beat dat bitch! |
| From: |
Flounders Style7 on March 25, 2005 @ 7:41 am |
| Comment: |
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT OUT IN HIGH HEELS N CAME BAK IN FLIP FLOPS
BEAT DAT AGEN BIATCH
YO CANT PLAY WI DIS |
| From: |
s_urmum on March 25, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone |
| From: |
a dick head on March 26, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
| Comment: |
ur muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum |
| From: |
a dick head on March 26, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
| Comment: |
is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay |
| From: |
hello u man on March 26, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mum is sooooo dumb she hot wired a trolly ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
|
| From: |
pinis sucker on March 26, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
| Comment: |
i suck donkey dick |
| From: |
pinis sucker on March 26, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
| Comment: |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm big flopy donkey dick |
| From: |
pinis sucker on March 26, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
| Comment: |
i eat dick 4 breakfast |
| From: |
pinis sucker on March 26, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
| Comment: |
did u no ime a trannie |
| From: |
hello u man on March 26, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
| Comment: |
i lick ur dads unmententuanbles |
| From: |
3333333 on March 26, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
| Comment: |
i need a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank |
| From: |
hello u man on March 26, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
| Comment: |
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
|
| From: |
werty on March 26, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
| Comment: |
a fa t man wankin ummmmmmmmmmmmm yeeeeeeeeeeeear |
| From: |
werty on March 26, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
| Comment: |
to hllo you man fuck me naw baby ime all urs |
| From: |
mr germany on March 26, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
| Comment: |
u like german shizer |
| From: |
cartmans mom on March 26, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
| Comment: |
well i guess so |
| From: |
noise on March 26, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
| Comment: |
slurp slurp |
| From: |
boys on March 26, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
| Comment: |
ewwwwwwwwwww wat is wrong with german peple
|
| From: |
kenny on March 26, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
| Comment: |
hm hmmm hmmmmmh mmh hmm hm hmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| From: |
cartman on March 26, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
| Comment: |
u said it kenny |
| From: |
the man in the know on March 26, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
| Comment: |
all off u shizers go on goggle then ur dad !!!! writ some good shit |
| From: |
sam green on March 26, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat she went in to the laundret 2 wash her nickers they said sorry no parachutes |
| From: |
david on March 27, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
| Comment: |
av fucked everyones mum on this page, fuckin losers |
| From: |
James on March 27, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
| Comment: |
ure mums that fat the shadow of er ass weighs 50 pounds |
| From: |
james on March 29, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
| Comment: |
ur mums so fat she fell over and the light woz still blocked off |
| From: |
ella *n* amy on March 30, 2005 @ 8:55 am |
| Comment: |
UR ALL BORIN TWATS !! HAHA AMY N ELLA R MANCHESTER GALS N PROUD 2%5 !I! NEY LADS WANA CHAT ADD ELLA_AMY05@MSN.COM MWAH XX HAHA |
| From: |
ashley on March 31, 2005 @ 4:52 am |
| Comment: |
ur mum is so fat she stepped on the digital scales and it said 1 at a time |
| From: |
laurenisgorgeous on April 1, 2005 @ 4:02 am |
| Comment: |
ur mummas nose is soooooooooooo big she had to blow it with a blanket.
ur mum is so dump she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side... hahaha
|
| From: |
lil_miss_amy17@hotma on September 23, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
| Comment: |
ur nose is so big dat wen u go down da street lil kids start yelling " look mumma pinochio is a real boy"
SUCK ON THAT ALALALALALALALALALA
ur so weak u make timmy look strong
ur so stupid u threw a rock @ da ground n missed
ur so UGLY that every tym u look in da mirror u get 7 years of bad luck |
|
|
